F*** I'm bored!

[Guest]

Very willy,

er, I mean willing!

Ready, willing and able as always.

I can't believe you brought your willy into this!!!???

We were only talking about cookery, FFS!

Lou

P.S.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Who was???

 

[Guest]

It was an attempt at humour, dear.

It's ok, I'll give you another BJ soon, that'll make you relax.

Just, don't forget the wine.

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

SSssshhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

They're all watching us!!!

 

[Guest]

They are?

Who?



Like I give a shit!



Lou

P.S. Yep, I'm on the Bacardi again.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Like I give a shit!

Damnit, that's my line today!!!.......oh wait, I think I got it from you last night

~A~unofficial whirling dervish

 

[Guest]

Damnit, that's my line today!!!.......oh wait, I think I got it from you last night

~A~unofficial whirling dervish

I wish I could snog you, A!

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I wish I could snog you, A!

Lou

You're the first person that ever said that to me...sniff. I feel so special, not like short bus special, the other kind.

~A~still whirling

 

[lewdandlicentious]

I wish I could watch!!!!

 

[Guest]

You're the first person that ever said that to me...sniff. I feel so special, not like short bus special, the other kind.

~A~still whirling

AWww! That is so touching!

Glad I was your first, sweetie.

Lou

P.S. Lew, nah you can shut your eyes and listemn.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm going to squeal with delight!!

~A~ getting dizzy from all the whirling

 

[pussy chaser]

AWww! That is so touching!

Glad I was your first, sweetie.

Lou

P.S. Lew, nah you can shut your eyes and listemn.

can i watch then?

 

[lewdandlicentious]

NO!

Not if I can't!!!!

 

[pussy chaser]

NO!

Not if I can't!!!!

Wasn't asking you!!

 

[Guest]

NO!

Not if I can't!!!!

Awww, baby! Come 'ere, let me sooth you.

You KNOW I was kidding. I'd be disppointed if you weren't there, if only to watch!

Lou

 

[Guest]

Wasn't asking you!!

Hmmm, that's as maybe, but some of us feel they have to!



Lou

P.S. I'm sure you could, too.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Awww, baby! Come 'ere, let me sooth you.

You KNOW I was kidding. I'd be disppointed if you weren't there, if only to watch!

Lou

*cough* Remember me???

~A~whirling out of control now

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Who????

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Hey, how about a foursome????

 

[Guest]

*cough* Remember me???

~A~whirling out of control now

Oh yeah, oopsie.

Would that be ok with you, babe, honey, sweetie?

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Who????

Me, the snogee!

 

[pussy chaser]

Hey, how about a foursome????

getting me coat

 

[Guest]

Hey, how about a foursome????

Sounds bloody marvellous to me, hon!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I need a program to follow the cast of characters here!
Who am I again??

 

[pussy chaser]

Sounds bloody marvellous to me, hon!

who tees off 1st? and is it medal or stableford?