Favourite Sig Lines.

[DJHyrrikhayne]

believe me... she noticed. lol

Dammit... she sure enough did... even called me on it... LMAO

I couldn't help it; her bathroom doesn't have heat!

 

[wench_chick]

"We are going to rip off your testicles.......and slash your tires." - Nip

I have no idea who Nip is... should I?

 

[BelleDragoness]

I love reading peoples sigs. Some you have to sit back and ponder and some make you laugh so hard that you snort.

 

[Quoll]

Bobsgirl.
Some people are like Slinkies; they're not much good for anything, but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs. --Unknown, overheard by me.

 

[seattledv8]

oh dear

Who are all these people, and why aren't they dead?

If you keep an opem mind people will throw a lot of garbage into it.

Am I going mad or is this the Post office?

Lips only sing when they can not kiss

Relax, its only a movie.

 

[seattledv8]

stop me before I post again

Reality continues to ruin my life. -- Calvin

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... Procrastinating and rationalizing. -- Calvin

"`You know,' said Arthur, `it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die from asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.' `Why, what did she tell you?' `I don't know, I didn't listen.'" - Arthur Dent

"One's never alone with a rubber duck. "

Total strangers need love, too; and I'm stranger than most. boB

 

[mudgerabah]

I've always liked the late Douglas Adams, author of The HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

Especially apt for those who write to a timetable.

 

[bobsgirl]

Eilan: It's always about me. Get used to it.

 

[*~sekzee1~*]

Koalabear:

Posters are like Bran Muffins, not much substance, yet they produce a lot of shit. "^^"

 

[Quoll]

Bobsgirl.
This part goes up your hoo-hoo! --jadefirefly

 

[Nightbird]

*Bump* Because this thread made me laugh

 

[koalabear]

Koalabear:

Posters are like Bran Muffins, not much substance, yet they produce a lot of shit. "^^"

Misquote!

GBer's not posters.....

 

[Quoll]

Misquote!

GBer's not posters.....

Excellent correction.

 

[Squires_Wench]

Hey some of us GBer's have transferable skills I will have you know...lol

Thanks for the laugh quoll, I have used a couple of them, but right now I like the two I have.

 

[Quoll]

Hey some of us GBer's have transferable skills I will have you know...lol

Thanks for the laugh quoll, I have used a couple of them, but right now I like the two I have.

The key word being "some".

I particularly like your second one.

Some of us think holding on makes us strong;
But sometimes it is letting go.

Herman Hesse

This one is just silly, I like silly.
Bobsgirl.
Aural sex gives me an earie feeling.

 

[SecretLove69]

Cuz' he always makes me laugh........

Joey3308

Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana

 

[Quoll]

Kinky Daisy:
Bad girls dont swallow .. they spit it in your mouth!

 

[Nightbird]

From Virgin_Not "Seduce my mind and you can have my body,
Find my soul and I'm yours forever. "

 

[omahaman2]

siglines are great to really get to know a person!

 

[Quoll]

Bobsgirl:

Some people are like Slinkies. They're not good for much, but it makes you smile when you push them down the stairs.