Ferocious animals

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Damn, I thought it was nomadic penguins.

 

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[Guest]

Damn, I thought it was nomadic penguins.

I figured it was your flying monkeys.

After living in rural settings some of my life, the five biggest I saw were blocking me from getting into my apartment building in the city.

I was drunk. They snarled, I was tired, so I snarled back.

I did the thing you're supposed to do with bears. I raised my arms to look huge, and then walked in one side, giving them plenty of exit room.

They fled.

We saw them around a lot. There was a high end restaurant/hotel next door. We figured they lived the life of riley off of their dumpster.

 

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Well, it is fish-flavored cat food.

I may still be right.....you have to catch one.

 

[glynndah]

I may still be right.....you have to catch one.

Yep. There's been a run on penguin-sized raccoon costumes on eBay.

 

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[glynndah]

BWAH HA HA!!

Little bastards.

I knew there was something fishy about 'em.

It's those fishnet stockings they pull over their heads. Gives them away every time.

 

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[S-Des]

I don't know how they are managing to steal them out of my dresser.

The little perverts.

Sorry, but they asked so nicely.

 

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BWAH HA HA!!

Little bastards.

I knew there was something fishy about 'em.

Penguins are very clever and speak several languages, dont be fooled.

 

[Boxlicker101]

It's those fishnet stockings they pull over their heads. Gives them away every time.

Why would racoons need to wear stockings over their heads? They're already wearing masks. That seems like overdoing it.

 

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[Boxlicker101]

Originally Posted by Boxlicker101
Why would racoons need to wear stockings over their heads? They're already wearing masks. That seems like overdoing it.

It's the pervert in them.

But you said they got them out of your dresser drawer. If they had dug them and your panties out of the laundrey basket, I would understand. I might even have joined them in their quest. But what good are clean women's stockings and underwear to a pervert?

 

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[Edward Teach]

I feel bereft.

Well, don't put any clothes on, you look damn good just like you are.

 

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Well, don't put any clothes on, you look damn good just like you are.

 

[Jaydoes]

shy???

It's odd that your raccoons are so shy...the ones I have will get pissed if you forget to leave food out for them and they start peeking in the windows....scares the hell out of you the first time you look out your window and there's a masked face peering in at you with beady little eyes.....I think they find it amusing....

 

[The_Fool]

Just make sure the little bastards know that the trashcan in not an allnight eaterie...

 

[R. Richard]

Cute babies. They walk like - like kangaroos, I guess. That surprised me. We watched them up close for awhile and that's one of the things I noticed. No opposable thumbs, they scooped the food up, and they sort of hopped on back legs using their tails for balance and crawled on their front paws.

Kangatoos don't walk. They either hop for long/medium distance travel or they 'go on all fives' for short distances. They balance on their tail and pawss and sort of inch worm along.

 

[Boxlicker101]

It's odd that your raccoons are so shy...the ones I have will get pissed if you forget to leave food out for them and they start peeking in the windows....scares the hell out of you the first time you look out your window and there's a masked face peering in at you with beady little eyes.....I think they find it amusing....

If Sarrahh continues feeding these for a while, and then stops, they will probably react the same way. Although it's fun, it's not really a good idea in the long run to make the raccoons dependent on you for their food. They should go out and get honest jobs.

 

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Just make sure the little bastards know that the trashcan in not an allnight eaterie...

Oh, gawd.

That would stink, hmmm?

The trash can is far away from their nibbling ground right now - and we have those giant issued cans. Let's hope they don't notice.