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Waking Sterling up with Ms. Streisand...


Mem’ries light the corners of my mind.
Misty water color mem’ries of the way we were.
Scattered pictures of the smiles we left behind.
Smiles we gave to one another for the way we were.

Can it be that it was all so simple then,
Or has time rewritten ev’ry line?
If we had the chance to do it all again,
tell me, Would we? Could we?

Mem’ries may be beautiful, and yet,What’s too painful to remember
We simply choose to forget.

So it’s the laughter we will remember,
When ever we remember the way we were,
The way we were.


Not one of Babs better photos...:eek:

http://www.playbill.com/images/photos/streisand108.jpg
 
STREISAND FOR PRESIDENT IN 04


The Presidential Agenda
If Elected
Barbara Streisand would

Keep allowing Baby killing Clinics to Operate.

Give Saddam Hussein the title of God

Dismantle The Military

Grant Asylum to Terrorists

Raise the Taxes on The Poor and Middle Class

Throw all Republicans in Jail

Make it illegal for everyone except Authorities to Purchase and Own a Gun

Ban Christianity and Judaism

Require everyone to worship Saddam Hussein

Jail anyone who disagrees with her




The Planned Streisand Administration
President: Barbara Streisand

Vice President: Susan Sarandon

Secretary Of State: Sean Penn

Attorney General: Hillary Rodham Clinton

Secretary Of Defense: Jane Fonda

Secretary of Agriculture: Janeanne Garafolo

Secretary Of Commerce: Robert Byrd

Secretary Of Education: George Clooney

Secretary Of Health and
Human Services: Joseph Lieberman

Secretary Of Labor: Alec Baldwin

Secretary Of Housing
And Urban Development: Oliver Stone

Secretary Of Transportation: Edward "Ted" Kennedy

Secretary Of Homeland Security: Michael Moore






How To Help The Campaign
That's right Barbara Streisand and her future Administration do not wanna use their own money to Finance the Campaign when they can use money from Non-Rich people like you.

Yes we need lots and lots of Poor and Middle Class people and perhaps some not so famous Millonaires to pool in money for this Campaign

If you are Poor or Middle Class and own a Credit Card please max it out when donating to us it will be worth going into so much Debt to get Streisand Elected.

There's a Reward for it too we Promise

If you wish to send Check or Money Order instead
make it payable to:

Barbara Streisand For President 2004
P.O. Box 666
Beverly Hills, California 90210
 
cookiejar said:
Waking Sterling up with Ms. Streisand...


Mem’ries light the corners of my mind.
Misty water color mem’ries of the way we were.
Scattered pictures of the smiles we left behind.
Smiles we gave to one another for the way we were.

Can it be that it was all so simple then,
Or has time rewritten ev’ry line?
If we had the chance to do it all again,
tell me, Would we? Could we?

Mem’ries may be beautiful, and yet,What’s too painful to remember
We simply choose to forget.

So it’s the laughter we will remember,
When ever we remember the way we were,
The way we were.


Not one of Babs better photos...:eek:

http://www.playbill.com/images/photos/streisand108.jpg
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Acck!!!! ill never forgive her for ruining one of my favorite books( the prince of tides) by appearing in the movie
 
cookiejar said:
STREISAND FOR PRESIDENT IN 04


The Presidential Agenda
If Elected
Barbara Streisand would

Keep allowing Baby killing Clinics to Operate.

Give Saddam Hussein the title of God

Dismantle The Military

Grant Asylum to Terrorists

Raise the Taxes on The Poor and Middle Class

Throw all Republicans in Jail

Make it illegal for everyone except Authorities to Purchase and Own a Gun

Ban Christianity and Judaism

Require everyone to worship Saddam Hussein

Jail anyone who disagrees with her




The Planned Streisand Administration
President: Barbara Streisand

Vice President: Susan Sarandon

Secretary Of State: Sean Penn

Attorney General: Hillary Rodham Clinton

Secretary Of Defense: Jane Fonda

Secretary of Agriculture: Janeanne Garafolo

Secretary Of Commerce: Robert Byrd

Secretary Of Education: George Clooney

Secretary Of Health and
Human Services: Joseph Lieberman

Secretary Of Labor: Alec Baldwin

Secretary Of Housing
And Urban Development: Oliver Stone

Secretary Of Transportation: Edward "Ted" Kennedy

Secretary Of Homeland Security: Michael Moore






How To Help The Campaign
That's right Barbara Streisand and her future Administration do not wanna use their own money to Finance the Campaign when they can use money from Non-Rich people like you.

Yes we need lots and lots of Poor and Middle Class people and perhaps some not so famous Millonaires to pool in money for this Campaign

If you are Poor or Middle Class and own a Credit Card please max it out when donating to us it will be worth going into so much Debt to get Streisand Elected.

