Fellatio question

[smartarse]

I would like to wake my new love in the best possible way, but I need to know

1 am I setting myself up for a mouthful of urine?

and

2 if he happens to have a full bladder at the time would it be more uncomfortable for him than hot?

Thanks in advance.

 

[infinity706]

I'd say go for it. The added pressure should make it even hotter for him. Besides, it's extremely hard for guys to pee with a hard cock anyway. The bladder shuts off because the acid would kill all the sperm cells. Instead, the urethra is filling up with pre cum that neutralizes acid.

 

[tustin92614]

I agree completely with '706s comments.

One thought, though. I can get a little self-conscious in the morning, especially if we had sex the night before. You might consider a well-lubricated hand job, especially to start. You can finish it with your hand, or switch to a bj. You can spray it all over him, since he'll be taking a shower soon!! Have fun. No matter what you do, he will!!

 

[BrazenFellow]

It's worth wiping down with a damp cloth after any sexual encounter. Water dries better than her excitement - unless you don't happen to get as wet as my woman, but then I'd have to feel sorry for you.

There's very, very little chance of him pissing in your mouth. He'll warn you, or he's a total moron. Blowjobs in the shower, first thing in the morning? Also fantastic.

 

[eDJ]

Re:

I don't think I'd try it. Then that's me.

 

[shrek100]

My wife has woken me many times with a blow job. I have never pee'd over her yet!

The only comment I would make is be ready for a long blow job, it may just be me but it takes me a long time to cum first thing in the morning

 

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[kskittles]

A lot of guys have to pee AFTER they cum, so I'd think it isn't a big danger during the blowjob....but I don't know.

 

[infinity706]

It's not a big danger. You'd actually have more trouble getting him to piss on you if that's what you want.

 

[Wizard]

A lot of guys have to pee AFTER they cum, so I'd think it isn't a big danger during the blowjob....but I don't know.

Not a problem.... Suck away and enjoy!

 

[silvastormcloud]

Go for it Smartarse. Its almost impossible for a man to urinate while erect because the bladder is restricted from passing urine to the urethra.

However it can lead to the infuriating situation of him being desperate to piss but being unable to as he's hard as a rock. Sounds like fum hehehe

 

[smartarse]

Go for it Smartarse. Its almost impossible for a man to urinate while erect because the bladder is restricted from passing urine to the urethra.

This was my concern. Starting from flaccid, I wasn't sure what would be the reaction of a sleeping man who can't be blamed for not being in control or giving a warning.

However it can lead to the infuriating situation of him being desperate to piss but being unable to as he's hard as a rock. Sounds like fum hehehe

(giggle) In the mood for mischief I could appreciate that, but mostly, agony isn't my intention.

Thanks for the replies, sounds like I just suck it 'n' see.

 

[Wizard]

Wet alarm clock works great for all of us guys , we love it! What a better way to wake up!

 

[Berwyn]

Can I have my wife e-mail you to get some pointers? ;-D

 

[Metawampe]

I have been trying to get my wife to do that for the last 22 years. She just won't. I had a GF years ago I was living with. I asked her about it and she said she would surprise me some morning. Sure enough, one morning I thought I was having the best dream of my life. It was the most realistic blow job, you know, like you were 15 again and you left that wet drream in your shorts? Then you wake up all embarrassed? Well, this time, I woke up and my johnson was being devoured like it was her last meal on earth. It is, without a doubt, the best way for a man to be woken in the AM.

 

[Ohiorob]

............ It is, without a doubt, the best way for a man to be woken in the AM.

Here Here.

Don't be shy about this. Your wonderful favor will motivate him to return the favor in some way he has not yet recognized.

So begins the envyable cycle of partners pleasuring each other.

 

[Elocin925]

My girlfriend has done that ONCE in the last 9 years.... And that was over 6 years ago! I WISH I could wake up to her lips wrapped around my shaft with hr tongue swirling clock-wise!!!

 

[Ohiorob]

Just sayin......

My girlfriend has done that ONCE in the last 9 years.... And that was over 6 years ago! I WISH I could wake up to her lips wrapped around my shaft with hr tongue swirling clock-wise!!!

Elo.....stop wishin. What have you done for her lately that might inspire her to such actions?

Now...might be the time to begin. Good luck.

 

[evenyc]

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[TriumphGuy]

I've got to say that's something my wife has never done. But she is a borderline germophobe and it freaks her out unless it's freshly showered.

 

[Emerald Eyed]

I've got to say that's something my wife has never done. But she is a borderline germophobe and it freaks her out unless it's freshly showered.

She dont know what shes missing

 

[infinity706]

Yeah, of course, I like the natural smell most of the time.

 

[silverwhisper]

smartarse: while i generally am in favor of starting the day in this way, there are a very small minority of people who do not want unexpected sexual contact, in some cases due to a traumatic previous incident. so long as your guy isn't one of them, go to town!

ed

 

[Wife of Bath]

I do this for my boyfriend often. He loves it and we've never had a urniary problem! haha

Go for it!

 

[Sweet_Carolina]

oh just go for it!! give him the morning BJ, its the best gift ever. To wake up to a whole new sensation. If you are worried about a mouthful of urine, dont worry cause thats not going to happen. Secondly it would be more pleasurable for him rather then uncomfortable!