Exploding nipples???!!

islander01 said:
Top of the morning to you Cookie.

You could say its a tit nipply. dont put an eye out ok




I just attached red flags to them...please stand back...
 
cookiejar said:
OMG do you realize this thread is almost 30 pages of bullshit?

I think of it as the important document on life and sex in the world today...





Yeah pretty much bullshit:D
 
islander01 said:
I think of it as the important document on life and sex in the world today...





Yeah pretty much bullshit:D



And we are just the pair to do bullshit up right...:)
 
cookiejar said:
And we are just the pair to do bullshit up right...:)
exactly! and I consider it a sin to be gifted in this life and not use that gift:D
 
there

goes the Mailgirl again:devil:
She is even sexy in those formless blue pants
 
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islander01 said:
goes the Mailgirl again:devil:
She is even sexy in those formless blue pants




You just wait each day...don't you? My mail isn't delivered, I have to settle for the "UPS" guy...
 
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cookiejar said:
You just wait each day...don't you? My mail isn't delivered, I have to settle for the "UPS" guy...
Hey how was the book?
 
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islander01 said:
Hey how was the book?



Well some of the positions are weird but...Ohhhh you mean Sterling's book...it's really interesting...:)
 
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cookiejar said:
Well some of the positions are weird but...Ohhhh you mean Sterling's book...it's really interesting...:)
(perks) Weird?????:devil:
 
THINGS TO DO WHEN THERE IS NOTHING BETTER TO DO:

1) Get down on your hands and knees and look at the carpet really close.

2) Go outside and call "Here boy!"

3) Write your autobiography.

4) Look up 'autobiography' in the dictionary.

5) Make a list of all the rude words you know and look them up in the dictionary.

6) Try and get both feet into the same sock.

7) See how many pairs of underwear you can put on.

8) Peel and orange with one hand.

9) Try to touch your nose with your tongue (or tongue with your nose)

10) Stand in a carrier bag and pick yourself up by the handles.

11) Wash your hair - one at a time.

12) Find an old magazine and add moustaches and glasses to all the pictures.

13) Count all the letters on this page.

14) Try to guess when ten minutes are up.

15) List your favourite trees.

16) Try to be attractive.

17) Check your pulse.

18) Sit quietly and listen to your ears ring.

19) Phone yourself and get the engaged signal.

20) Think of how big the universe is and how significant a part you play in it.
 
cookiejar said:
THINGS TO DO WHEN THERE IS NOTHING BETTER TO DO:

1) Get down on your hands and knees and look at the carpet really close.

2) Go outside and call "Here boy!"

3) Write your autobiography.

4) Look up 'autobiography' in the dictionary.

5) Make a list of all the rude words you know and look them up in the dictionary.

6) Try and get both feet into the same sock.

7) See how many pairs of underwear you can put on.

8) Peel and orange with one hand.

9) Try to touch your nose with your tongue (or tongue with your nose)

10) Stand in a carrier bag and pick yourself up by the handles.

11) Wash your hair - one at a time.

12) Find an old magazine and add moustaches and glasses to all the pictures.

13) Count all the letters on this page.

14) Try to guess when ten minutes are up.

15) List your favourite trees.

16) Try to be attractive.

17) Check your pulse.

18) Sit quietly and listen to your ears ring.

19) Phone yourself and get the engaged signal.

20) Think of how big the universe is and how significant a part you play in it.

You forgot the ever popular try to figure out which leaf will fall off the tree. Great for gamblers:D
 
islander01 said:
My results:You're sick, buddy. Really sick.



Guess what...I think that's the answer to all...what a rip off. You are a lot sicker than me...:p
 
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