Exploding nipples???!!

[islander01]

No problem sweets...I just missed your keppling...

Its nice to find someone who isnt afraid of the keppling taboo

 

[cookiejar]

Its nice to find someone who isnt afraid of the keppling taboo

Of course not...I know your kepple is in the right place.

 

[islander01]

Of course not...I know your kepple is in the right place.

So when was the last time you played jacks??

 

[cookiejar]

So when was the last time you played jacks??

Quite awhile...since the time my brother left them on the floor and my mom stepped on them. In the garbage they went...

 

[islander01]

I gotta go xmas shopping kepple you later

 

[islander01]

Im always open to trying new fetishes but this dos'nt do it for me. I Warn You dont go there

 

[cookiejar]

Im always open to trying new fetishes but this dos'nt do it for me. I Warn You dont go there

Sterling you need help desperately. My god where do you get this stuff??

 

[islander01]

Sterling you need help desperately. My god where do you get this stuff??

I did warn you didnt I

 

[cookiejar]

I did warn you didnt I

I'm a woman...I had to look. You knew I would you pain in the ass...

 

[islander01]

I'm a woman...I had to look. You knew I would you pain in the ass...

I had no doubt.

honestly I was just surfing for midget porn, and that poped up

 

[cookiejar]

I had no doubt.

honestly I was just surfing for midget porn, and that poped up

Poped? You are a perv...

 

[islander01]

Poped? You are a perv...

Laughing hard here now I will probably be xxxcomunicated

 

[islander01]

So the snowman in the front yard has now melted into a huge penis shape with a really weird peircing in the tip. What will the neighbors think?...

 

[islander01]

Ladies Ladies

I understand your attraction. However I can only completly satisfy 4 or 5 of you at once. please I am only human!!

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Ladies Ladies

I understand your attraction. However I can only completly satisfy 4 or 5 of you at once. please I am only human!!

Only 5? Sheesh you disappoint me...

 

[cookiejar]

So the snowman in the front yard has now melted into a huge penis shape with a really weird peircing in the tip. What will the neighbors think?...

They live by you...they must be used to weird things...

 

[islander01]

They live by you...they must be used to weird things...

I told you about the weirdo in the neighborhood?

 

[cookiejar]

I told you about the weirdo in the neighborhood?

Tell me about him...I will sit here with my feet up and listen to Billy Joel...

 

[islander01]

Tell me about him...I will sit here with my feet up and listen to Billy Joel...

his name is captain jack,but i call him the piano man because every third tooth is black

 

[cookiejar]

his name is captain jack,but i call him the piano man because every third tooth is black

I'm in a New York State of Mind...I have a lot of Pressure and I Don't know why I Go To Extremes but I will be your Uptown Girl...

 

[islander01]

I'm in a New York State of Mind...I have a lot of Pressure and I Don't know why I Go To Extremes but I will be your Uptown Girl...

You may be right I may be crazy. I act like a bigshot sometimes, don't ask me why. Im an angry young man, but I dont want to be alone.

 

[islander01]

my but its quiet in here....Too quiet





I always wanted to say that

 

[islander01]

not a nipple in sight, it must be a plot

 

[islander01]

random thought

What do you callit that some women do to there eyebrows? is it plucking or shaping? I never really noticed before but on some women it really has an impact

 

[islander01]

a favorite recipe

Cat Salad
two parts cat
one part celery and shredded carot
mayoniase to desired consistency