FELLAS: Breast Questionnaire

[BarbieBitch]

Since the Pussy Questionnaire was popular enough, I thought I'd put one more out for the guys about our fun bags...

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)

Anything you want to add about boobies?

 

[nogood24]

Since the Pussy Questionnaire was popular enough, I thought I'd put one more out for the guys about our fun bags...

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? Post puberty? When I was 17.

How did it happen?Like so many other things, in the back of a car.

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?Breasts are perfect. Larger is better than smaller but as long as there is a nipple to taste I am a happy man.

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?It depends. Usually not but if they are really extreme they can be.

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?It depends on the body to which the breasts are attached. A beautiful set of DDD's looks perfect on a full figured woman but a wonderful set of B's will be just as lovely on a smaller woman.

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?Yes and No sadly. It is something I would like to do more of, but that goes for most sexual activity.

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?There is no way for me to choose. Both feel so wonderful under my tongue.

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?I think push up bra and cleavage. Although no bra sounds pretty good too. I have a hard time with this though because I don't like staring at a woman's chest when I'm talking to her. It seems disrespectful somehow.

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy? Totally depends on the woman and the tattoo.

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?Not something I've ever fantasized about but I am an open minded guy.

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)The real deal is vastly superior. The look and feel of a naked enhanced breast is distracting.

Anything you want to add about boobies?
They're amazing! And your picture thread is a good example of why.

Thanks for posting this! I hope you enjoy the mountain of responses you are likely to get.

 

[BarbieBitch]

Thanks! I'm just surprised none of the other girls had thought to ask y'all the questions yet!

 

[nogood24]

If you have any other question feel free to plumb the depths of my limited knowledge and experience.

 

[muffalo]

Since the Pussy Questionnaire was popular enough, I thought I'd put one more out for the guys about our fun bags...

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?
**I think in school, a girl flashing us guys, nothing special.
Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?
**They're all real nice. I usually like ones that are a little more than a handful.
Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?
**The only thing that has turned me off is a hairy nipple.
In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?
**See above.
Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?
**never done either
Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?
**either really.
Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?
**no bra! NO bras! Let me see them jiggle
Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?
**hmmm, not that sexy, but I have friends with them so I can't say trashy.
Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?
**If my wife/gf had a baby I'm sure I would try it. I think it's very raw eroticism
Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)
Fake breasts are not necessary. Please don't do it ladies. Breasts are ultimately for nursing, not pleasure. It seems gross to me to stick silicone in them. And if they stick out like balloons it's totally weird. No offense to anyone.
Anything you want to add about boobies?

They're great!! Please don't be self concsious about them though ladies. Anything does great for most men Small titties are great.

 

[HarderThanARock]

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?
I think I was 11 and there was a woman with a loose blouse and no bra bending over.

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?
I welcome any and all breasts

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?
Not at all.

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?
Anything C or below.

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?
I have not.

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?
I prefer larger nipples,but areola size is unimportant.

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?
No bra.

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?
Depends on the tat, tasteful is sexy.

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?
Yes I would love to do that.

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal) Maybe, havent encountered any yet in the wild.

Anything you want to add about boobies?
That they are man's real best friend

 

[phlipant]

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[randy123]

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?
I was about 9 and I somehow talked my babysitter into letting me check them out. I got full access for several minutes. I figure she's the reason I'm still a boob-man today.

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?
I'm not picky, as long as they're not extremely huge.

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?
Not at all.

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?
Anywhere between something to hold on to, and boobs so big they could hurt me.

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?
I've only titty-fucked a few times, but I liked it. Never gave a pearl necklace, though.


Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?
Any nipple's a good nipple.


Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?
I'd lean towards no bra.

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?
Depends on the woman, but I lean against them...

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?
Not really...

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)
Not really...

Anything you want to add about boobies?
Nothing except that I love boobies!

 

[kemcleod]

Since the Pussy Questionnaire was popular enough, I thought I'd put one more out for the guys about our fun bags...

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen? Yes/Magazine

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics? I look for specifics like there should be two but will settle for one in a pinch..

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff? No, I am sure that I would hope my flaws would be overlooked

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size? C or D (I was a average to below average student)

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace? No/-

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars? Either, I am a fan of the nipple

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all? Cleavage is sexy

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy? I like tattoos..I am gonna go with sexy

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast? I have and would again

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal) If I can touch, feel or taste them, they are real!!

Anything you want to add about boobies?

Is there really anything to dislike about boobies..

 

[OGME]

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen? Yup. Girls sunbathing topless on the beach in France.

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics? Every breast has its own charm

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff? Absolutely not. I've been with girls who'd had surgery (not cosmetic) scars & even a mastectomy, and they were beautiful.

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size? More than a mouthful or a handful might be a waste, but my eyes can take in a lot more

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace? Not particularly, but yes, I have

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars? Either

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all? No bra. Definitely. Gets me really hot.

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy? Subtle is fine

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast? I have done. It was really intimate.

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal) No

Anything you want to add about boobies? Boobies are magnificent!

