Feeding the Trolls

[Boxlicker101]

I have never gotten any death threats from any trolls, but the story I just submitted will get me some if anything will.

It's in the Loving Wives category, of course, but even more than that, it is about a forty year old white woman who isn't getting any from her husband, so she seduces the gardener. Even worse, he is the legendary hung black stud. This will piss off white people and black people and those who hate LW stories or cheating wives in general. It will irritate literary purists, because it makes no literary pretentions at all. It is strictly smut.

 

[Handley_Page]

I have never gotten any death threats from any trolls, but the story I just submitted will get me some if anything will.

It's in the Loving Wives category, of course, but even more than that, it is about a forty year old white woman who isn't getting any from her husband, so she seduces the gardener. Even worse, he is the legendary hung black stud. This will piss off white people and black people and those who hate LW stories or cheating wives in general. It will irritate literary purists, because it makes no literary pretensions at all. It is strictly smut.

I like the idea of a serious wind-up

 

[sr71plt]

I don't see why you couldn't have made the gardener her son as well.

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

I don't see why you couldn't have made the gardener her son as well.

...who mocks and verbally emasculates her husband behind his back...

link please....

 

[oggbashan]

...who mocks and verbally emasculates her husband behind his back...

...

..while fucking the mother-in-law and the twenty-year-old daughter...

Og

 

[Bobby_3111]

I have never gotten any death threats from any trolls, but the story I just submitted will get me some if anything will.

It's in the Loving Wives category, of course, but even more than that, it is about a forty year old white woman who isn't getting any from her husband, so she seduces the gardener. Even worse, he is the legendary hung black stud. This will piss off white people and black people and those who hate LW stories or cheating wives in general. It will irritate literary purists, because it makes no literary pretentions at all. It is strictly smut.

wow, LOL

 

[Guest]

..while fucking the mother-in-law and the twenty-year-old daughter...

Og

King Og!

 

[Boxlicker101]

Maybe I could have had the woman who had twins, a gay son and a lesbian daughter, who were born out of wedlock after an affair with a black man, and they turn 18 and move in with the woman and her husband, who didn't know about them, and have a threesome with their mother for several hours while their 60 YO husband/stepfather is chained to a chair and forced to watch. Afterward, they hold the sixty year old man down while the 18 YO lesbian fucks his ass with her strapon.

I wonder how many peple would be pissed off about that.

 

[Bobby_3111]

Maybe I could have had the woman who had twins, a gay son and a lesbian daughter, who were born out of wedlock after an affair with a black man, and they turn 18 and move in with the woman and her husband, who didn't know about them, and have a threesome with their mother for several hours while their 60 YO husband/stepfather is chained to a chair and forced to watch. Afterward, they hold the sixty year old man down while the 18 YO lesbian fucks his ass with her strapon.

I wonder how many peple would be pissed off about that.

Dont forget to get the women pregnant and lactating ^_^

 

[damppanties]

Maybe I could have ...

Obviously you aren't committed enough to the cause.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Boxlicker101
Maybe I could have ...

Obviously you aren't committed enough to the cause.

What cause is that? It's just a smutty story, one of hundreds I have written.

Here is how it starts:

Fucking the Gardener

She gets the hots for the studly young black man

At forty years old, Sylvia Price was feeling stronger sexual urges than she had ever felt in her life. Unfortunately for her, her sixty year old husband, Jack, was either unwilling or unable to do anything about alleviating them, having only two interests in life – making money and spending it to maintain the house and, especially, the garden. He was really good at the former, and the childless couple had more money than they could ever need. To accomplish the latter, he used some of that money to hire the best people he could, which included the new man who had started work in the garden that morning.

People came in every day to do the housework and cooking and everything else about the house, so Sylvia had nothing much to do but gossip on the phone, watch soap operas and read stories on Literotica. While doing that last thing, she usually played with her clit and used a dildo, even though she was well aware the real thing was vastly better. On some days her favorite toy, even while reading about George Boxlicker and one of his many lady friends, couldn’t coax out an orgasm and, coincidentally, the day the new man started working there was one of those days.

As Sylvia looked out of the second story bedroom window, she saw him digging no more than thirty feet away. Her husband had decided they needed a row of rose bushes below that window, and the first assignment of the newly hired gardener was to dig up the ground in the assigned place and plant them. It was a warm day, and he had removed his shirt so he could swing the pickaxe better while breaking up the ground preparatory to the planting.

The gardener’s muscles rippled under his ebon skin, and Sylvia thought how she would have a much better use for all that energy he was expending. When the young black man straightened up, she noted his broad, muscular chest and thrilled to the imagining of it lying above her, pressed against her nipples, which had become erect from the sight. Her erotic thoughts about George Boxlicker were replaced by those about the shirtless man.

It was late morning; she knew Jack wouldn’t be home for at least six hours, and she fantasized about having the big studly man spending a good part of that time with her in her bed, instead of wasting his energy on her husband’s stupid rose garden. Abruptly, she realized there nothing stopping her and him from doing just that. Since the cleaning staff had finished their work and left, she was the only one in the house, and would be until the cook came by at four PM. Sylvia didn’t remember the new man’s name, but she knew it was included in the papers on the small desk where she did what little paper work was needed to keep the household running smoothly.

