Evert Fart During Sex ?

[Samuelx]

My ex-girlfriend farted after we had anal intercourse. I found it....funny. She turned bright red and apologized a total of 24 times while putting on her clothes and leaving my apartment.


So, ever fart during sex ?

 

[Wolfman1982]

Ok, I have been close twice when I slept with my first girlfriend , since she was riding me.

 

[Guest]

A girl did it once whilst giving me a blow job, I remember feeling fortunate to be receiving the oral rather than giving it, I may have felt a dirty breeze.

 

[rjp44]

My ex-girlfriend farted after we had anal intercourse. I found it....funny. She turned bright red and apologized a total of 24 times while putting on her clothes and leaving my apartment.


So, ever fart during sex ?

I think that would be pretty common, especially if the sex is vigorous. Fucking forces air inside, and it eventually has to come out as either farting or bitching, so farting can be a good thing.

 

[LoboBoy]

If you have a long enough relationship with someone...somewhere along the line it's going to happen.

 

[TheGhost505]

Its never happened to me but one of my co-workers told me about a time when he was going down on his wife and she farted right on his face. Thank God they were married.

 

[Hummingbyrd]

I went a long haiatus without sex due to depression and the first guy that tried anal caused some noise. Ok, a lot of noise. It was humiliating but to this day he still wants to sleep with me. His comment was "yeah, I bet you squirt when you cum!" I don't know if it was due to weight gain or what, but I'd hate for it to happen with someone I really care about. I noticed it happened when I tried to squeeze him with my kegal muscles too. I hesitated to post this but I guess I really don't care. But it makes sense that plunging in and out of a tight area would cause gas to expel. But you can bet anal is very stressful for me now.

 

[rjp44]

I went a long haiatus without sex due to depression and the first guy that tried anal caused some noise. Ok, a lot of noise. It was humiliating but to this day he still wants to sleep with me. His comment was "yeah, I bet you squirt when you cum!" I don't know if it was due to weight gain or what, but I'd hate for it to happen with someone I really care about. I noticed it happened when I tried to squeeze him with my kegal muscles too. I hesitated to post this but I guess I really don't care. But it makes sense that plunging in and out of a tight area would cause gas to expel. But you can bet anal is very stressful for me now.

Don't worry about what is only natural. Nothing wrong with a few "sound effects" during a good fuck session. A good partner will only appreciate the efforts that let up to a little fluffy.

 

[Socal22]

yeah so i have the most embarrissing by far I think, my ex-gf and i were in the shower and she started to rim me and a little fart slipped out, damn the relaxing effect of being in a shower and having a rimjob.

Thats not why we broke up either.

 

[Programmer Cat]

So, ever fart during sex ?

Yeah, while my wife was doing me with her strap-on. I thought we'd both die laughing.

 

[VampireD]

lmao... omg... well usually I fart and try to pretend I don't smell it...but can't help it sometimes..but a girl farting..thats just whacked...I would go...damn girl..lol...

 

[WildchildSC1]

Hey, air that goes in, must come out! I bet it's happened to most of us whether we admit to it or not. It's great if you can handle it with humor.

 

[rjp44]

lmao... omg... well usually I fart and try to pretend I don't smell it...but can't help it sometimes..but a girl farting..thats just whacked...I would go...damn girl..lol...

Ahem, ladies do not fart, they let out a fluffy...lmao.

 

[Elenia26]

My ex-girlfriend farted after we had anal intercourse. I found it....funny. She turned bright red and apologized a total of 24 times while putting on her clothes and leaving my apartment.


So, ever fart during sex ?

This is the typical reaction of guys and girls. Yes, i did once, and apologized about 24 times, too. I didn't leave as I live here but I was tempted to.

 

[PredatorSmile]

yeah so i have the most embarrissing by far I think, my ex-gf and i were in the shower and she started to rim me and a little fart slipped out, damn the relaxing effect of being in a shower and having a rimjob.

Thats not why we broke up either.

Who are you kidding ?

 

[Retrieval]

yeah so i have the most embarrissing by far I think, my ex-gf and i were in the shower and she started to rim me and a little fart slipped out, damn the relaxing effect of being in a shower and having a rimjob.

Thats not why we broke up either.

lol. Thats fucked up.

 

[Wolfman1982]

advice (no worries)

to the dear lovely women, who are ashamed of a fart, should get on a camping trip, where manly things were done, like pissing in the same barrel, pissing criss-cross with eachother, sit around a bunfire, and a manly woman, should get a guitar, and then you should do some singing, drink some sodas, or beers, and fart, and burp so much, that you all knew that a fart, and a burp is really just air, that needs to get our of your orifice.

eat some beans and bacon, and fart at the bunfire untill you felt you were sure something hit your pants, but when you checked, then nothing were there. Shoot with guns and so forth, train some JKD with an instructor (who is male)

Damn it, you need some God damn hair on your chest, and hair between your teeth women

Play hide and seek, and have a compass, and a GPS beacon on you, if you were lost and so forth.

Perhaps some one should translate the two Danish books, called Bogen Om Prutter (the book of farts) and flere prutter (more farts) into the English language.

Fart, as if it depended on your life.
And if you are a heart patient, then you aren´t allowed not to hold back your farts (no joke!) .

 

[PredatorSmile]

to the dear lovely women, who are ashamed of a fart, should get on a camping trip, where manly things were done, like pissing in the same barrel, pissing criss-cross with eachother, sit around a bunfire, and a manly woman, should get a guitar, and then you should do some singing, drink some sodas, or beers, and fart, and burp so much, that you all knew that a fart, and a burp is really just air, that needs to get our of your orifice.

eat some beans and bacon, and fart at the bunfire untill you felt you were sure something hit your pants, but when you checked, then nothing were there. Shoot with guns and so forth, train some JKD with an instructor (who is male)

Damn it, you need some God damn hair on your chest, and hair between your teeth women

Play hide and seek, and have a compass, and a GPS beacon on you, if you were lost and so forth.

Perhaps some one should translate the two Danish books, called Bogen Om Prutter (the book of farts) and flere prutter (more farts) into the English language.

Fart, as if it depended on your life.
And if you are a heart patient, then you aren´t allowed not to hold back your farts (no joke!) .

I grew up in a house full of boyz....I'm VERY comfortable with myself.

 

[Wolfman1982]

I grew up in a house full of boyz....I'm VERY comfortable with myself.

on the cheek

 

[noonenew]

no, but once a girl farted on my leg in her sleep post-coitus, and it weirded me out sufficiently enough that I calmly put on my boxers, got out of bed, and slept on the floor. haha.

 

[Matty_Walter]

fartsduring sex?

Once, many years ago, while I was going down on a lady, she got so carried away when she was cumming that she farted on my chin. We both sort of acted as if nothing happened because after that I wanted to fuck so I thought why ruin a potentially good thing.

 

[zekealicious]

Hell yeah...way back when I farted as I was cumming...then my gf got to giggling, which got me laughing, which resulted in me farting repeatedly as we both laughed ourselves silly!