Fake Girlfriend

[Lancecastor]

(begin with standard Vetteman comment here:_____)

A new company can set you up with a Fake Girlfriend that will text, email and call you...so your friends won't think you're a Loser.

Welcome to the NEW FakeGirlfriend.co. Here you'll be able to create your own unique FakeGirlfriend and use her to fool your friends and family in ways you never thought you could!
How it Works
1 Login to FakeGirlfriend using Facebook.
2 Connect with Twilio and buy* a phone number for your FakeGirlfriend.
3 Pick your own personalized girlfriend-esque responses.
4 Text your own unique FakeGirlfriend and receive one of the responses you created.
5 Tell everyone how great your "girlfriend" is.
Get Started Now!

But...what happens when they find out you're paying not to have a girlfriend?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The GB 'galz' provide the same service, especially the fake part.

 

[KingOrfeo]

And here I was expecting something about an inflatable doll.

 

[kotori]

I was expecting something about that Notre Dame football player.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Oh, wut a tangled web...

 

[Mike_Yates]

I don't have any social life, so absolutely no one will see me as a "loser" if I don't have a girlfriend with me. Most of the women who have made sexual advancements towards me I was not physically attracted to.

I do not have any social skills due to the manner in which I was raised.

The only people I know personally are family, and my psychiatrist. Or 6 people in total.

 

[1sickbastard]

But...what happens when they find out you're paying not to have a girlfriend?

In Nevada, as long as one isn't in Washoe Co., Clark Co, or the Carson City District, they thank you for your business.

 

[Cratchit]

while i dont clearly understand the hoax and who knew or didnt know what, i still like him as a football player

 

[Lancecastor]

while i dont clearly understand the hoax and who knew or didnt know what, i still like him as a football player

Vetteman never played football.

 

[ChinaBandit]

And here I was expecting something about an inflatable doll.

At least that can be fucked.

 

[Lancecastor]

The FakeGirlfriend is simply a service which lets you pretend you have a girlfriend in front of your friends and co-workers.

Certainly low-maintenance, I'd imagine.

 

[XdOu™]

haha, this is nuts..

 

[Lancecastor]

Manti Te'O had one....but she died from cancer.

 

[dan_c00000]

Vetteman never played football.

HA! That made my day. +1.

 

[Lancecastor]

Isn't it amazing the lengths people will go to in order to perpetuate a lie?

 

[Lancecastor]

But enough of that negativity...maybe I should create a fake girlfriend as a Winter Project.