Family leave child in pub after a drinking session. They 'Forgot' the kid!!

[hobbit.]

Any comments?

I think the child and its siblings should be put into a childrens home and the parents sent to jail.

 

[Sean]

Kids shouldn't be allowed in pubs. Little bastards charging about when I'm trying to have a quiet pint and do the crossword piss me off.

 

[cookiejar]

I went to grammar school with two kids who did their homework in a booth at the local bar. Finally CPS stepped in and put them in foster homes.

 

[hobbit.]

Kids shouldn't be allowed in pubs. Little bastards charging about when I'm trying to have a quiet pint and do the crossword piss me off.

they keep the price of teh beer down around here....

I went to grammar school with two kids who did their homework in a booth at the local bar. Finally CPS stepped in and put them in foster homes.

foster homes sounds good, if a wee bit gentle though. Workhouse sounds cool.

 

[neci]

my womb still works.

 

[thør]

Any comments?

Was the child the DD?

 

[hobbit.]

my womb still works.

you have my interest....

are you suggesting though that we should breed?

 

[hobbit.]

Kids shouldn't be allowed in pubs. Little bastards charging about when I'm trying to have a quiet pint and do the crossword piss me off.

The pubs you go in are seriously dodgy....

David Cameron left daughter behind after pub visit​

A mix-up after a family lunch meant eight-year-old Nancy was left alone at the Plough Inn in Cadsden 'for about 15 minutes'

David Cameron left his eight-year-old daughter in the pub following a Sunday lunch, after a mix-up with his wife Samantha, Downing Street has admitted.

The couple's daughter Nancy wandered off to the toilets while they were arranging lifts and they only realised she was not with them when they got home, the Sun said.

The prime minister rushed back to the Plough Inn in Cadsden, Buckinghamshire, where he found his daughter with staff.

A Downing Street spokesman said: "The prime minister and Samantha were distraught when they realised Nancy wasn't with them.

"Thankfully when they phoned the pub she was there safe and well. The prime minister went down straight away to get her." Downing Street said the incident happened "a couple of months ago".


http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jun/11/david-cameron-daughter-behind-pub?newsfeed=true

Lock the bastards up and throw the key away !!

 

[neci]

you have my interest....

are you suggesting though that we should breed?

how much beer do you have?

 

[thør]

how much beer do you have?

I like your direct approach.

 

[hobbit.]

how much beer do you have?

not enough to prevent me breeding..... is beer an aphrodisiac?

 

[hobbit.]

I like your direct approach.

If she is a serious drinker her fertility will be low.... as will her inhibitions though...

 

[neci]

I like your direct approach.

thank you.

not enough to prevent me breeding..... is beer an aphrodisiac?

yes. as is vodka and whiskey.

If she is a serious drinker her fertility will be low.... as will her inhibitions though...

i come from a long line of fertile beer drinkers. this should not be a problem.