Faked orgasms

[lucky-E-leven]

All of about 5 minutes. She was good with her tongue.

Lucky, some of us strive to do nothing but improve...and if the first girlfriend was to be believed, I was a natural talent with the tongue and fingers.

LOL Good for you and for her!

I do believe that there are men out there that give a damn what their partner is experiencing. I also know that there are many men that don't. The thing that's a bummer is that it only takes one of the bad apples to spoil a girl into thinking she's not capable of achieving orgasm with someone. Too much of it's mental, if you ask me. Which you didn't.

I don't imagine your tongue or fingers would let a girl down. Not at all.

~lucky

 

[Belegon]

Too much of it's mental, if you ask me.
~lucky

now there is a statement that can get a lot of mileage on both sides of the fence...

BTW, I've faked a climax and talked my way around the ejaculation part...guy's are not the only ones who can be over goal-oriented...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

now there is a statement that can get a lot of mileage on both sides of the fence...

BTW, I've faked a climax and talked my way around the ejaculation part...guy's are not the only ones who can be over goal-oriented...

Oh, I totally buy that. I used to wonder if I was 'broken'. After spending a little time alone, I realized I was just fine. Thankfully, I didn't go nutso in the 'try' department. It's very likely I would've hurt myself or killed him trying.

~lucky

 

[Belegon]

Used to have a real problem my first time with anyone new...reverse performance anxiety...I have not been with anyone new for a long time now, so I don't know if it is still there....

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Used to have a real problem my first time with anyone new...reverse performance anxiety...I have not been with anyone new for a long time now, so I don't know if it is still there....

I tend to think the big problem for me was the 'who' moreso than the 'how'. I somehow doubt you'd disappoint, but that doesn't remove the inner feelings/thoughts you might have.

~lucky

p.s. Too bad I didn't know you a few years ago. Would've been fun to put it to the test.

 

[Belegon]

I tend to think the big problem for me was the 'who' moreso than the 'how'. I somehow doubt you'd disappoint, but that doesn't remove the inner feelings/thoughts you might have.

~lucky

p.s. Too bad I didn't know you a few years ago. Would've been fun to put it to the test.

well, usually no complaints until time dragged on a while....then I could almost see the "when is he going to cum?" thoughts start to enter her head...I guess I needed to listen to more Frankie Goes To Hollywood...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

well, usually no complaints until time dragged on a while....then I could almost see the "when is he going to cum?" thoughts start to enter her head...I guess I needed to listen to more Frankie Goes To Hollywood...

Nah, you're fine. I think it's just a matter of being in 'sync'.

 

[The_Darkness]

There's been times where I've climaxed but never actually cum. That seems to dishearten the girl I'm with.

The current girlfriend seems to feel the need to comfort me like I think it's some kind of problem. I just want to turn to her and say "Sweetie, I know you think this makes me feel bad, but we've been going at each other for the better part of 3 hours. If I came right now, I'd probably have a stroke and fuckin' die!"

 

[English Lady]

Well I've only had one real life sex partner and I have never,ever faked an orgasm with him.

He is cool though. If it's not happening from his actions alone he's happy for me to give myself a hand as it were *grins* I used to be a one orgasm a go girl; i think that made the focus on my orgasm a bit stronger, but I would get there in the end, sometimes I just had to press my own buttons *smiles* Now I am multiorgasmic (all a case of mental stuff in my case i reckon, I let go enough to do it and well now I do it regularly) and the orgasms don't become the major focus.

I am in the "Don't fake it" camp. Hubby hasn't faked it and even on occassions when he's taken absoluely ages to cum (we're talking aggggeesss here) he never fakes it. Sometimes it i frustrating and we just have to stop before he does. Which does cause a bit of a grump but it tends to pass quickly.

Now if we're talking cyber sex -guilty as charged I'm afraid

 

[LorriLove]

I faked it, once.

i fake all mine, they never notice

as minsue said earlier we don't always feel like screaming out "oh god i'm cumming" but we have to in order to keep the guys happy, don't feel inadequate guys if she doesn't let go every time, we aint fucking machines, we're all different and have different moods.

 

[impressive]

Re: Re: The easy way

I can draw my testicles back into my body at will and crack my penis like a knuckle.

I'm a lot of fun at parties.

Oh, Sweet Jesus! I spit my coffee all over my laptop. What a way to start the day.

PMSL!

 

[TheEarl]

<Makes mental note not to go to Joe Wordsworth's next party>

I think the main reason mentioned is that men get upset and see it as some kind of reflection on their own performance if they can't achieve their 'goal.' Do men really get pissy if you can't cum? Je-sus. That seems... really really sad. No wonder men have such a bad reputation as a sex.

If I'm ever lucky enough to pull one of you, then do tell me. If it is something I'm doing wrong, then tell me how to do better and I'll hone my craft. If it isn't me, then tell me that and I won't take it personally. We'll just have to work on having fun in other ways .

The Earl

 

[English Lady]

*really really wants to go to Joe's next party*

Yes i'm a perv

A curious one at that

 

[Guest]

Fake orgasms!?

What is the world coming to????

Forced orgasms! Now, that's a whole 'nother issue. It's hell, I tell ya.

Lou

 

[pop_54]

Fake orgasms!?

What is the world coming to????

Forced orgasms! Now, that's a whole 'nother issue. It's hell, I tell ya.