After learning his name was Michael Carpenter, Sylvia removed her bra and changed her blouse to a tight and clingy jersey. She had big, luscious breasts with nipples that would stand out through the thin fabric, and she knew it and wanted Mike to know it too. Panties would just get in the way, and hers were wet anyhow, so she took them off and put on a pair of tight shorts with nothing underneath. When she looked in the mirror, Sylvia saw a cameltoe, which was what she wanted Mike to see too. She was ready and eager, and she prepared the bed before going back to the window, opening it, and looking down at the object of her lust as he wasted his energy on her husband’s dumb garden.

“Mr. Carpenter? Can you come up here, please? I need some more information for your W2 Form.”

 

[Loring2]

What do you mean?

Isn't this how things happen in real life?

 

[Sidney_1]

. . .

 

[Boxlicker101]

Isn't this how things happen in real life?

It has never happened to me, but it has probably happened to other men.

 

[damppanties]

What cause is that?

Of pissing people off of course. What else?

 

[Boxlicker101]

Of pissing people off of course. What else?

Oh, I think I will piss a lot of people off.

This should post Friday night or Sat. AM, and we will see.

 

[Bobby_3111]

Oh, I think I will piss a lot of people off.

This should post Friday night or Sat. AM, and we will see.

Kick ass thread dude, lol.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

No it won't...I have a series posted/posting now that has most of everything discussed here. So far the only thing that hasn't happen is the mother and her three daughters haven't been together. The mother has been with all her son-in-laws, the daughter have been with all their brother-in-laws. The youngest daughter has been with a black stud(not yet posted - we'll see what kind of response I get when it is) and most of my feedback has been positive. There was one reader who took exception to the father and brother not knowing they wife/mom was sluting around but he/she kept reading each installment.

Title: I Married a Slut

 

[Guest]

I'm currently busy with writing some stories myself dipping into these murky waters. Looking around the boards my attention was drawn to multiple threads discussing the trolling that goes on in the LW cat. The ones I'm currently obsessed with are mostly with black men though so I could deposit them in Interracial.

Its a shame really cause the idea of someone getting mad at me, or my story while its precisely clear what's going on with a disclaimer on top - I simply don't buy that. You can dislike the grammar, the characters but if your typing there and your showing you actually read the damn thing?
I caused something in you. I got that emotion out of you.

"That shit was so sick, I shouldn't like it. But I do. And now I'm angry at you for making me read this. But I'm so horny right now."

And that's all I want from you, the reader. I want you hot. Just give in.
At the very least be honest with your self.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I'm currently busy with writing some stories myself dipping into these murky waters. Looking around the boards my attention was drawn to multiple threads discussing the trolling that goes on in the LW cat. The ones I'm currently obsessed with are mostly with black men though so I could deposit them in Interracial.

Its a shame really cause the idea of someone getting mad at me, or my story while its precisely clear what's going on with a disclaimer on top - I simply don't buy that. You can dislike the grammar, the characters but if your typing there and your showing you actually read the damn thing?
I caused something in you. I got that emotion out of you.

"That shit was so sick, I shouldn't like it. But I do. And now I'm angry at you for making me read this. But I'm so horny right now."

And that's all I want from you, the reader. I want you hot. Just give in.
At the very least be honest with your self.

If you have a story about a cheating wife, it will almost always go into LW. The fact that there is an interracial aspect usually won't mean anything. There is something of a heirarchy, with Erotic coupling at the bottom. Stories go there if they can't fit anywhere else. If the coupling involves an interracial couple, it will go to IR, but if it involves anything else, such as Anal or Incest or Group or BDSM or just about anything else, it will go to one of those categories.

 

[Guest]

If you have a story about a cheating wife, it will almost always go into LW. The fact that there is an interracial aspect usually won't mean anything. There is something of a heirarchy, with Erotic coupling at the bottom. Stories go there if they can't fit anywhere else. If the coupling involves an interracial couple, it will go to IR, but if it involves anything else, such as Anal or Incest or Group or BDSM or just about anything else, it will go to one of those categories.

Reading a lot of stories about white couples where the wife has sex with black men in the Interracial section would not suggest that. But I'm fairly new so hey!

 

[Lisa Summers]

When and if I get a story over on LW for the purposes of trolling, it WILL feature a church-going, saintly wife who turns bad. I just have a feeling that would set off some of those folks.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

When and if I get a story over on LW for the purposes of trolling, it WILL feature a church-going, saintly wife who turns bad. I just have a feeling that would set off some of those folks.

Nope, just the fact she cheated stirs their ire. But they especially hate wimpy husbands that like to watch.

The last true LW story I wrote got some noteworthy praise even by the trolls, it seemed I found a happy medium for most of them.

Shelly and George, go take a look at the comments.

 

[Lisa Summers]

Nope, just the fact she cheated stirs their ire. But they especially hate wimpy husbands that like to watch.

The last true LW story I wrote got some noteworthy praise even by the trolls, it seemed I found a happy medium for most of them.

Shelly and George, go take a look at the comments.

God, those people take these stories so seriously.

 

[FreshlyDirty]

Hell to the Yeah! Feed 'em. Stuff 'em til they can't eat any more. Do the Method Man technique: Sow their butt cheeks closed and keep feeding them and feeding them and feeding them. Judging by all the anti-gay comments on stories when a husband "gets involved" with the wife and her lover, their butt cheeks may already be sown of their own accord. Ha!

This thread is awesome. Your idea is awesome. I hope others decide to feed the trolls with works along similar lines as yours.