F*** I'm bored!

[tuddy]

Did someone mention Buggery, Yum, Yum.

I would love to be the one who does it to u.

 

[Guest]

Lew!!!!

Please tell me you'll be back from work soon!!!

Lou

 

[tuddy]

With appropriate care and sufficient lubricant... it should never really leave one feeling too sore later I'm greasing up if you blokes are interested

Count me in.

 

[pop_54]

With appropriate care and sufficient lubricant... it should never really leave one feeling too sore later I'm greasing up if you blokes are interested

Holy fuck lady, that's made me Boner

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Lew!!!!

Please tell me you'll be back from work soon!!!

Lou

I'm here lovely, ready and willing!!!!

 

[Guest]

I'm here lovely, ready and willing!!!!

'Ello sweetheart, I knew you would be.

Oh yes, and very, very able!

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Oh, so you've heard???

 

[Guest]

Oh, so you've heard???

Oh yeah, of course. Forgot to add that bit.

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Of course you did!

 

[Guest]

Hehehe!

 

[Mysteryjj]

Holy fuck lady, that's made me Boner

Wanna use up that boner pops you.. Umm.. mature perv I got two vacant slots just at the moment, have to hurry though, at least one could soon be filled

 

[pop_54]

Wanna use up that boner pops you.. Umm.. mature perv I got two vacant slots just at the moment, have to hurry though, at least one could soon be filled

Cheeky Bint Sorry love just used it up, I got arm ache now Surprised you've got any free slots darling, not like you to have an opening

 

[Mysteryjj]

Cheeky Bint Sorry love just used it up, I got arm ache now Surprised you've got any free slots darling, not like you to have an opening

 

[tuddy]

Wanna use up that boner pops you.. Umm.. mature perv I got two vacant slots just at the moment, have to hurry though, at least one could soon be filled

I'm cumming in from the rear.

 

[Gus Aspar]

good morning

Hello, JJ, sorry I missed you last night. Do you need any help with that lubrication?

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Anyone else bored??

 

[Guest]

Anyone else bored??

Yes.

Missed you around here, hon, it's great to see you back!

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Well babe, you know how it is.

A man has to earn a crust!!

 

[Guest]

Yep, indeed!

Was goona say something about your crust then, but that would've been really crude and un-ladylike.

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Hmmm.

Sounds painful!

You restraining yourself, I mean!!

 

[Guest]

Hahaha!!!

Yeah, it did hurt a bit.

And, that's not normally my domain.

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Yes, I know you prefer your pain inflicted, not by self!

 

[Guest]

How did you know that? Oh, so you've heard, right?

Lou

 

[CharleyH]

How did you know that? Oh, so you've heard, right?

Lou

Two hands and a cock/dildo do not add up to your 6 guns and ONLY three holes especially AFTER you have eaten several donuts yourself

and to add: LOL - well if you didn't advertise it so well, none of us would know - care to be hired?

 

[Guest]

Two hands and a cock/dildo do not add up to your 6 guns and ONLY three holes especially AFTER you have eaten several donuts yourself

and to add: LOL - well if you didn't advertise it so well, none of us would know - care to be hired?

Ah, but I'm quick and very acommodating.

Quite bendy, too!

And, yeah, I know, I'm not exactly shy and reserved. Ho hum.

About being hired, you know who you need to talk to about that.

Lou