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Exploding nipples???!!

cookiejar said:
LOL Wanna go sledding?
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You remember when you were a kid and you could take a running jump on your belly on the sled ?


Well for the adult male this equals being kicked in the groin about 89 times in rapid succesion...dont ask how I know its to painful to recalll the details
 
islander01 said:
Okay I just read a post that used the phase "exploding nipples". Is this a new terrorist threat? Or something akin to spontaneous combustion? How does one disarm them? I need to know!

Even though it would make an excellent name for a rock band I now have a most disturbing mental image burned into my brain. thank you thank you very much.
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Mine only exploded when I was breastfeeding.....
 
islander01 said:
You remember when you were a kid and you could take a running jump on your belly on the sled ?


Well for the adult male this equals being kicked in the groin about 89 times in rapid succesion...dont ask how I know its to painful to recalll the details
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Kinda like the cowboy jumping off the balcony onto his horse huh?
 
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cookiejar said:
Same here...mine were like Old Faithful...geysers...:rolleyes:
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i think my nipples heard the baby crying before my ears did.
 
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islander01 said:
That must be Quite a let down...sorry I couldnt resist:D
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Let down?

Heck milk use to squirt across the room.
 
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SweetBrie said:
Let down?

Heck milk use to squirt across the room.
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Sigh I never get invited to the cool parties anymore:rolleyes:
 
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