Rumple Foreskin
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This came crawling along the old info highway. Thought some hangers-on here at the Hangout might dream up a few more "Misc. Codes."
Rumple Foreskin
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It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous Unproductive Time" (Code 5309). To our Firm, unproductive time isn't a problem. What is a problem, however, is not knowing exactly what you are doing during your unproductive time. Pursuant to our new billing system, attached below is a sheet specifying a tentative extended job code list based on our observations of employee activities. The list will allow you to specify with a fair amount of precision what you are doing during your unproductive time. Please begin using this job code list immediately and let us know about any difficulties you encounter.
Thank you.
The Management Committee
Attached: Extended Job Code List
Code Number - Explanation
5316 - Meeting
5317 - Obstructing Communications at Meeting
5318 - Trying to Sound Knowledgeable While in Meeting
5319 - Waiting for Break
5320 - Waiting for Lunch
5321 - Waiting for End of Day
5322 - Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Co-worker
5323 - Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Co-worker While Coworker is Not Present
5393 - Covering for Incompetence of Co-worker Friend
5400 - Trying to Explain Concept to Co-worker Who is Not Interested in Learning
5401 - Trying to Explain Concept to Co-worker Who is Stupid
5402 - Trying to Explain Concept to Co-worker Who Hates You
5481 - Buying Snack
5482 - Eating Snack
5500 - Filling Out Timesheet
5501 - Inventing Timesheet Entries
5502 - Waiting for Something to Happen
5503 - Scratching Yourself
5504 - Sleeping
5510 - Feeling Bored
5511 - Feeling Horny
5600 - Bitching About Lousy Job
5601 - Bitching About Low Pay
5602 - Bitching About Long Hours
5603 - Bitching About Coworker (See Codes #5322 & #5323)
5604 - Bitching About Boss
5605 - Bitching About Personal Problems
5640 - Miscellaneous Unproductive Bitching
5701 - Not Actually Present At Job
5702 - Suffering From Eight-Hour Flu
6102 - Ordering Out
6103 - Waiting for Food Delivery to Arrive
6104 - Taking It Easy While Digesting Food
6200 - Using Company Resources for Personal Profit
6201 - Stealing Company Goods
6202 - Making Excuses After Accidentally Destroying Company Goods
6203 - Using Company Phone to Make Long-Distance Personal Calls
6204 - Using Company Phone to Make Long-Distance Personal Calls in Order to Sell Stolen Company Goods
6206 - Gossip
6207 - Planning a Social Event (e.g. Vacation, wedding, etc.)
6210 - Feeling Sorry For Yourself
6221 - Pretending to Work While Boss Is Watching
6222 - Pretending to Enjoy Your Job
6223 - Pretending You Like Co-worker
6224 - Pretending You Like Important People When in Reality They are Jerks
6238 - Miscellaneous Unproductive Fantasizing
6350 - Playing Pranks on the New Guy/Girl
6601 - Running your own Business on Company Time (See Code #6603)
6602 - Complaining
6603 - Writing a Book on Company Time
6611 - Staring Into Space
6612 - Staring At Computer Screen
6615 - Transcendental Meditation
7281 - Extended Visit to the Bathroom (at least 10 minutes)
7400 - Talking With Divorce Lawyer on Phone
7401 - Talking With Plumber on Phone
7402 - Talking With Dentist on Phone
7403 - Talking With Doctor on Phone
7404 - Talking With Masseuse on Phone
7405 - Talking With House Painter on Phone
7406 - Talking With Personal Therapist on Phone
7419 - Talking With Miscellaneous Paid Professional on Phone
7425 - Talking With Mistress/Boy-Toy on Phone
7931 - Asking Co-worker to Aid You in an Illicit Activity
7988 - Recreational Drug Use
8000 - Forwarding stupid Internet jokes to your friends
Rumple Foreskin
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Attention Employees:
It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous Unproductive Time" (Code 5309). To our Firm, unproductive time isn't a problem. What is a problem, however, is not knowing exactly what you are doing during your unproductive time. Pursuant to our new billing system, attached below is a sheet specifying a tentative extended job code list based on our observations of employee activities. The list will allow you to specify with a fair amount of precision what you are doing during your unproductive time. Please begin using this job code list immediately and let us know about any difficulties you encounter.
Thank you.
The Management Committee
Attached: Extended Job Code List
Code Number - Explanation
5316 - Meeting
5317 - Obstructing Communications at Meeting
5318 - Trying to Sound Knowledgeable While in Meeting
5319 - Waiting for Break
5320 - Waiting for Lunch
5321 - Waiting for End of Day
5322 - Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Co-worker
5323 - Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Co-worker While Coworker is Not Present
5393 - Covering for Incompetence of Co-worker Friend
5400 - Trying to Explain Concept to Co-worker Who is Not Interested in Learning
5401 - Trying to Explain Concept to Co-worker Who is Stupid
5402 - Trying to Explain Concept to Co-worker Who Hates You
5481 - Buying Snack
5482 - Eating Snack
5500 - Filling Out Timesheet
5501 - Inventing Timesheet Entries
5502 - Waiting for Something to Happen
5503 - Scratching Yourself
5504 - Sleeping
5510 - Feeling Bored
5511 - Feeling Horny
5600 - Bitching About Lousy Job
5601 - Bitching About Low Pay
5602 - Bitching About Long Hours
5603 - Bitching About Coworker (See Codes #5322 & #5323)
5604 - Bitching About Boss
5605 - Bitching About Personal Problems
5640 - Miscellaneous Unproductive Bitching
5701 - Not Actually Present At Job
5702 - Suffering From Eight-Hour Flu
6102 - Ordering Out
6103 - Waiting for Food Delivery to Arrive
6104 - Taking It Easy While Digesting Food
6200 - Using Company Resources for Personal Profit
6201 - Stealing Company Goods
6202 - Making Excuses After Accidentally Destroying Company Goods
6203 - Using Company Phone to Make Long-Distance Personal Calls
6204 - Using Company Phone to Make Long-Distance Personal Calls in Order to Sell Stolen Company Goods
6206 - Gossip
6207 - Planning a Social Event (e.g. Vacation, wedding, etc.)
6210 - Feeling Sorry For Yourself
6221 - Pretending to Work While Boss Is Watching
6222 - Pretending to Enjoy Your Job
6223 - Pretending You Like Co-worker
6224 - Pretending You Like Important People When in Reality They are Jerks
6238 - Miscellaneous Unproductive Fantasizing
6350 - Playing Pranks on the New Guy/Girl
6601 - Running your own Business on Company Time (See Code #6603)
6602 - Complaining
6603 - Writing a Book on Company Time
6611 - Staring Into Space
6612 - Staring At Computer Screen
6615 - Transcendental Meditation
7281 - Extended Visit to the Bathroom (at least 10 minutes)
7400 - Talking With Divorce Lawyer on Phone
7401 - Talking With Plumber on Phone
7402 - Talking With Dentist on Phone
7403 - Talking With Doctor on Phone
7404 - Talking With Masseuse on Phone
7405 - Talking With House Painter on Phone
7406 - Talking With Personal Therapist on Phone
7419 - Talking With Miscellaneous Paid Professional on Phone
7425 - Talking With Mistress/Boy-Toy on Phone
7931 - Asking Co-worker to Aid You in an Illicit Activity
7988 - Recreational Drug Use
8000 - Forwarding stupid Internet jokes to your friends
