Fart thread

[HeavyStick]

Not a common topic.

Do you do a test blast before sharing?

Do you let it rip and hope there is no debri?

Do you intentionally eat foods to accentuate the "aroma"?

Do you leave the room?

How about a dutch oven?

 

[christophe]

Not a common topic.

Do you do a test blast before sharing?

Do you let it rip and hope there is no debri?

Do you intentionally eat foods to accentuate the "aroma"?

Do you leave the room?

How about a dutch oven?

dutch ovens are very under used by the general populace...wife made chili tonight...she is gonna get one!

 

[bknight2602]

ROFLMAO

This thread is all STD!

 

[christophe]

test runs are usually recommended by the faoa...never want to have a giant wettie in public......or during a date

 

[littlekateyes]

 

[RastaPope]

I'm currently working my way through a bag of Taco Bell, and I have a bowl of cold macaroni & cheese for later.


Beware!

 

[christophe]

I'm currently working my way through a bag of Taco Bell, and I have a bowl of cold macaroni & cheese for later.


Beware!

 

[LRC]

This thread could use one of these.

 

[Ham Murabi]

With a "fart thread," how is it possible no one suggested farting in a thread — one of those long, drawn out tom-tom drum muffled explosions.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

My farts are best after I eat dairy products....some broccoli...or seafood.

 

[christophe]

My farts are best after I eat dairy products....some broccoli...or seafood.

how about kate pie?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

how about kate pie?

That makes my farts smell better

 

[christophe]

That makes my farts smell better

would that qualify as a pussy fart then! LMAO

 

[HeavyStick]

boiled eggs.

I can clear a morgue after eating 4-5 of 'em.

 

[Guest]

(shaking my head in absolute wonder)

And WHY did I just read this entire thread?

 

[HeavyStick]

morbid curiousity. why did you reply?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

morbid curiousity. why did you reply?

A fart fetish?

 

[HeavyStick]

A fart fetish?

she's here to snag a man.

 

[Guest]

morbid curiousity. why did you reply?

absolute mortification . . .

 

[Guest]

she's here to snag a man.

Gee - any more romantic talk, I don't think I'll be able to control myself . . .

 

[HeavyStick]

absolute mortification . . .

classic denial, you're here for the guys aren't you?

 

[Guest]

classic denial, you're here for the guys aren't you?

 

[Guest]

Are farts compatible? Do the farts of a couple start to smell alike after a while? What's your most common type of fart.
a) staccato?
b) squeaky?
c) rumbling?
d) bubbling? (often wet)
e) all of the above?
f) I never fart.......