Favorite Audibles During Sex.

[Guest]

"Where did you say you skiied?"

 

[cloudy]

"Wait...that's my mom on the phone."

 

[sophia jane]

"Wait...that's my mom on the phone."

Even worse...
"With your clothes off, you look just like my mom."

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Favorite audible? People can call screen passes during sex?

 

[Guest]

What? People talk during sex?

Perdita

 

[Guest]

What? People talk during sex?

Perdita

Just "Oooh, baby, ahh."

Or the ubiquitous uh, uh, uh, uh, -

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Just "Oooh, baby, ahh."

Or the ubiquitous uh, uh, uh, uh, -

Followed by, "Just leave the money on the dresser."

 

[lucky-E-leven]

It's hard to hear anything over folks kiking down the door ...

 

[amaranthus]

It's hard to hear anything over folks kiking down the door ...

Heyyyy...I'm really good about that.

 

[Guest]

Followed by, "Just leave the money on the dresser."

youd be surprised by how many people ask where to put the money...
*sigh*

 

[Evil Alpaca]

youd be surprised by how many people ask where to put the money...
*sigh*

As long as they don't get their partner confused with a vending machine . . .

 

[Guest]

It's hard to hear anything over folks kiking down the door ...

Yep.

And the caming in the face - big noise concern.

 

[amaranthus]

youd be surprised by how many people ask where to put the money...
*sigh*

I know, I know...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Yep.

And the caming in the face - big noise concern.

See?

I'm not the only person who knows of it!

 

[Guest]

As long as they don't get their partner confused with a vending machine . . .

or ATM

*ouch*

 

[Guest]

What? People talk during sex?

Perdita

Well, you can often hear the sound of men begging.

Or is that before?

 

[LadyAria]

What's your name again?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

or ATM

*ouch*

So they're either putting something in or withdrawing? That reminds me of something . . .

 

[Guest]

What's your name again?

 

[Guest]

So they're either putting something in or withdrawing? That reminds me of something . . .

The Hokey-Pokey?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

The Hokey-Pokey?

*snicker* Touche!

 

[LadyAria]

Shhh! I think I hear my husband...

 

[Guest]

Shhh! I think I hear my husband...

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Bad doggie. Let go. The nice man's not hurting mommy.

Have you finished?

ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Rumple Foreskin

 

[zeb1094]

Wait, I think I hear the baby crying!

We don't have a baby, that me, you're squeezing to hard!