 

[sutherngent985]

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen? My first girlfriend, we were parked making out

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics? Its not about 1 body parts or another...its the woman

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff? No

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size? Doesnt matter, but they can be too big

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace? never tried either

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars? Whatever my partner at the moment has

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all? no bra

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy? I dont care either way, she obviously likes them

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast? I have before and would love to again

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal) if its an identity issue fake is fine but I hate if they got them just to have big boobs

Anything you want to add about boobies? love the ones Im with

 

[tkinsc]

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen? SO year of high school> I can't remember which was first, playing with a girls tits on the school bus, getting flashed by a hooker in Paris (school trip), or playing with a girls tits while on a school trip. All three were nice.

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics? I like boobs, although I'm particularly fond of my wife's tits

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff? No

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size? C, although bigger and smaller are fine too

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace? Yes, and yes

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars? Kind of in between

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all? Both have positives, the cleavage is a nice tease, but it is a turn-on to see the nipples poking through a sirt without a bra. If I had to pic one, I'd pick no bra

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy? Never seen one in person, but they don't do much for me.

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast? Yes I have, and I enjoyed it quiet a bit. Sadly I won't be doing that again.

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal) No breasts are fake, some are enhanced.

Anything you want to add about boobies? I love tits. I love the fact my wife can cum from having her tits and nipples played with.

 

[LaRocha]

Since the Pussy Questionnaire was popular enough, I thought I'd put one more out for the guys about our fun bags...

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?

Jeeze, I think every little kid remembers seeing their mother's breasts, which I always found disturbing. I don't count that though. The first boobers I ever saw were actually two pair, two sisters, neighbor girls in my backyard camping, a game of strip poker... It was fairly clinical, though I did sport an erection the whole game.

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?

Any fit female, or at least, any female not heavily overweight has a pair that likely interests me.

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?

Stretchmarks are fine, nipple bumps can be a slight turnoff.

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?

A borderline AA, or full C.

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?

No and Yes.

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?
Small.

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?

Push-up. Imagination.

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?

Total turnoff.

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?

Yes.

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)

Yes.

Anything you want to add about boobies?

My wife's little boobies still run my life.

 

[RawHumor]

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen? I don't know... I think it was probably at a strip club though.

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics? I like proportion, so it depends upon the woman.

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff? I can overlook little imperfections as long as the breast itself is nice.

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size? B or C, probably... but again, proportion.

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace? I'm not a huge fan, but I like the thought of it. And yes, I have.

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars? Little nipples, please.

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all? It depends upon the girl. Generally, the latter... but sometimes the former.

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy? Depends. Sometimes one, sometimes the other, sometimes a little of both.

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast? If she was really into it, I could be persuaded to try. I'm not hugely into it, though the idea of a girl nursing from another girl's breasts is a major turn-on for me.

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal) Sometimes. I can't say I'm overly opposed to them if they make the woman feel sexier about herself.

Anything you want to add about boobies? As Ron White said: "Once you've seen one pair of naked breasts, you pretty much... wanna see 'em all."

 

[BarbieBitch]

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?
I was about 9 and I somehow talked my babysitter into letting me check them out. I got full access for several minutes. I figure she's the reason I'm still a boob-man today.

What a bad babysitter! I mean, good for you and all, but as a former babysitter myself, that ain't right. lol

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen? Yes/Magazine

By real life, I meant real life. Not a magazine or tv.

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars? Whatever my partner at the moment has

Sounds like you're just grateful to have any boobies around. lol

No breasts are fake, some are enhanced.

LOL I like that

 

[popcorn2721]

Since the Pussy Questionnaire was popular enough, I thought I'd put one more out for the guys about our fun bags...

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?Yeah, I was a late bloomer at 21, feeling up this chick I was seeing.. she had small A cup boobs

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics? Not just any pair wind my crank, I prefer large fertile looking breast. The shape isnt really that important to me

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff? No, I actually like the variations.

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size? D cup or larger, thats for me!

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?If course I like to titty fuck... I like doing it so rough that they are sore the next day. Yes, Ive given a pearl necklace

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars? Doesn't matter

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all? Either works for me

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy? Ultra Sexy

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast? Ive been in an ABR before which is awesome by the way.. Yes, I desire to drink milk from a woman again.

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal) Doesn't matter as long as they don't look like the classic water balloon porn star tits.

Anything you want to add about boobies?

I like boobs, in fact I think Im going to have some now. Nom-Nom-Nom

 

[azflyboy69]

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?
10 - 11 playing doctor with the girl next door

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?
not really

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?
bad implant scars

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size
C - D

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?
Yes I like to titty fuck and leave my calling card

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?
I like them all


Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?
Nothing better then good cleavage in a push up bra

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?
TRASHY

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?
Haven't yet but its a fantasy 'd like to fulfill one day

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)
Got to go with what god gave you

Anything you want to add about boobies? I'm a boob man

 

[Macdaddy23]

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen?
I was in a store probably 6 and woman was bent over with I would say she had D cups after that I loved them

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics?
Any pair

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?
I don't mind

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size
There really isn't a perfect size, all of them are good

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace?
Yes, I like to titty fuck

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars?
Big or small works for me

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all?
Push bra's are sexy on women but I do like to see them without the bra

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?
Don't really like breast tattoos

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast?
Yes
Haven't yet but its a fantasy 'd like to fulfill one day[/COLOR]
I keep it to myself

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)
Has to be the real deal

Anything you want to add about boobies? Southern breast man

 

[kemcleod]

What a bad babysitter! I mean, good for you and all, but as a former babysitter myself, that ain't right. lol



By real life, I meant real life. Not a magazine or tv.



