Faked orgasms

[TheEarl]

And nothing makes a woman feel more special that an examination to prove orgasm.

PMSL! Not something I do every time Min! It's more like random drugs tests in sport.

Carson did ask how oyu proved an orgasm and if you're having sex with a pale-skinned girl, then it's kinda hard to miss.

The Earl

 

[BlackShanglan]

And nothing makes a woman feel more special that an examination to prove orgasm.

Sounds like a great idea. Let's get the CSI forensics team in there ... they can check out Carson's condoms while they are at it.

Shanglan

 

[logophile]

My mind working in it's odd way now has a question. OK two.

Do lesbians fake orgasms?

Do their partners notice?

Hmmm, I'm not specifically a lesbian, but I am a woman who really like women. I'll take a shot at the question.

Yes, I've faked orgasms in a lesbian relationship. No, she didn't noticed.

Why did I fake it? Because if she couldn't make me cum, she would cry. And she didn't have the patience to learn how to play me in a way that would bring a real orgasm. She was young... She was actually *very* young and I loved her so much. So when we'd have sex, I'd make her cum (I'm pretty sure she wasn't faking...) and then she'd work at me a little and I'd fake an orgasm. Then we'd curl up in bed and I'd read to her until she fell asleep.

Sweet girl... Still miss her a little...

 

[minsue]

I had exactly one real orgasm when I was with my ex gf

RG, I believe the word real there would answer at least one of your questions....

Edited to add - As would Logophile's post right above me.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

My mind working in it's odd way now has a question. OK two.

Do lesbians fake orgasms?

Do their partners notice?

Yes.

Depends on the partner, but orgasm varries in intensity, I can have one with almost no sign, and it's more rare for the screaming kind. I have never personally faked it or had anyone fake it with me (that I know of) but I do haave freinds who fake it regularly, rather than hurt their lover's feelings. It seem particularly true of girls who left a long term relationship to be with howmever they are with. i can only gues there is a lot of comparrison being made in the minds of their new lovers.

 

[rgraham666]

RG, I believe the word real there would answer at least one of your questions....

You mean there are unreal orgasms?

So now I have three categories; real, unreal and faked.

Life used to be soooo simple.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

RG, I believe the word real there would answer at least one of your questions....

Edited to add - As would Logophile's post right above me.

Smartass....yes well I wanted a less beastly woman too.

 

[logophile]

Assuming they're not appalling at faking, the only way I know of is to look at her chest. 99% of women get a mottled red flush there during and after, due to a flood of blood to the capillaries. I have no idea how i know this, but it's gospel and something that's hard to fake.

The Earl

Hate to contradict you, but actually that flush isn't all that hard to produce without orgasm. First you hold your breath several times for about 8 to 12 seconds at a time. After you've done that (maybe 3 to 7 times in less than 3 minutes), you bear down as you're holding your breath or moaning. Repeat this 2 or 3 times and you should have a nice mottled pattern across your chest and up your neck. You can even get "freshly fucked face" this way if you bear down enough times.

 

[minsue]

You mean there are unreal orgasms?

So now I have three categories; real, unreal and faked.

Life used to be soooo simple.

Oh, but RG, the unreal ones are the best!

 

[minsue]

Hate to contradict you, but actually that flush isn't all that hard to produce without orgasm. First you hold your breath several times for about 8 to 12 seconds at a time. After you've done that (maybe 3 to 7 times in less than 3 minutes), you bear down as you're holding your breath or moaning. Repeat this 2 or 3 times and you should have a nice mottled pattern across your chest and up your neck. You can even get "freshly fucked face" this way if you bear down enough times.

ROFL

The mark of a true master of her craft.

 

[logophile]

ROFL

The mark of a true master of her craft.

Yeah, actually I know that because of my midwifery work. Women will always flush when they're pushing their babies out.

But I can't say that I haven't used a few tricks to keep people happy.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Hate to contradict you, but actually that flush isn't all that hard to produce without orgasm. First you hold your breath several times for about 8 to 12 seconds at a time. After you've done that (maybe 3 to 7 times in less than 3 minutes), you bear down as you're holding your breath or moaning. Repeat this 2 or 3 times and you should have a nice mottled pattern across your chest and up your neck. You can even get "freshly fucked face" this way if you bear down enough times.

Damnit! We need that CSI team in here STAT!

Better still ... SSI ... Sex Scene Investigation squad ... they WILL know if you've had an orgasm!

