Exploding nipples???!!

[islander01]

Now I am an old groucho, that hurt *rubbing my butt*

Ok A joke for my favorite republican...
they say Kerry had affair with a young woman...someone asked was it like the Clinton Monica thing? ... answer: Close but no cigar!

 

[cookiejar]

Ok A joke for my favorite republican...
they say Kerry had affair with a young woman...someone asked was it like the Clinton Monica thing? ... answer: Close but no cigar!

God almighty! I don't know who is uglier, Kerrey or Clinton. Is it a prerequisite to be ugly to be a Democrat?

 

[redrider4u]

God almighty! I don't know who is uglier, Kerrey or Clinton. Is it a prerequisite to be ugly to be a Democrat?

Kerry walks into a bar.........the barkeep looks up...and asks......"why the long face?"

kisses cookie..........

 

[islander01]

God almighty! I don't know who is uglier, Kerrey or Clinton. Is it a prerequisite to be ugly to be a Democrat?

 

[cookiejar]

ROFL...I didn't mean you. You are as cute as a bug in a rug.

 

[cookiejar]

Kerry walks into a bar.........the barkeep looks up...and asks......"why the long face?"

kisses cookie..........

Lol...ty Red...

 

[redrider4u]

Lol...ty Red...

so, lady of somewhere in NY.........interested in my line of leather and vinyl sextoys?

~flicking a mink whip around you.............~

 

[cookiejar]

so, lady of somewhere in NY.........interested in my line of leather and vinyl sextoys?

~flicking a mink whip around you.............~

A mink whip! Wow!! Ooooo how slinky or is that kinky?

 

[islander01]

I think that "bulk vegan leather" would make a great name for a rock band...


Btw this is why Im scared of monkees

 

[redrider4u]

A mink whip! Wow!! Ooooo how slinky or is that kinky?

snarling at you.........taking the chain........tossing it against the wall where it echoes forever in the cell........advancing upon you........taking your chin..........and kissing you

so softly you melt into my arms.........my love of the ages..you, ony you..cookie of the legend......yes yous............

 

[cookiejar]

I think that "bulk vegan leather" would make a great name for a rock band...


Btw this is why Im scared of monkees

Where in hell do you find this shit? You amaze me...

 

[cookiejar]

snarling at you.........taking the chain........tossing it against the wall where it echoes forever in the cell........advancing upon you........taking your chin..........and kissing you

so softly you melt into my arms.........my love of the ages..you, ony you..cookie of the legend......yes yous............

Wow! Mink does this to you? I wonder what ermine would do?

 

[redrider4u]

Wow! Mink does this to you? I wonder what ermine would do?

tossing the ermine silks aside, I advance upon you.........gathering your simpering body to mine........tossing you gossamer hair back.........and just taking my will with you...........wench of the west of new york........

 

[cookiejar]

See you guys tomorrow...I gotta go to work.

Sterling...

Red...

 

[islander01]

Where in hell do you find this shit? You amaze me...

Im even more scared of ground hogs jesus let me get PETA on the line

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Good morning to my favorite Nippsters!

 

[cookiejar]

{{{{{Sterling}}}}}}

{{{{{EW}}}}}}

{{{{{{AMMO}}}}}}

{{{{{{Red}}}}}

 

[redrider4u]

Flinging open the door to your cottage, I watch you jump in apprehension, Cookie.........your silks falling to the floor. I gaze into your eyes.......and you realize you must succumb............for I have the magical treat from the real world.........

yes.........tha's right.........the balm to heal you from the grip of the spirit world........yes.......waving it in front of you.......watching your eyes grow larger......your chest heave with anticipation.....yes......Cookie I have your hearts desire........

Laffing at you wench...........as your reach for your soul..............

Yes........watching your body ache and desire what I have..............yes.........laffing wench..........you want it.....you do............here..........tossing you.................

 

[redrider4u]

chocolate

 

[cookiejar]

chocolate

I hope it's a Hershey bar, with nuts of course.

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Hello to all my favorites Cookie, Sterling, Ammo, Red

 

[redrider4u]

I hope it's a Hershey bar, with nuts of course.

Wounded, looking at you...........my bar always has nuts attached......

 

[cookiejar]

http://www.ze-card.com/images/animated/good_morning_fl.gif

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Good morning everybody!

 

[islander01]

good morning everyone

Ive been busy taking cyber lessons from this Guy (click here) I know none of you cuties can resist me now