F**king n00b

[English Lady]

English aren't the only ones with weird spellings. Canadians use the British English too ya know.

Sowwy


(I'll not try and be humourous and informative in future, it seems to backfire a bit *L*)

 

[impressive]

Hi, I'm the f**king n00b you've all been hearing so much about. I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce myself formally. Just to let everyone know, I have a declaration of intent.

I fully intend to...
1) Ask stupid questions that I would have gotten answers to had I only read the FAQ and stickies.
2) I will make every attemtp to pretend like I know all of you and that we are fond and close friends.
3) I will make vain attempts to win you over with wit and verbal cunning.
4) I intend to cry myself to sleep every night when I realize that no one on this board likes me.

Thank you, that is all.

Oh, don't forget the fawning, suck up 5 bombs and glowing PCs on the stories of those you wish to impress.



Welcome!

 

[Liar]

Noob-ody knows
the troubles I've seen.
Nooooooooob-ody knoooows
my sorrows.


Um... yeah. Hi & welcome.

 

[yui]

Oh, don't forget the fawning, suck up 5 bombs and glowing PCs on the stories of those you wish to impress.

Ouch, Imp! I do hope you were the one they were trying to impress.




Hi DD and welcome to the AH!

Just one thing to add: Remember that accruing five thousand posts in 12 days doesn't mean you aren't still a n00b; just a n00b with much too much spare time.

Much luck,

Yui

 

[DevilishDesires]

I appreciate all the advice, you are all making me feal really welcome and I sure appreciate it.

 

[joeys-game]

These guys are all a riot, they may give you a hard time , but hard is better than soft , they may like you and tell you to get a grip, they may insult you and then turn around and flirt with you big time!
you 'll love and hate em all
i do
joey

 

[eric shawn listo]

Goodness, gracious sakes alive, welcome to thre torrid, twisted, tasty, trippin', tantalizing world of the AH!

 

[Just-Legal]

I think I've welcomed you elsewhere, but I'll welcoem you here too Devilish, I'm just easy like that


If you do go to the general board, just lurk or post and run, don't look for replies! Thats how I occassionally do it anyhow.

Has anyone told you not to call Svenskaflicka anything shorter than svenska? if it gets much shorter she gets awfully cranky.

If you want to join the Yui Fan Club, please see Elsol, he's the president of the association

myself, The Earl, Gauchecritic, Matriach, oggbashan, hotchkiss and Tatelou are all English -I just think that might help explain some of our posts and our weird spellings Scherezade is welsh, but thats a whole other ball game as is the scottish contingency of Kendo and Haldir. -Just a cultural heads up for ya there

Oh ,and if all else fails nod and agree with Mckenna or Black Shanglan -they're just really wise and post very intelligent things.

Oh and Abs,also known as Abstruse, is a complete and utter evil witch bitch.

but I her.


Anyhow, welcome! I do have this habbit of rambling....

I do not believe you forgot me EL! I'm genuine Yorkshire Pudding!

Hey Devilish, welcome to the nuthouse, please check your sanity at the door!

 

[Boxlicker101]

I appreciate all the advice, you are all making me feal really welcome and I sure appreciate it.

I hope you know that after you have 100 posts, you can get an AV, (avatar)one of those little pictures on the upper left margin.

 

[DevilishDesires]

I hope you know that after you have 100 posts, you can get an AV, (avatar)one of those little pictures on the upper left margin.

No, but thank you I was just about to post an extremely annoying message asking just that. J/K

 

[Kassiana]

So, wait a minute...who's fucking the noob? And do we have pictures?

 

[Boxlicker101]

So, wait a minute...who's fucking the noob? And do we have pictures?

Who's writing the story about it? We wouldn't be able to post the pictures with the story.

 

[kendo1]

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/mix/noob.gif

 

[English Lady]

I do not believe you forgot me EL! I'm genuine Yorkshire Pudding!

Hey Devilish, welcome to the nuthouse, please check your sanity at the door!

see, see I'm not going to mention folks by name any more, my memory is too holey


Nice to see Devillish on 69 posts at the moment

 

[neonlyte]

see, see I'm not going to mention folks by name any more, my memory is too holey


Nice to see Devillish on 69 posts at the moment

I expect he'll stay in the 69 position for a while.

 

[bg23]

y'all get such fun noobs - it's entirely unfair

hiya devilish

welcome to lit

 

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