Favorite Audibles During Sex.

[imalickin]

hold on to that headboard so it doesn't bang against the wall and leave marks.

 

[BlackShanglan]

No butt sex? Why not? My other girlfriend likes it up the ass!

But it has a simple answer. Grab a strap on and tell him with delighted enthusiasm that you had no idea he was such a fan, and you're just sure you'll be eager for it once he shows you how much fun it is.

 

[Guest]

But it has a simple answer. Grab a strap on and tell him with delighted enthusiasm that you had no idea he was such a fan, and you're just sure you'll be eager for it once he shows you how much fun it is.

Well, what's the problem with that?

 

[Boxlicker101]

Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackShanglan
But it has a simple answer. Grab a strap on and tell him with delighted enthusiasm that you had no idea he was such a fan, and you're just sure you'll be eager for it once he shows you how much fun it is.

Well, what's the problem with that?

Indeed, what is the problem with that? I have three male characters exeriencing a strapon in thre ass for the first time and they all enjoyed it and decided that they wanted more of it.

 

[LadyAria]

Next . . .

 

[Samandiriel]

Keep your head down, I can't see the tv.

 

[LadyAria]

Damn, where the condom go?

 

[Samandiriel]

What? Like no one ever put their cigarette in the crack of your ass before?

 

[matriarch]

The Hokey-Pokey?

*sigh*........how many more times do I have to tell you, its the Hokey-Cokey.....NOT Hokey-Pokey. Sheesh.

 

[impressive]

What? Like no one ever put their cigarette in the crack of your ass before?

Which end?

 

[zeb1094]

Bluuuuuue 69, bluuuuuuuue 69, hup, hup, hup.

 

[Retriever1979]

"Did you farted?"

"You can handle this, right?"

"Are we there yet honey?"

"Have you cum yet?"

"Are you sure I put in right hole?"

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

Hold on, I dropped my nail file.

 

[eric shawn listo]

Blue, I think I'll paint the ceiling blue.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I really shouldn't have had those three bean burritos

 

[zeb1094]

Suck don't blow!

Eeewwwwooooo, don't bite!

 

[eric shawn listo]

I can't believe I ate the whhoollee thing...

 

[Retriever1979]

I can't believe I ate the whhoollee thing...

LOL!! LMAO!!!
My favorite quote all time!!

 

[Guest]

*sigh*........how many more times do I have to tell you, its the Hokey-Cokey.....NOT Hokey-Pokey. Sheesh.

I beg to disagree, fair lady.

Ya wanna arm-wrestle over it?

 

[Guest]

Bluuuuuue 69, bluuuuuuuue 69, hup, hup, hup.

Hike.

Can I be the center?

 

[Boxlicker101]

Quote:
Originally Posted by matriarch
*sigh*........how many more times do I have to tell you, its the Hokey-Cokey.....NOT Hokey-Pokey. Sheesh.

I beg to disagree, fair lady.

Ya wanna arm-wrestle over it?

Until now, I had never heard of "The Hokey Cokey" but "The Hokey Pokey" was something I remembered fondly from my youth. Apparently one is the English version and one is the American version. You can google them both and see what I mean.

Personally, I prefer the words to "The Hokey Pokey" but they both seem to be just fun activities.

 

[Guest]

Quote:
Originally Posted by matriarch
*sigh*........how many more times do I have to tell you, its the Hokey-Cokey.....NOT Hokey-Pokey. Sheesh.

Until now, I had never heard of "The Hokey Cokey" but "The Hokey Pokey" was something I remembered fondly from my youth. Apparently one is the English version and one is the American version. You can google them both and see what I mean.

Personally, I prefer the words to "The Hokey Pokey" but they both seem to be just fun activities.

It's an old joke between us, Box.

Mat attempted to knock sense into us silly Americans over this long ago.

It didn't take.

 

[Samandiriel]

Hey, your frequent customer card only needs three more punches for a free blowjob!

 

[zeb1094]

Hike.

Can I be the center?

Sure babe, bend over and grab the ball!