FAWC You, Two!

So LC is writing a story that has a 'shoe' element to it... and wicked sisters making their younger sister do 'things' . Okay-be

If you can ever find it there is a soft core porn from the 80s that was Cinderella based. Skinamax friday night special. That had to be the funnies movie I have ever seen in my life.

To begin with the 'fairy' godmother was a gay black thief. He has stolen a magic wand from a witches house.

He uses it to give Cinderella a 'snapping pussy' Oh my fucking god.

And it's a musical.

Those soft core things killed me.

I remember years ago they had the "spice" channel. They were not allowed to show penetration so it was a lot of just seeing the girls head bobbing and the guy thrusting from behind.

My girlfriend at the time called it the "Some guys hand on the back of a girls head" channel.

Hey remember when you'd stay in the cheesy motels and you would have to ask them to turn the porn on?

Now when you travel you can just pop open the laptop.
 
Still have my fingerprints on your wrist? :rolleyes:



Yup. Unofficial FAWC Handbook, Part One, Article 3, Section 17.4, which states:

"At no time may any contributor of the aforementioned FAWC blame the adjudicator (the aforementioned FAWCker) for a 'bad' description."

See? It's right there. Sheesh . . . .
Wait, how can you be the adjudicator? I thought it was being left to the, erm... masses. If you're going to adjudicate, you can't participate. *raised eyebrow*

Fucking show off!!! You are wanting another basket, and here I sit, 65,000 words into mine and I have only described the protags tits. Tits were a basket ingredient right?:D
I know, right? I finally finished the story I was doing for the literary magazine, but... I don't know. I'll try to get this in. I did come up with an idea, although after reading half the posts on the previous page, I'm not sure how original it'll be. ;)
 
You're absolutely right, Anna. I'll have a little talk with my alter-ego. :p

That might be for the best, sugar. Your alter-ego might be getting a wee bit ahead of himself, as we all do on occasion. ;)

Odd question of the night... MSTarot, will you please explain your current av? I'm intrigued.
 
That might be for the best, sugar. Your alter-ego might be getting a wee bit ahead of himself, as we all do on occasion. ;)

Odd question of the night... MSTarot, will you please explain your current av? I'm intrigued.


Sure. If I'm explaining something you already know forgive me. In the Tarot card deck there is a card, part of the Major Arcane, called 'the hanged man'. When you do a read for someone you pull out a card that ' speaks to you' I guess is as good a way to put it as any.

The hanged man is mine. It stands for life in suspension but contentment at the same time. I often feel like that. Happy with what life has given me but trapped by it at the same time.

The picture comes from the first deck of Tarot cards I ever saw (belongs to a very sexy wiccan I know). I found it again with an online search and used it as my AV.

Hope that answered your question.
 
I suppose I'll have to work on this tomorrow. Today I played around with my blogs instead. :rolleyes:
 
I suppose I'll have to work on this tomorrow. Today I played around with my blogs instead. :rolleyes:

Same for me. Today is going to decide if I can do this in time.

My job is in the middle of the biggest roll out of the year and the Warehouse manager(my old position) has decided to go see DR. Summer off for the third straight year and I'm back down there working 12 hour days and all day yesterday.

One month removed from neck surgery mind you, guess I have to go find one of those "want some time off, here you go doctors"

I don't mind the work and I was smart enough to never accept salary so I'm making extra money, but by the time I get home its tough to write when you're exhausted and the wife is yelling at me to "be careful with your fucking neck!"
 
Another heads-up; about 49 hours and change until the deadline for submissions, which is 11:59 PM PST (west coast) time.

Also, don't forget to PM me for the email to which you'll send your stories.
 
Another heads-up; about 49 hours and change until the deadline for submissions, which is 11:59 PM PST (west coast) time.

Also, don't forget to PM me for the email to which you'll send your stories.

I am glad I saw this post. I had my head up my ass and thought I had until Friday.
 
Wait, I thought we did have until Friday night at 11:59PM? Isn't August 2nd Friday?
 
Another heads-up; about 49 hours and change until the deadline for submissions, which is 11:59 PM PST (west coast) time.

Also, don't forget to PM me for the email to which you'll send your stories.

Perhaps you forgot the July has 31 days?
After withdrawing due to time constraints in my schedule I had an idea and a sleepless night so I started one but I would need every moment i could get to try and see if I can finish it. I thought I had 3 more days not two. :(

Oh well, I can always use it for survivor somehow if i don't get it done in time. :eek:
 
Wait, I thought we did have until Friday night at 11:59PM? Isn't August 2nd Friday?

I guess the question is whether this is the midnight that begins Aug 2 or ends it. I think I can make it. I'm nearly done and was hoping to get it done a bit early anyway. Not sure if I have much time for any beta reading, but well, sometimes you just need to go with what you have. :)
 
Yes, it's Friday at midnight. Sorry; it was a long weekend. Don't know why I was thinking Tuesday.

Carry on.
 
I'm working on the title, tags, and description line yet. And I'm sure I'll find a few words to change. :rolleyes:
 
I think this is a first for me.

rereading what I have so far (I would say a hair better than halfway through) the story has a rushed feel to it.

My stories may be many things, but at an average of 5-6 lit pages rushed is never a word I would use.

Not going into a lot of the detail I normally would and now I wonder is the story really rushed, or is this just what its like to not feel compelled to uncover every damn stone possible.
 
Finished, aside from the title, etc. Whew. Sent it off for a little feedback.
 
I sent my first half off to a former editor I had here who no longer edits, but will give me a general opinion.

I got this reply

"Typical for you. Good premise, like the dialogue, but your grammar still sucks. All in all no different from before."

P.S. And no, I will not edit this for you
 
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