Lou

Yea I force all mine, well it comes out with some force anyway

 

[Guest]

Yea I force all mine, well it comes out with some force anyway

*snicker*

you sexy beastie... i can just imagine the look on your face when you cum
do you wear the eye patch during sex?

 

[pop_54]

*snicker*

you sexy beastie... i can just imagine the look on your face when you cum
do you wear the eye patch during sex?

No lover, it causes a back pressure


Hey Vella, I'd love for you to feel the force

 

[lucky-E-leven]

No lover, it causes a back pressure


Hey Vella, I'd love for you to feel the force

So you're up for an evening swap?

How's it going, handsome?

~lucky

 

[The_Darkness]

A turn for the horny

Well Goddamn, I go to sleep for 8 little hours and this thread just explodes and gooshes all over the place.

There was a post a while back in this thread about the screaming and the thrashing "Ooh Baby, Ooh Baby, I'm cumming... *checks her watch and thinks about doing the dishes*...Oooh yeah, right there, uh huh *snore*

Okay, so it wasn't quite like that.

That's noisy sex, and, much as I do like that (anyone else ever had the cops called because she was screaming so much?) but I find it more fun for me when I have to stop so she can breathe.

Of course, it's only a momentary pause....then right back to doing whatever it was that she was liking that much.

 

[LadyJeanne]

<Makes mental note not to go to Joe Wordsworth's next party>

I think the main reason mentioned is that men get upset and see it as some kind of reflection on their own performance if they can't achieve their 'goal.' Do men really get pissy if you can't cum? Je-sus. That seems... really really sad. No wonder men have such a bad reputation as a sex.

If I'm ever lucky enough to pull one of you, then do tell me. If it is something I'm doing wrong, then tell me how to do better and I'll hone my craft. If it isn't me, then tell me that and I won't take it personally. We'll just have to work on having fun in other ways .

The Earl

Yes, men are goal-oriented AND they really want to kick the ball into the goal each and every time.

Present company excepted, of course, the younger they are, the less expert they tend to be in attaining the orgasm goal, precisely because they believe they can do it purely through physical means. It's a mental thing for me, and if they don't touch me there, they'll never get me to orgasm.

And yes, they get all pissy about it, or all depressed, or worse, whiny and insistent, and I end up feeling all this pressure and stress, so it's easer to fake it and move on.

The men that matter, though, get it that my orgasm is a team sport and that I need to have my head in the game in order to score. They pass the ball back and forth until we work our way up the field, and if I'm in a better position to kick the ball home, they pass it to me. Even if we don't win, the game sure is fun!

And Earl, you're welcome to examine my chest for mottling any time.

 

[doormouse]

Getting back to the topic here, without having to read the entire thread...

I don't know how a guy can't tell when a girl is faking orgasm.

When a girl orgasms, the muscles clamp his cock from the inside .. out if that makes sense.. starting near the cervix, gripping outward toward his balls.

A fake orgasm is opposite... gripping from the outside in.

I can't fake an orgasm. If he didn't give me one, I tell him.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Getting back to the topic here, without having to read the entire thread...

I don't know how a guy can't tell when a girl is faking orgasm.

When a girl orgasms, the muscles clamp his cock from the inside .. out if that makes sense.. starting near the cervix, gripping outward toward his balls.

A fake orgasm is opposite... gripping from the outside in.

I can't fake an orgasm. If he didn't give me one, I tell him.

Exactly! I've wondered about this myself.

Maybe the penis isn't so sensitive - I dunno - but if their fingers are inside me they ought to be able to tell the real contractions from the fake ones. If their tongue is on me, then they should be able to feel that little spot just below my clit that pounds like a crazed heartbeat when I come.

How can they not?

 

[The_Darkness]

Door mouse, that's technically true, but for those girls who are multi-orgasmic or hyper-orgasmic (lots and lots of hard fast orgasms) that muscle contraction can happen so fast that the guy really can't tell what direction it's heading.

There are certain tell-tale signs...the blushing, the muscle contraction, a little gush of cum, etc., but it all boils down to a case by case basis.

Either way, "It ain't over 'till she's twitching" ought to be tattoed on every man or woman who can consistently and concisely get their girl off.

Getting a guy off is generally easy. Unless we're sobering up and actually see what we drug home from the bar or are sick or dying, or it it's that rare instance every decade when we're not in the mood.

 

[doormouse]

Exactly! I've wondered about this myself.

Maybe the penis isn't so sensitive - I dunno - but if their fingers are inside me they ought to be able to tell the real contractions from the fake ones. If their tongue is on me, then they should be able to feel that little spot just below my clit that pounds like a crazed heartbeat when I come.

How can they not?

Maybe because they don't really care? lol

Okay, she's done, let's fuck, ... kinda thing

Ohhh I'm gonna get my butt kicked for that one lol

 

[The_Darkness]

Exactly! I've wondered about this myself.

Maybe the penis isn't so sensitive - I dunno - but if their fingers are inside me they ought to be able to tell the real contractions from the fake ones. If their tongue is on me, then they should be able to feel that little spot just below my clit that pounds like a crazed heartbeat when I come.

How can they not?

There's a difference between not knowing and not psychologically caring. I don't mean to insult anyone with that statement, but it's true!

It reminds me of my favorite demotivational poster at www.despair.com "Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up." --and that picture is right below a package of French Fries