Sounds like you're just grateful to have any boobies around. lol



LOL I like that

When your like eleven that is real life..but since you have me on what I consider to be a technicality...my mother when I was like 9..they looked huge..hey, I was like nine..

 

[promod01]

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen? i think i was around 6 or so and i walked in on my mom getting dressed she didn't hear me knock

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics? i just don't like fake boobs

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff? not a bit

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size? as long as its all natural it could be anything and i'd be happy

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace? hell yes and yes

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars? in between

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all? both good

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy? nah no tats

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast? possibly

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal) not one bit

Anything you want to add about boobies? boobies for president

 

[EctoJohn]

Since the Pussy Questionnaire was popular enough, I thought I'd put one more out for the guys about our fun bags...

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen? In real life, the first time I saw bare breast was the first time I had sex. So I assume that answers how it happened.

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics? Natural breats are great, sure, you can have fun with fakes, but it's not the same. As long as boobs are nicely shaped and even, I'm not picky about size. A good pair of small boobs can be very cute on the right girl.

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff? Nah, I used to be really fat and have stretchmarks myself, so they don't bother me on anyone else.

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size? Large Bs through Cs. It also depends on the shape and size of the woman, though. You want the boobs to fit the frame. If she's a big girl, Ds or DDs are better. If she's thin, sometimes the Cs look too big (although I wouldn't be complain). But in general, Bs and Cs work for most women.

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace? Never had the opportunity for either yet, so I have no opinion other than I'd like to titty fuck a girl.

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars? Again, depends on the girl. But I can work with either. Usually the bigger areolas work on chicks with darker skin. Pale girls usually work better with pink, small areolas.

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all? If her boobs are smaller, give me the cleavage. If she had large boobs, I'll love the bounce without the bra.

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy? I don't like tattoos at all anywhere.

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast? No, as an adult that would be gross. Breast milk is for babies only.

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal) Answered above before I saw this question.

Anything you want to add about boobies?

See the red parts.

 

[Eiselmann]

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen? 10 , walked in on my dad's girlfriend....ahhh enjoying herself with a battery operated aid

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics? any pair, prefer real over fake small over overly large but thats about it

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff? not at all

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size? B

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace? yes and no


Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars? small nipples but unltimately its all good

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all? like both but more likely to check out push up bra with nice cleavage

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?trashy...too be honest the only women I've met who had breast tattoos were on the easy side of easy...sure thats not the case in all circumstances but its been my experience

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast? Never have...its not something I've ever wanted to do I guess if it was a partners fantasy then I'd do it ...but mothers milk is for real babies

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal)no , its not a turnoff as such but I always think if a woman has fake breasts what else is fake?

Anything you want to add about boobies?

 

[Adamhammer611]

I love breasts of all shapes and sizes. Total turn on. I really rwally love breasts.

The first time I ever saw breasts in real life was at a strip club.
The first time I ever played with titties was my first girlfriend.

Perky tits are my favorite, no matter what size.

Nice bit sized nipples are great, bigger is fine too.

Pink or dark nipples, I love them all

I love the way breasts bounce, the way they feel and the way they taste

I think I'd die without playing with and sucking on breasts

Did I mention they are delicious?

And I love drinking my wifes breast milk from ger 42 F's yum yum, so sweet and delicous

Breasts make me happy

 

[randy123]

What a bad babysitter! I mean, good for you and all, but as a former babysitter myself, that ain't right. lol

I know. When I think about it now I totally agree with you. I wish I could remember how I got her to let me check 'em out. They were awesome, though, as I recall.

 

[bruce454]

Do you remember seeing tits for the first time (in real life)? How did it happen? yes, I was at summer camp me and a girl couselor went to the woods I removed the top of her swim suit...and shot a load in mine

Does any pair do it for you or do you look for specifics? natural, good shape..Ipersonally like a puffier nipple area

Are common breast flaws like nipple bumps or stretchmarks a turnoff?nope

In your mind, what's the perfect cup size?large a or small b

Do you like to titty fuck, and have you ever given a pearl necklace? Ive done both its not really something im into, unless there is an open mouth at the end.

Do you prefer small nipples or big silver dollars? doesn't matter

Would you rather check out a girl in a push-up bra and nice cleavage, or no bra under her shirt at all? no bra

Breast tattoos- sexy or trashy?undecided

Have you ever/would you want to (as an adult) drink milk directly from a breast? done it..was sweet and warm

Do you like fake breasts? (Though most of you prolly prefer the real deal) nope hate the look its not a natural flow

Anything you want to add about boobies?