 

[woodnymph_O]

Just a question

would you rather know if someone has a mediacal problem with reaching orgasm, or go to bed nightly sighing happy you did your job? I know most would say , i want to know, but would you really?

 

[LadyJeanne]

Damnit! We need that CSI team in here STAT!

Better still ... SSI ... Sex Scene Investigation squad ... they WILL know if you've had an orgasm!

Stop! The pressure! The pressure! I can't come with all this pressure, dammit!

NO, no, no! nooooooo!

 

[minsue]

Stop! The pressure! The pressure! I can't come with all this pressure, dammit!

NO, no, no! nooooooo!

Yeah, that too. Yet another reason why I used to just fake it.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Yeah, that too. Yet another reason why I used to just fake it.

I assume that's how I would feel with someone who was checking skin patterns to see if I'd done it yet.

Shanglan

 

[minsue]

I assume that's how I would feel with someone who was checking skin patterns to see if I'd done it yet.

Shanglan

ROFL

Oh, poor Earl.

 

[BlackShanglan]

ROFL

Oh, poor Earl.

Sorry, Earl. Just calling 'em like I see 'em.

 

[cheeryorchid]

Number one

I'm scanning the posts, but I thought you might find this interesting. Last ST. Patrick's Day, I won a fake orgasm contest in Las Vegas . I was at a male strip show and they pulled people out of the audience onto the stage.

We had to do our best fake orgasm and I won. A whole room of drunk horny women and very oily sexy men chanting my name. All night long everywhere I went in Vegas, people would stop me and say "Hey that's the orgasm girl, you were so cool." One of the funnest evening of my life.

Have I ever faked one with a partner? Once because I was tired and wanted it to be over.

The CheeryOrchid

 

[carsonshepherd]

Carson, you give s for the oddest things. Makes me giggle.

You get when you're particularly brilliant min.

 

[minsue]

You get when you're particularly brilliant min.

 

[logophile]

OK, here's a True Confession...

Like most of us, I really like sex sounds. A lot. So sometimes at night, when the weather's warm and I don't have my kids in the car I'll pull up to a stop light with my window down a little and quietly fake an orgasm. But I try really hard not to make any facial expressions at all, or even move my mouth. If someone were to look right at me it would be hard for them to know if I were making the noises or not.

Additionally, a few of my friends and I will occassionally play a game when we're all in the car together (again, sans enfants). We have a contest to identify cars with missing or burnt out headlights. The last person to yell has to fake an orgasm. I love that game...

 

[TheEarl]

Hate to contradict you, but actually that flush isn't all that hard to produce without orgasm. First you hold your breath several times for about 8 to 12 seconds at a time. After you've done that (maybe 3 to 7 times in less than 3 minutes), you bear down as you're holding your breath or moaning. Repeat this 2 or 3 times and you should have a nice mottled pattern across your chest and up your neck. You can even get "freshly fucked face" this way if you bear down enough times.

L hon, if you're concentrating that hard on holding your breath at precise intervals, no wonder you have to fake .

would you rather know if someone has a mediacal problem with reaching orgasm, or go to bed nightly sighing happy you did your job? I know most would say , i want to know, but would you really?

Nymph, I'd really want to know. i don't like being lied to and I'd rather know that my partner trusts me withthat information than for her to be lying to me every time we go to bed.

I assume that's how I would feel with someone who was checking skin patterns to see if I'd done it yet.

Shanglan

Cheeky sel! I hope you lot do realise that I don't get out a magnifying glass and go Gil Grissom on my partner's chest? I feel a reputation coming on .

The Earl

 

[The_Darkness]

The easy way

Okay, here's the easy way to see if your girl is having an orgasm or not. Date a squirter.

When she soaks through the goddamn mattress into the bed springs or when the linolium gets so slick you slip and fall, that's a goddamn orgasm!

BTW, guys can only fake a climax. Show me a guy who can fake an orgasm and I'll show you a man with a testicle or two hidden up someplace strange. Ewww.

 

[logophile]

L hon, if you're concentrating that hard on holding your breath at precise intervals, no wonder you have to fake .

The Earl

Yeouch! That was sharp Earl. I actually don't fake anymore (well, except for fun as mentioned in another post). The only time I've done it with any regularly was with that one woman. Boy, she was awful sweet and it just broke my heart to see her cry.

Like I said, I know about the flush from watching enough women have babies.