There's a Reward for it too we Promise

If you wish to send Check or Money Order instead
make it payable to:

Barbara Streisand For President 2004
P.O. Box 666
Beverly Hills, California 90210
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Im not gonna bite
allthough it pains me to say this it would still be better than bush
 
Tangent Time



The Classic Middle Name (All-New)

Arrested for murder in 2003: Randy Wayne Richards (Courtenay, British Columbia), Curtis Wayne Pope (Fort Worth, Texas), Joseph Wayne Cook (Wilmington, N.C.), Michael Wayne Sears (Charlottesville, Va.), Dale Wayne Eaton (Denver), Ricky Wayne Brown (Manassas, Va.), Dennis Wayne Bryant (Richmond, Va.). Awaiting trial for murder (pending competency exam): Elvis Wayne Botley (Palm Springs, Calif.). Committed suicide while a murder suspect: Rodger Wayne Chastain (San Francisco). Sentenced for murder: Michael Wayne Fisher (Chester County, Pennsylvania). Appeal rejected: convicted murderer Barry Wayne Riley (Vancouver, British Columbia). Executed for murder: Allen Wayne Jenecka (Huntsville, Texas), Bobby Wayne Swisher (Jarrett, Va.). And (Ouch!) acquitted of murder: David Wayne McQuater (Metter, Georgia). [Richards: Canada.com (Canadian Press), February 13 Pope: Boston Globe-Associated Press, February 26 Cook: CNN.com, January 21 Sears: Washington Post, May 27 Eaton: Rocky Mountain News, April 18 Brown: Florida Times-Union, June 5 Bryant: Richmond Times-Dispatch, August 21 Botley: Desert Sun (Palm Springs), June 1 Chastain: San Francisco Chronicle, August 5 Fisher: Philadelphia Inquirer, May 2 Riley: CKNW Radio (Vancouver), September 8 Jenecka: Houston Chronicle-Associated Press, July 24 Swisher: Washington Times-Associated Press, July 22 McQuater: Associated Press, May 24]
 
cookiejar said:
Tangent Time



The Classic Middle Name (All-New)

Arrested for murder in 2003: Randy Wayne Richards (Courtenay, British Columbia), Curtis Wayne Pope (Fort Worth, Texas), Joseph Wayne Cook (Wilmington, N.C.), Michael Wayne Sears (Charlottesville, Va.), Dale Wayne Eaton (Denver), Ricky Wayne Brown (Manassas, Va.), Dennis Wayne Bryant (Richmond, Va.). Awaiting trial for murder (pending competency exam): Elvis Wayne Botley (Palm Springs, Calif.). Committed suicide while a murder suspect: Rodger Wayne Chastain (San Francisco). Sentenced for murder: Michael Wayne Fisher (Chester County, Pennsylvania). Appeal rejected: convicted murderer Barry Wayne Riley (Vancouver, British Columbia). Executed for murder: Allen Wayne Jenecka (Huntsville, Texas), Bobby Wayne Swisher (Jarrett, Va.). And (Ouch!) acquitted of murder: David Wayne McQuater (Metter, Georgia). [Richards: Canada.com (Canadian Press), February 13 Pope: Boston Globe-Associated Press, February 26 Cook: CNN.com, January 21 Sears: Washington Post, May 27 Eaton: Rocky Mountain News, April 18 Brown: Florida Times-Union, June 5 Bryant: Richmond Times-Dispatch, August 21 Botley: Desert Sun (Palm Springs), June 1 Chastain: San Francisco Chronicle, August 5 Fisher: Philadelphia Inquirer, May 2 Riley: CKNW Radio (Vancouver), September 8 Jenecka: Houston Chronicle-Associated Press, July 24 Swisher: Washington Times-Associated Press, July 22 McQuater: Associated Press, May 24]
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Lucky I dont have one
 
Re: your not

islander01 said:
Cookie wayne Jar by any chance:eek:
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Lol...you guessed it...now where'd I put my knife?


Tangent time...Did you notice where the hood ornament is in my av? :devil:
 
Re: Re: your not

cookiejar said:
Lol...you guessed it...now where'd I put my knife?


Tangent time...Did you notice where the hood ornament is in my av? :devil:
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I noticed last night but I thought things were gettin gynocological enough lol
 
Re: Re: Re: your not

islander01 said:
I noticed last night but I thought things were gettin gynocological enough lol
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Next thing I know you'll be doing pap smears...:rolleyes:
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: your not

islander01 said:
Nice ride though
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While it lasted...they don't make dildoes like they used to:rolleyes:
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: your not

cookiejar said:
While it lasted...they don't make dildoes like they used to:rolleyes:
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lol do a search for sex machines:eek:
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: your not

islander01 said:
lol do a search for sex machines:eek:
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I can't..porn sites scare me...I'm too delicate I guess...*blush*
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: your not

cookiejar said:
I can't..porn sites scare me...I'm too delicate I guess...*blush*
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a fragile cherry blossom that s you
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: your not

islander01 said:
a fragile cherry blossom that s you
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So apt...cherries and me...no that's bananas:rolleyes:
 
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