Every Conversation on the Internet

[Dixon Carter Lee]

BigDick417: Does anyone know how to change a tire? I'm clueless.

Gorbanzo: Why are you tired?

Jerry_Lee: You know what I'm tired of? People complaining all the time.

Gorbanzo: Go back and read my 3415 posts and I dare you to say that every one of those posts is a complaint!

Jerry_Lee: I wasn't talking about you. Don't be a fucktard.

BigDick417: I'm not tired I have a flat tire. I have to get to work. Can anyone help?

Jerry_Lee: God your clueless.

BigDick417: I just said I was clueless.

Jerry_Lee: I wasn't talking to you.

BigDick417: And it's "you're". Fucktard.

Gorbanzo: The Spelling Buddy thing is so old.

RIFLEMANKILLERGUY!: Fuckers! Haters! Kill the Muslims! Ahhhh.

Gorbanzo: Fuck off, Fucktard.

BigDick417: I'm serious. I have to get to work. Do I put the jack in a special place, or right next to the tire? What do I do?

RIFLEMANKILLERGUY!: Haw! Snort! He said "Jack!"

Jerry_Lee: Fucktard.

BigDick417: This is my last day here.

Gorbanzo: Oh great! A Goodbye thread. Why can't people just leave.

Jerry_Lee: Are you complaining?

RIFLEMANKILLERGUY!: See ya! Fuckers! ARGGGGGGG!

 

[Linedrive]

That is funny

 

[April]

LOL That is so like Lit.

 

[plasticman33]

LMAO! Great!

 

[ESH419]

Dude! That is so funny!

Feel sorry for the guy who wants to change his tire =P

~ESH419

 

[sunstruck]

Wow.

 

[estevie]

Heh! Funny!

Except no one said "Show us your tits!!"

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

LOL

Which one are you DCL?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm "fuckmeimwet". I didn't appear in this episdoe. But next week I get lost in a mine shaft!

 

[J.B.]

you forgot "Gorbanzo ur a hater"

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Irregardless of the dumbass newbies and fucking trolls, the GB does sounds like that alot.

 

[Guest]

lol - that's a keeper.

 

[Guest]

Bump.

 

[Pixie]

Ok, that was funny!

 

[just pet]

Damn good summary

 

[alwaysawake]

Can't disagree with that...looks like it was scripted from Lit.

 

[Beebeeblue]

Now, there is no more reason for any of us to post today. Dixon has already taken care of anything we might have to say.

 

[bknight2602]

Another day at Lit.