F*** I'm bored!

[Guest]

I need a program to follow the cast of characters here!
Who am I again??

You're the one I'm gonna see to first!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You're the one I'm gonna see to first!

Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~A~whirling to the ground .......

 

[Guest]

Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~A~whirling to the ground .......

Joining you on the ground... way down...

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Joining you on the ground... way down...

Lou

Be gentle Lou, I want to my remember my first snog as a good one.

 

[Guest]

Be gentle Lou, I want to my remember my first snog as a good one.

Oh, I'll be gentle, honey. That is until the animal lust really kicks in, at which point, I cannot be held responsible for my actions.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, I'll be gentle, honey. That is until the animal lust really kicks in, at which point, I cannot be held responsible for my actions.

Lou

It's okay, I've had all my shots!

 

[pussy chaser]

It's okay, I've had all my shots!

OKKKKayyy!! PC takes off coat again and sits down to watch

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Lew joins him on bench!

 

[Guest]

F*** I'm bored!

And, it's all your fault! How dare you be at work?

Lou

P.S. Just pulling ya, you know?

 

[Mysteryjj]

I'm not bored, but I have been 'bored' today That's why I'm not bored I'm a wee bit sore though

 

[Guest]

I'm not bored, but I have been 'bored' today That's why I'm not bored I'm a wee bit sore though

I know that feeling well, hon.

Just wish I was feeling that feeling right now.

Lou

 

[pop_54]

I know that feeling well, hon.

Just wish I was feeling that feeling right now.

Lou

Just hang on in, maybe it'll happen later?

 

[Mysteryjj]

I know that feeling well, hon.

Just wish I was feeling that feeling right now.

Lou

Just what I was going to say pops you old perv

Shame lovely Lou, as pops says though, time yet, the night's young

 

[lovetolove]

Just what I was going to say pops you old perv

Shame lovely Lou, as pops says though, time yet, the night's young

I've brought my drilling equipment out of retirement just in case you ladies need boring...........or indeed........re-boring

 

[pop_54]

Just what I was going to say pops you old perv

Shame lovely Lou, as pops says though, time yet, the night's young

Oi!!! You young lady... Less of the old

 

[pop_54]

I've brought my drilling equipment out of retirement just in case you ladies need boring...........or indeed........re-boring

I don't know about that mate... mine needs re-sleeving.

Don't you dare tell her JJ

 

[Guest]

Just hang on in, maybe it'll happen later?

Yeah, maybe. Maybe not. Failing all else, I have big red!

Lou

 

[lovetolove]

I don't know about that mate... mine needs re-sleeving.

Don't you dare tell her JJ

far too much use over the years Pop. Wear and Tear - but hopefully not too much of the Tear. Mind you i did once slip out on a down thrust. Top Tip, don't do missionary on an acrylic carpet ..... ouch!

 

[Guest]

far too much use over the years Pop. Wear and Tear - but hopefully not too much of the Tear. Mind you i did once slip out on a down thrust. Top Tip, don't do missionary on an acrylic carpet ..... ouch!

Ouch, indeed!

If it's anything like my knee (still got a massive scab, after two and a bit weeks! ), that must've hurt to buggery!

Lou

 

[lovetolove]

Ouch, indeed!

If it's anything like my knee (still got a massive scab, after two and a bit weeks! ), that must've hurt to buggery!

Lou

to buggery

Or

like buggery?

 

[pop_54]

far too much use over the years Pop. Wear and Tear - but hopefully not too much of the Tear. Mind you i did once slip out on a down thrust. Top Tip, don't do missionary on an acrylic carpet ..... ouch!

Yea, I've always found that mate... one slip and you're in the shit

 

[Guest]

to buggery

Or

like buggery?

LOL!

Both work for me.

Actually, no, I'll stick with what I said originally. Actual buggery never really hurts - just stings a bit to begin with (in my experience, anyway).

Lou

 

[Mysteryjj]

Did someone mention Buggery, Yum, Yum.

 

[Mysteryjj]

LOL!

Both work for me.

Actually, no, I'll stick with what I said originally. Actual buggery never really hurts - just stings a bit to begin with (in my experience, anyway).

Lou

With appropriate care and sufficient lubricant... it should never really leave one feeling too sore later I'm greasing up if you blokes are interested

 

[lovetolove]

Did someone mention Buggery, Yum, Yum.

You ladies really take the biscuit - or should that be.....meat!

A little well lubed anal intrusion would certainly liven up my evening - not as a receiver though (sorry to any gay readers!)

Could certainly change an arse evening into,.....well,.......an arse evening