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islander01 said:
You've never had my special raspberry mead ...brewed from fruit and honey and almost like champange
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Giggling...What if I told you I don't like champagne? But it does sound good...:D
 
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cookiejar said:
Giggling...What if I told you I don't like champagne? But it does sound good...:D
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I think you would like it..make nipples all tingly
 
Valentine's Day Funny Poems
Because many men are bad at expressing their feelings, let alone write poetry, here are some poems for you guys to use on your ladies...

ONE FOR ALL
Oh, (put lover's name here) thou art so gorgeous
Your eyes so (eye color here) are like that of a temptress
With your love you have made me complete.
My passion burns like (pet name) when she is in heat

The love you give me spreads like an infection
Which is why (name of girl who dumped you) gave me a rejection
So let me reveal a secret to you
And then you can decide what you must do
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I'm so desperate I could turn to sodomy,
Stop this desire before I have a lobotomy.
So on this Valentine's night
Wear the silk nightie, and don't put up a fight.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Night of Valentine's Day
Twas the night made for lovers
Called St. Valentine's
And I was sick on the couch
From eating candy hearts that said "Be mine"

The phone was not ringing
And there was no one about
My girl had left me yesterday
Because of a domestic spout.

There was no dinner on the stove
No roses in the vase
I was so lonely,
Just Chilling to Nas.

I was left alone with nothing to do
Then to my sudden surprise
I looked up from the couch
And a TV ad caught my eyes

If I dialed 900-talk smut
And put my ear to the phone
Some disgusting woman, possibly a slut
Would relieve me of being alone.

All they needed was a credit card
To keep me warm on V-Day
A few dirty remarks
And I felt like I had gotten a lay.

That's the way of phone sex
On V-day when you are single
Give them a call,
So your pants might feel a tingle.
 
cookiejar said:
Valentine's Day Funny Poems
Because many men are bad at expressing their feelings, let alone write poetry, here are some poems for you guys to use on your ladies...

ONE FOR ALL
Oh, (put lover's name here) thou art so gorgeous
Your eyes so (eye color here) are like that of a temptress
With your love you have made me complete.
My passion burns like (pet name) when she is in heat

The love you give me spreads like an infection
Which is why (name of girl who dumped you) gave me a rejection
So let me reveal a secret to you
And then you can decide what you must do
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I'm so desperate I could turn to sodomy,
Stop this desire before I have a lobotomy.
So on this Valentine's night
Wear the silk nightie, and don't put up a fight.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Night of Valentine's Day
Twas the night made for lovers
Called St. Valentine's
And I was sick on the couch
From eating candy hearts that said "Be mine"

The phone was not ringing
And there was no one about
My girl had left me yesterday
Because of a domestic spout.

There was no dinner on the stove
No roses in the vase
I was so lonely,
Just Chilling to Nas.

I was left alone with nothing to do
Then to my sudden surprise
I looked up from the couch
And a TV ad caught my eyes

If I dialed 900-talk smut
And put my ear to the phone
Some disgusting woman, possibly a slut
Would relieve me of being alone.

All they needed was a credit card
To keep me warm on V-Day
A few dirty remarks
And I felt like I had gotten a lay.

That's the way of phone sex
On V-day when you are single
Give them a call,
So your pants might feel a tingle.
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You used to work for hallmark didnt you?:rolleyes: :D
 
islander01 said:
how about a dirty limerick ?...perhaps about me:D
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There once was a man named Sterling
Who loved tongues on his dick a-swirling
a quick lick on the end
of his hard little friend
It made his helmet head start a-whirling!!
:p :p
 
cookiejar said:
There once was a man named Sterling
Who loved tongues on his dick a-swirling
a quick lick on the end
of his hard little friend
It made his helmet head start a-whirling!!
:p :p
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Sorry...it was written on the fly{no pun intended):rolleyes:
 
islander01 said:
how about a dirty limerick ?...perhaps about me:D
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Sterling that drunken fisherbum
He loved the taste of his cum
he pulled his crank
he loved to wank
Cause his seed it tastes like rum!!:p :p
 
cookiejar said:
There once was a man named Sterling
Who loved tongues on his dick a-swirling
a quick lick on the end
of his hard little friend
It made his helmet head start a-whirling!!
:p :p
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:D and I thout you would do Maine and stain lol
 
Sterling he likes to tipple
So he sucked an exploding nipple
but when it blew
cross the room he flew
Now our Sterling is a cripple!!
:p :p
 
cookiejar said:
Sterling he likes to tipple
So he sucked an exploding nipple
but when it blew
cross the room he flew
Now our Sterling is a cripple!!
:p :p
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Damn I missed doing limericks...:D
 
cookiejar said:
Come on...you and boxes are old friends...:p
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Once a girl from new york
had dinner with quite a dork
the quisines was divine
and she had quite a time
but she really just wanted a pork :D :p :p :kiss:
 
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