Favorite Audibles During Sex.

[BlackShanglan]

It's hard to hear anything over folks kiking down the door ...

Damnit. Cleaning off the screen here.

Around here, it's usually something like "No! No! Go away! You can't play right now! Bad dog! STOP LICKING!"

It's like having 95 pounds of not very bright furry chaperone.

 

[LilyMelb]

"Wait...that's my mom on the phone."

Hehe, don't laugh, I was in that situation... and as I'm in a D/s relationship, my Dom decided I could answer the phone and hold the conversation whilst he continued to, uh, thrust...

lol sorry to let you all in on more than you care to know about me, but your post did make me laugh...

hehehehehehe

Lily

 

[Guest]

I believe the best I managed last evening was a garbled "Oh - mmmmm - oh god - mmmmm - oh - oh - oh - ohhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . . "

Yeah. That was it.

And so similar, unfortunately, to the crap stories posted on Lit.

Well at least it wasn't, "I'm cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnggg!"

 

[Boxlicker101]

You cum yet, GI?

 

[R. Richard]

"You are so much better than my husband, Evil Ed the pro wrestler! Was that the front door?"

 

[Stella_Omega]

I believe the best I managed last evening was a garbled "Oh - mmmmm - oh god - mmmmm - oh - oh - oh - ohhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . . "

Yeah. That was it.

And so similar, unfortunately, to the crap stories posted on Lit.

Well at least it wasn't, "I'm cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnggg!"

Yeah, art can rarely imitate life in that respect- not and be art, anyway. Damn, and those sounds are so wonderful- I spent the first two years of writing trying to put them in, before I learned how to- and when not to.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Well at least it wasn't, "I'm cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnggg!"

You know, this has always bothered me. Who seriously feels the need to announce this event? What catastrophe might take place if his/her partner was not suitably warned and braced? I've heard the phrase "explosive orgasm," but this sort of warning system approach seems to interpret those words more literally than I thought was necessary.

 

[Guest]

You know, this has always bothered me. Who seriously feels the need to announce this event? What catastrophe might take place if his/her partner was not suitably warned and braced? I've heard the phrase "explosive orgasm," but this sort of warning system approach seems to interpret those words more literally than I thought was necessary.

Maybe it's more appropriate for the male to warn the female of the upcoming explosive event.

I remember a funny happening involving carson on Queer Eye. The five of them were playing around with different things in this soon-to-be remodeled house. Carson had a tube of some sort of cream make-up and it unexpectedly squirted white goo all over his hand and arm and also the person standing next to him. After the serious giggling, he says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. I had no idea I was that close!"

 

[Boota]

I tend to say, "You love my black dick, don't ya baby?"

Since I'm white kind of confuses them.

 

[impressive]

I tend to say, "You love my black dick, don't ya baby?"

Since I'm white kind of confuses them.

Coffee spew.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Coffee spew.

Ewh! Wipe up after yourself!

(This has two contexts considering the nature of this thread . . . )

 

[impressive]

Ewh! Wipe up after yourself!

(This has two contexts considering the nature of this thread . . . )

I'm speeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I tend to say, "You love my black dick, don't ya baby?"

Since I'm white kind of confuses them.

Omg! You too?

 

[Boxlicker101]

You know, this has always bothered me. Who seriously feels the need to announce this event? What catastrophe might take place if his/her partner was not suitably warned and braced? I've heard the phrase "explosive orgasm," but this sort of warning system approach seems to interpret those words more literally than I thought was necessary.

I often include such an announcement, but I think it of an expression of her joy rather than a warning. The only time a man gives any warning is when somebody is sucking him off and he isn't sure if the other person wants cum in his or her mouth or not.

 

[Guest]

I'm speeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg!

"Where the hell have you been for the last 20 minutes? Who have I been fucking? The maid?"

 

[impressive]

"Where the hell have you been for the last 20 minutes? Who have I been fucking? The maid?"

Please to make me come, meeester!

 

[Guest]

Please to make me come, meeester!

*snort*

Oh my.


(Oh - I was just responding to imp's post. That wasn't my audible.)

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

That was quick.

 

[jif_p]

"Step on it, 'Deal or No Deal' starts in 7 minutes".

"Are there any more frozen waffles left?"

"Don't worry, you won't feel a thing."

"I could have sworn that I asked you to bring a friend."

"No, no... it's a new position. I call it, 'the La-z-boy'.... Can you hand me the remote while you're down there?"

"I knew I should have laid down a tarp."

 

[Boxlicker101]

Did you remember to take out the garbage?

 

[zeb1094]

Damn it's hot in here!

 

[Guest]

Oh - oh - oh - oh - No wait! Stop!

I wanna time my orgasm with the porn flick we just bought!

 

[LadyJeanne]

No butt sex? Why not? My other girlfriend likes it up the ass!

 

[Guest]

No butt sex? Why not? My other girlfriend likes it up the ass!

Eeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!!

Debbie

 

[rgraham666]

We need to paint the ceiling.