Exploding nipples???!!

[islander01]

the word magenta always sound naughty to me. As in I had so much sex last night magentas still sore.

 

[cookiejar]

the word magenta always sound naughty to me. As in I had so much sex last night magentas still sore.

I'll buy you a box of crayons...find me some more naughty words.

 

[islander01]

I guess youve never had a burnt umber.

 

[cookiejar]

I guess youve never had a burnt umber.

Or raw sienna...

 

[islander01]

lol pretty obvious we both have young kids

 

[cookiejar]

lol pretty obvious we both have young kids

Yup a 7 year old...and her dad is an artist so drawing and coloring is a way of life in my house...

 

[islander01]

Mine are about the same age. They are usually coloring or field stripping there m16s

 

[cookiejar]

Mine are about the same age. They are usually coloring or field stripping there m16s

LOL ... hey this thread is back to weapons...I have my warheads loaded...

 

[islander01]

locked and loaded ?... or maybe stacked and packed

 

[cookiejar]

locked and loaded ?... or maybe stacked and packed

More like jutting and strutting...

 

[islander01]

speechless( dosnt happen much lol)

 

[cookiejar]

speechless( dosnt happen much lol)

As you can see I'm never speechless...I even talk in my sleep...

 

[islander01]

Lol, that can be dangerous around here

 

[islander01]

how bout them red sox?

 

[cookiejar]

how bout them red sox?

I wear blue...red draws attention...

 

[islander01]

I prefer to wear nothing and feel free...We are talking about sox right?

 

[cookiejar]

I prefer to wear nothing and feel free...We are talking about sox right?

If cox get off their rox wearing sox, who am I to complain...

 

[islander01]

Thats what this place needs some good erotic sox storys. I meen the veggie ones are allright but...

 

[cookiejar]

Thats what this place needs some good erotic sox storys. I meen the veggie ones are allright but...

Heck and I was writing "Cookie and her Cucumber"...

 

[SomewhatSublime]

Thats what this place needs some good erotic sox storys. I meen the veggie ones are allright but...

It was a dark and stormy night. I was just pulling on my new red wool socks, they match the red in my sexy new wool union suit...

 

[islander01]

It was a dark and stormy night. I was just pulling on my new red wool socks, they match the red in my sexy new wool union suit...

tired of bieng tossed out of supermarkets for bieng naughty with a carot I...







I have anew skill whoowee!

 

[islander01]

Heck and I was writing "Cookie and her Cucumber"...

How about "all you ever wanted to know about sox but where afraid to ask"

 

[SomewhatSublime]

For those really craving the hard core stuff, we have a toe sox section...

 

[islander01]

How about a new take on a old poem. " a tube sock a jar of petroleum jelly, a watermelon and a jelly doughnut , and thou"

 

[SomewhatSublime]

ooh..I have one for you...


Panty Hose

Or if you're feeling particularly naughty, throw caution to the wind and find yourself a pair of...

Thigh Highs