Fake ID? Ever have one?

[Sparky Kronkite]

I did.

Guys in HS actually 'drew' a blank draft card - a blank one.

Photographed it - cut and pasted it - filled it in according to what you might want.

Sold it for $5.

Only one problem - one sided. But, as long as the bouncer didn't take it our of your wallet and flip it over......

You're in.

 

[Ree]

I had one and I am surprised it worked as often as it did. A paper drivers license and a college id of a co-worker, heck the only thing she and I had in common was the fact that we were short. After I turned 21, I learned the best way to do the old fake id bit for a friend of mine. It worked a lot better then mine did. Sssh, it's a secret. LOL

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Thank you Ree!

An honest and 'interesting' response.

Somthing many here fail to understand.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Yes, I had one and it was all due to my friend's father.

He was a printer and he would make us fake i.ds and he also made us some fake graduation tickets.
When we were graduating high school they told us we could only invite 3 people ... that was not enough for us so he made us like 100 of tickets and we passes them out to our whole senior class. When we were walking out to our graduation we noticed how it was wall to wall. But at least all our family & friends got to go see us.

Now, if I need any fake permits ... etc, I simply call my friend.
She is a genius when it come to such things.

 

[Shockdoctor]

Please tell me I am not the only one who never had a fake ID....

 

[scylis]

i didn't. why the fuck would i want to go to a club that sucked much asscock and get drunk?

 

[Shockdoctor]

i didn't. why the fuck would i want to go to a club that sucked much asscock and get drunk?

beats the hell out of me

 

[Ree]

Not all of us who had fake id's did it to go and get drunk. (Yes, I did drink but I was shy so it helped me loosen up a little bit.) Some of us used them to get into clubs and meet "older" men. I do use the term "men" loosely in this instance because most clubs I went to were college hang outs and while "older" by years it wasn't always "older" by maturity. At least now the older men I meet are even older then me on the maturity level. Even as a young woman, I understood that if you stimulated my mind you were able to stimulate other areas of my anatomy.

 

[thumbs2_ca]

yup

I had one and used it alot although looking at it now I wonder how I ever got away with using it.
It had me at 7 years older than I was. I used it from the age of 17 or so to buy beer and the drinking age was 21 then.
I grew up in a small small town and on weekends we would buy some beer and drive out to bush parties etc.
I still have it in a scrap book somewhere.

 

[Lasz]

I had one last year when I was 20 to get into the bars around campus. I paid $50 for it, and it wasent worth it. It was awesome at first and worked everywhere. After about 3 months it started to fade and worked, sometimes. Then after about a few months after that it faded more and fell apart and was a piece of shit.!!!! But I eventually turned 21 and all was good, I put up with it for a little while and just got legal!!!

Laz

 

[playful Kitten26]

Not sure if you would count this

I had my sisters Id and used it whenever I could. She was five years older than me but we could have passed as twins back then.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Yeah - many. They all eventually got taken away by some asshole bouncer, but most worked for a while. I even had one that was some out of date driver's license of a 26 year old, 5'10, blonde with blue eyes. LOL What memories.

 

[Lady_Sam]

Please tell me I am not the only one who never had a fake ID....

I didn't, Never needed one.

 

[riff]

I had a couple.

Got the first on M Street in Georgetown when I was 16. Tried to get into Crazy Horse Saloon and the bouncer asked for an ID. Said I didn't have one, so he says, well, you can get one next door.

So I did. ID made out I was 22. It was crap. I used this ID to get yet another fake ID that looked like some kind of press pass for the Pentagon or something- had my fingerprints and all on it.

Lost the cool ID, but my parents confiscated the original one, which I have to this day.

A 16 year old buys a bottle of booze at Raven Liquors on Atlantic Blvd. in Jax, FL. The woman said, "Now that I have sold that to you, are you really 22?"

"Yes," I said, "I got a hormone problem."

 

[freescorfr]

Yes, in Franco's time I got one for Spain saying I was a priest - got two years of freebies on that - accomodation, food, travel, access to museums. It was all on the house.

Some bastard in Toledo stole it on my third year there. How low can you get.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I used to work for USA Today.

So, I had this 'corporate ID' - with logo emblazzened.

No big deal - a simple 'let me in the office building' ID.

And I haven't worked for them for 12 years now.

But I still whip it out - to get backstage at concerts and other like events.

Works nearly every time.

 

[riff]

Now I really wish I had not lost that fancy one!

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

yep and got busted too

Went to a party my friends were altering the DL because they could ( with a pencil ) change the 67 to 62. Oh the days of dot matrix printers. Well being born in 66 I figure they would not do anying to mine. WRONG. Later that night got stoped by the cops for peeling out of the local Burger King. Handed the cop my licence without thinking. Long story short Arrested lost license for 6 months.

Holden

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey Riff?

I used to go to the Crazy Horse too.

Ever see Root Boy?

 

[riff]

No I haven't seen root boy. I was there in '79

We went to places like Crazy Horse, The Bayou, Palls Mall, American Cafe... and countless others. What an exciting time in my life.

Who are root boys?

Sparky, I was drunk or stoned most of the time! heheheh

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

'79 - Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band!

At their peak. Even Jimmy Carter's staff often went to see them/it/him.

Songs like Boogie 'Til You Puke and You Broke My Moodring.

Classics!

'Put a quarter in the juke - and boogie 'til you puke.'

Another great Root Boy classic? I Pissed On The White House Fense. Another? Dozing & Drooling - 'I was dozin' and droolin' at the potery wheel - too much Throazine - too many pills.'

One great fucking rock and roll band.

 

[riff]

I think I do remember something about Root Boy? Everything you are saying sounds familiar, but... could be just the power of suggestion.

Now, what did you do in DC?

(sorry- maybe we should let people talk about fake id's?)

I was a page in the House of Representatives.

 

[Daeth_Harrick]

Being cursed with a family history of hairiness I never need Fake ID. Altho I did need ID when I changed schools to prove that I was Young enough to go there. I had a full beard by the end of grade 10 and with my style and looks I was get booze before I could drive.

 

[Wiggles]

Nope, I was never cool enough to have a fake ID.

I'm still not, come to think of it.

 

[Thomas Paine]

I never had a fake ID because I always looked older than I really was. This is not nearly as much of an asset now as it was when I was 17.

Oh, and Sparky, I used to go to corporate meetings that included a guy from Virginia with interesting musical tastes. We used to annoy the cocktail party crowd by discussing Root Boy Slim and Captain Beefheart.