Favourite Python lines.

[rgraham666]

The 'Grail' thread keeps us on topic, and Monty Python just has too much good stuff.

So post your favourites here.

Mine?

"Oh, this is Abuse. You want room 5A, just along the corridor."

"This is a particularly heavy wine and should only be used for hand-to-hand combat."

 

[zeb1094]

The 'Grail' thread keeps us on topic, and Monty Python just has too much good stuff.

So post your favourites here.

Mine?

"Oh, this is Abuse. You want room 5A, just along the corridor."

"This is a particularly heavy wine and should only be used for hand-to-hand combat."

And now for something completely different!

 

[fieryjen]

You know, I've never seen anything in the original, so I'll just have to post mine in German.

"Brian! Komm rein, setz dich, mach es dir bequem, nimm dir einen Keks. DU ARSCH!"

 

[silverwhisper]

nobody expects the spanish inquisition!

ed

 

[Belegon]

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

 

[Selena_Kitt]

"Ping!"

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

“Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?”

 

[entitled]

Your father was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

 

[~photoguy~]

“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

 

[~photoguy~]

“And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is RIGHT OUT! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”

 

[~photoguy~]

“We demand you bring us another shrubbery ... and place it next to this one, only a little higher up so you get the little two layer effect and a little path running down ... and once you've done that you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with ... a herring!”

 

[Selena_Kitt]

"How not to be seen..."

 

[entitled]

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Well, I object to all this sex on the television! I mean, I keep falling off!

 

[rgraham666]

I just recalled why I can never remember the line photoguy just quoted.

I break out into an extreme fit of giggles every time.

Oh, quote!

"I hereby sentence you to hang by the neck until you cheer up."

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Pope: "Look, I want one Christ, 12 disciples, no mariachi band, no cabaret acts, and no bleeding kangaroos!"

Michaelangelo: " Fascist!"

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Lumberjack Song

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.

Mounties : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.


Mounties: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

Mounties : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama (or Papa in later versions)


Mounties : He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

Chorus : I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

Yes, I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) ok-a-y.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

 

[entitled]

But, despite the attempts of Protestants to promote the idea of sex for pleasure, children continued to multiply everywhere.

 

[cloudy]

"There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock."

Life of Brian

 

[silverwhisper]

"brave sir robin ran away"

ed

 

[chris 44]

Hello, good evening and welcome to the very final edition of your favourite television quiz programme Spot the Braincell. Thirty minutes of cheerful ritual humiliation of the old and greedy. And could we have our first contestant,
please!

 

[zeb1094]

'I don't like spam!'

'Well, we have spam, spam, bacon, eggs, spam, bacon. That doesn't have much spam in it.'

'I don't like spam!'

'Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, wonderful spam!'

 

[Colleen Thomas]

This is an Ex-parrot!

Senseless waste of a human life.

Between the dead parrot sketch and the cheese shop, there are just too many to choose from.

 

[cloudy]

I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus.