Exploding nipples???!!

[cookiejar]

I think I just wrote a new verse to the "pop goes the weasel" song

My favorite toy is a Jack in the "Box" ... or a Jim or a Bill or a Sam or a....

 

[Ammo44]

My favorite toy is a Jack in the "Box" ... or a Jim or a Bill or a Sam or a....

Or all of the above....???

 

[cookiejar]

Or all of the above....???

Let's try one at a time...

 

[islander01]

Let's try one at a time...

Remember its alll fun and games untill someone loses an eye

 

[cookiejar]

Remember its alll fun and games untill someone loses an eye

Wear protective eyewear...

 

[islander01]

Wear protective eyewear...

I ever tell you about the one eyed cat I used to have? .. I could never tell if he was walking towards me or away from me

 

[cookiejar]

I ever tell you about the one eyed cat I used to have? .. I could never tell if he was walking towards me or away from me

You're slipping...old joke...

 

[islander01]

You're slipping...old joke...

so I guess the one about "I cant hear you I got a banana in my ear " is out of the question eh?

 

[cookiejar]

so I guess the one about "I cant hear you I got a banana in my ear " is out of the question eh?

*perks* Banana??

 

[cookiejar]

I'm cleaning house but I wanted to ask Sterling...would you rather do fishing with Uncle Ben or do the lambada with Uncle Jesse?

 

[islander01]

I'm cleaning house but I wanted to ask Sterling...would you rather do fishing with Uncle Ben or do the lambada with Uncle Jesse?

You have a burning desire to know that I would go fishing with uncle ben??

 

[cookiejar]

You have a burning desire to know that I would go fishing with uncle ben??

Hmmmmm...is Aunt Jemima coming too?...and I will bring The Planter's Peanut and Mrs. Butterworth...k?

 

[islander01]

Hmmmmm...is Aunt Jemima coming too?...and I will bring The Planter's Peanut and Mrs. Butterworth...k?

As long as she dosent cum load enough to scare the fish

 

[cookiejar]

As long as she dosent cum load enough to scare the fish

Cum load?? OOOKKKK

 

[islander01]

Cum load?? OOOKKKK

load laod loud I really must learn to spelll one of thesedays

 

[cookiejar]

load laod loud I really must learn to spelll one of thesedays

Hey we love you just the way you are...see i slipped Billy in there?

 

[islander01]

Hey we love you just the way you are...see i slipped Billy in there?

Billy?

 

[cookiejar]

Billy?

Ummmm Joel???

 

[islander01]

Ummmm Joel???

Phew my next question was going to be "slipped In where?"

 

[cookiejar]

Phew my next question was going to be "slipped In where?"

I guess Billy Joel could slip in as long as he writes me a song.

 

[islander01]

a warmish spring day at last

and my sap is flowing

 

[cookiejar]

Re: a warmish spring day at last

and my sap is flowing

*refraining from wood jokes*

 

[islander01]

I dont need no meat substitute

and I aint talking dildos check it out blech

 

[islander01]

okok

dont get your tits in an uproar

 

[islander01]

Back in high school

I never missed a girls basketball team, and is exactly what was usually going on in my imagination as I watchedthis