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Nope If I ever had one of those in my ass Im sure I would remembercookiejar said:Then don't stick them in your ass...lol I only asked if you ever had one...
Exploding nipples???!!
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My brain was fried to begin withcookiejar said:Never mind...I give in...I've wrote all day and my brain is fried...
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You always sieze the moral high groundcookiejar said:*Taking the high road on this remark*
islander01 said:You always sieze the moral high ground
Tangent time!! Try this http://www.planters.com/dancing/
My favorite is the Emm-jay lol
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I never knew nuts could move like thatcookiejar said:
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whos playing ??Im seriouscookiejar said:How appropriate...Sterling is playing with his...
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sir thomas crapper day everyone
sir thomas crapper day everyone
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open letter to the girl at the check out line in the supermarket
Dear check out girl,
you are the one who wore the push up bra that makes you look like you have one gigantic breast directly under your chin. YOu are also the one who didnt dress very warmly on a very cold day causing your nipples to pratically leap through your shirt.
How dare you give me that (you dirty pervert) look. When you caught me glancing...strumpet!!!
Dear check out girl,
you are the one who wore the push up bra that makes you look like you have one gigantic breast directly under your chin. YOu are also the one who didnt dress very warmly on a very cold day causing your nipples to pratically leap through your shirt.
How dare you give me that (you dirty pervert) look. When you caught me glancing...strumpet!!!
AME
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Re: open letter to the girl at the check out line in the supermarket
you didnt have your hand in your pants at the time did ya islander...cos it may not have been the look if ya know what i mean!!
islander01 said:Dear check out girl,
you are the one who wore the push up bra that makes you look like you have one gigantic breast directly under your chin. YOu are also the one who didnt dress very warmly on a very cold day causing your nipples to pratically leap through your shirt.
How dare you give me that (you dirty pervert) look. When you caught me glancing...strumpet!!!
you didnt have your hand in your pants at the time did ya islander...cos it may not have been the look if ya know what i mean!!
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Re: Re: open letter to the girl at the check out line in the supermarket
but no I wasnt shaking hands with the governer at the time..NOr was I waxing the dolphin...or pounding the pope..or milking an emu
the thought did occur tome that if I could just lure her to the produce section and entice her to raise her skirts we could have made sweet sweet love on the red leaf lettuce display the ...AME said:
but no I wasnt shaking hands with the governer at the time..NOr was I waxing the dolphin...or pounding the pope..or milking an emu
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Maybe it was the carrot and tube of ky that put her offAME said:
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Hey I only bought the ky becase some aussie told me it was the same thing as vegemite. Im gonna try it on toast in the morning.AME said:
