F**king n00b

[SeaCat]

we haven't found a big enough rubber

I think I just hurt myself. (Hint, don't bite your lips when you have fangs.)

Cat

 

[Stella_Omega]

we haven't found a big enough rubber

And that can of spray ran out SO fast!

 

[SeaCat]

**crawls into corner and begins to weep**

No weeping in the corners, if you do I'll show you where the mop and bucket are. None of the ladies here want to slip in your tears. They are afraid they might become one of my patients, a fate worse than death to some.

Cat

 

[DevilishDesires]

No weeping in the corners, if you do I'll show you where the mop and bucket are. None of the ladies here want to slip in your tears. They are afraid they might become one of my patients, a fate worse than death to some.

Cat

I apologize most humbly, the last thing I want is for any of you fine people to get injured because of me.

 

[McKenna]

Hi, I'm the f**king n00b you've all been hearing so much about. I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce myself formally. Just to let everyone know, I have a declaration of intent.

I fully intend to...
1) Ask stupid questions that I would have gotten answers to had I only read the FAQ and stickies.
2) I will make every attemtp to pretend like I know all of you and that we are fond and close friends.
3) I will make vain attempts to win you over with wit and verbal cunning.
4) I intend to cry myself to sleep every night when I realize that no one on this board likes me.

Thank you, that is all.

Honesty doesn't go over well here. Give it a whirl anyway.



P.S. Welcome!

 

[DevilishDesires]

Honesty doesn't go over well here. Give it a whirl anyway.



P.S. Welcome!

Thank you, I am feeling most welcome.

 

[SeaCat]

I apologize most humbly, the last thing I want is for any of you fine people to get injured because of me.

No apologies needed, although I'm sure the ladies here will be happy you are looking out for their welfare. (ie. Keeping me away from them.)

We're a pretty good group here, we're all human and have our feelings.

One hint, stay away from the political threads until you get your feet on the ground and yous skin thickens up a touch. Some of the people here, including me, get a might bit cantankerouse when it comes to things political. (I try to avoid the politics threads but sometimes I'm dragged in.)

Another hint, if you really want to make brownie points, you'll find some Brillo and help my wife scrape some of the rust off my armor. You make her happy you make me happy.

Cat

 

[DevilishDesires]

No apologies needed, although I'm sure the ladies here will be happy you are looking out for their welfare. (ie. Keeping me away from them.)

We're a pretty good group here, we're all human and have our feelings.

One hint, stay away from the political threads until you get your feet on the ground and yous skin thickens up a touch. Some of the people here, including me, get a might bit cantankerouse when it comes to things political. (I try to avoid the politics threads but sometimes I'm dragged in.)

Another hint, if you really want to make brownie points, you'll find some Brillo and help my wife scrape some of the rust off my armor. You make her happy you make me happy.

Cat

I appreciate the pointer's however, I'm afraid I'll have to bow out on the physical labor, I try to avoid it if at all possible, I am by nature a very lazy person.

 

[AppleBiter]

I appreciate the pointer's however, I'm afraid I'll have to bow out on the physical labor, I try to avoid it if at all possible, I am by nature a very lazy person.

At least you're honest.

 

[DevilishDesires]

At least you're honest.

I try to be.

 

[TxRad]

Hmmmm.... a lazy person around here???? Naw never happen.......

 

[McKenna]

Hmmmm.... a lazy person around here???? Naw never happen.......

*waving from the sidelines*

Hi Tx!

 

[TxRad]

We're a pretty good group here, we're all human and have our feelings.

Cat

Well there is the problem in that... how about the horse, the goose, the devily duck... just to name a few.... Oh they have feelings believe me... ask Minsue one morning before she has her coffee.... or maybe the cloudy indian at the same time.... Duck and cover is a learned behavior...

Uh... sorry ducky... no offence intended.....

 

[TxRad]

*waving from the sidelines*

Hi Tx!

Hi McK... long time no see.....

 

[TxRad]

oh yes and one last thing.....

IF ALL ELSE FAILS>>>>>> FLIRT

 

[BlackShanglan]

Well there is the problem in that... how about the horse, the goose, the devily duck... just to name a few.... Oh they have feelings believe me... ask Minsue one morning before she has her coffee.... or maybe the cloudy indian at the same time.... Duck and cover is a learned behavior...

Uh... sorry ducky... no offence intended.....

Kind of you to think of us, TxRad. Congratulations on the August win, by the way!

Shanglan

 

[TxRad]

Kind of you to think of us, TxRad. Congratulations on the August win, by the way!

Shanglan

Thank you very much.....

 

[Boxlicker101]

**scribbles down more notes**

Do I risk infecting the whole if I don't shower? If there is some risk of contagion why has that section of the forum not been quarantined?

Hi, DD. Welcome to the AH. If you like reading pure filth, try some of mine.

We do our best to keep them quarantined but there are too many openings to watch them all and sometimes somebody sneaks in here from there. After we realize they are present, we don our quarantine suits, track them down and bodily eject them. We do our best but some will always be able to slip through.

 

[minsue]

Well there is the problem in that... how about the horse, the goose, the devily duck... just to name a few.... Oh they have feelings believe me... ask Minsue one morning before she has her coffee.... or maybe the cloudy indian at the same time.... Duck and cover is a learned behavior...

Uh... sorry ducky... no offence intended.....

I see my reputation is preceding me here.....I'd love to protest, but Tx is quite right.

 

[TxRad]

I see my reputation is preceding me here.....I'd love to protest, but Tx is quite right.

 

[English Lady]

I think I've welcomed you elsewhere, but I'll welcoem you here too Devilish, I'm just easy like that


If you do go to the general board, just lurk or post and run, don't look for replies! Thats how I occassionally do it anyhow.

Has anyone told you not to call Svenskaflicka anything shorter than svenska? if it gets much shorter she gets awfully cranky.

If you want to join the Yui Fan Club, please see Elsol, he's the president of the association

myself, The Earl, Gauchecritic, Matriach, oggbashan, hotchkiss and Tatelou are all English -I just think that might help explain some of our posts and our weird spellings Scherezade is welsh, but thats a whole other ball game as is the scottish contingency of Kendo and Haldir. -Just a cultural heads up for ya there

Oh ,and if all else fails nod and agree with Mckenna or Black Shanglan -they're just really wise and post very intelligent things.

Oh and Abs,also known as Abstruse, is a complete and utter evil witch bitch.

but I her.


Anyhow, welcome! I do have this habbit of rambling....

 

[neonlyte]

Welcome DD, from another Brit.

You will note we operate on a different time zone, we're just getting up when you are crying yourself to sleep

DD that's nothing to do with boob size is it?

 

[English Lady]

Welcome DD, from another Brit.

You will note we operate on a different time zone, we're just getting up when you are crying yourself to sleep

DD that's nothing to do with boob size is it?

I KNEW I'd miss someone, or several someones -sorry love

 

[tolyk]

Ello.. welcome to the n00b BBQ, throw yourself on the pit and let's get down to the evening..



Welcome aboard

 

[tolyk]

... are all English -I just think that might help explain some of our posts and our weird spellings ...

English aren't the only ones with weird spellings. Canadians use the British English too ya know.