Expertise!!!!

[April]

WOOHOO!!!

Beat you to it! Now you owe me a massage with oil! And when I say massage, I mean FULL body! No stinting! Well, except for the broken toe.

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/big/biggrin.gif


Hmm, oil has such wonderfully slippery uses, it's got my imagination working!

 

[Bliss]

WOOHOO!

Congrats, April and haaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Byng!

Now, if we can keep them from kicking anymore imaginary balls and keep your sinuses safe from DP, we'll all safely survive to your 1,000+ post, eh?

I suspect that Byng is at a partay with Bong, but I could be wrong. Don't kill me Izzy!

Love,
Payne

(who definitely has kahunas but alas, no balls!)

 

[Patryn]

These giant smilies simply must stop.

 

[April]

LOL at you two. And thank you, Payne.

Patryn, I agree! These big ass smilies simply must stop!!!

 

[Rosebud]

Congrats April....okay men line up and help april do this....http://64.224.111.68/images/go_for_it!.gif

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Damn, Rosebud! How'd you get that video clip of me? Have you been peeking in my window again?

(oh yeah... and where does the line start?)

 

[Rosebud]

you know it doc...had to check out your techniques with your thermometer

 

[Jade]

WOOHOO!!!

Beat you to it! Now you owe me a massage with oil! And when I say massage, I mean FULL body! No stinting! Well, except for the broken toe.

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/big/biggrin.gif


Hmm, oil has such wonderfully slippery uses, it's got my imagination working!

Damn!

April .. you and that memory!

Well Expertise! You know what you have to do! Its just GOT to be done!

OH, and the pants are done so after you are done with her... I am naked and ready to get wet.... oh and I decided on vanilla. Thanks.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

You are from somewhere and you mean everything!

April you delicious Nancy Drew you ... now you are sitting pretty at the grown up table too! mmm mmmm looking good, girl!

I am so glad I met you April .. you are the best sleuth a girl could ever meet and plus you make me laugh so much with your wicked sense of humour! Congrats dear!

Please though consider changing "I am from Nowhere and mean nothing." under your name to indicate from ... to celebrate your guru status .. every time i read it under your name .. well i just think it sucks! so there!

 

[Expertise]

Oh the burdens of being a mere acolyte to April and Jade... this would be the most extreme sarcasm i've ever come up with.

April I am stretching and limbering my muscles and flexing my hands in preperation for what sounds like too much fun.

Congratulations Ms. Drew your every wish is about to be "my command". Slippery is sensual, sexy and superlative BTW.

Jade have some sports drinks ready I may show up dehydrated

What a way to start the day!

 

[April]

Well, now that I'm a guru, I feel, well...no different. *sigh* I kind of expected it to feel tingly or something. But nothing. I wonder if I should have called this thread something else. Whatever. Personally, I'm kind of tired of the endless "What the BB means to me" kind of threads. Just too much at one time, I guess. Anyway.

Rosebud, thank you for the gif. I will never be able to live up to and down to and side to side positions! Bad back, you know.

Oliver, I don't have a friggin' clue where the line starts! It kind of looks like you're the only one! Besides Expertise, and I'm saving the head of the line for him! (all puns intended)

Jade, yes I have a wonderful memory for some things. And thank you for showing up on my guru thread.

Isabella, wicked sense of humor? Moi? No, you must be confusing me with someone else! Grown up table, huh. Okay, where's my cheesecake? *shouting* Someone get me some cheesecake! Now as for my location, what do you suggest? You see, I can't change it for some strange reason. Laurel has to do it for me.

Expertise, now that you are a guru in your own right, how about we exchange massages? I'll do you first, because I tend to fall asleep after a massage.

 

[Laurel]

Congrats, you wild woman you! You won't feel the effects of guruhood right away...it usually hits you in the shower, and BOY tingly isn't the half of it, if you know what I'm saying...

 

[Jade]

Oliver, I don't have a friggin' clue where the line starts! It kind of looks like you're the only one! Besides Expertise, and I'm saving the head of the line for him! (all puns intended)

Jade, yes I have a wonderful memory for some things. And thank you for showing up on my guru thread.

Hey.. can I do the voyerism thing when do you Oliver? (I will leave you and Expertise to your privacy...)

And thank YOU for looking so awesome in those guru pants... but remember.. no more panties from here out!!