Even More Random Thoughts

[PattiJolene]

Tgif...

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I've had two mice invade my house in the last few months, and both committed suicide. They somehow managed to literally fall into my toilet and drowned. Sort of convenient I suppose...

 

[mnbreastluver]

Everything that's up in the sky can be UFO if you're dumb enough

 

[smtst5]

I just turned down a booty call

 

[TongueLust]

I know that's not a reference to my family... it better not be.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, you ever spend a Friday night home alone watching Revenge Of The Nerds 2: Nerds In Paradise? Ummm me neither dude.

 

[Chillygirl]

The things I would do if I had a dick for a day!

 

[chame1eon]

The things I would do if I had a sick for a day!

Do you mean a sick day?

 

[Chillygirl]

Do you mean a sick day?

Dammit I meant dick! The things I would do if I had a dick for a day!!

 

[chame1eon]

Dammit I meant dick! The things I would do if I had a dick for a day!!

Oh! Lol that's totally different.

That's like the opposite of an autocorrect fail where you meant to say something relatively mundane

 

[mstrulyscrumptious]

It's not like it used to be.

 

[Chillygirl]

Oh! Lol that's totally different.

That's like the opposite of an autocorrect fail where you meant to say something relatively mundane

Lol yes autocorrect screwed me!

 

[FranklyFrank]

Things do change...sometimes they can be good....sometimes bad.

 

[Xerxes82]

After I got done with work this evening, I came home and watched Star Trek Discovery. Michelle Yeoh is fucking gorgeous.

Afterwards I watched a new episode of The Expanse. Shoreh Aghdashloo is fucking gorgeous.

It is a good time to be a sci-fi nerd with a thing for older women.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I believe I have seen that one before.

 

[Jasmineblue]

This is pretty random but I don't know why I feel like a Cleopatra tonight..

 

[Booboobear84]

This is pretty random but I don't know why I feel like a Cleopatra tonight..

Stay away from the asps

 

[barefootgirl69]

Let it go Let it go

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I need better socks

 

[ydahecnot]

Did you misspell “sucks” or “sex”?

 

[TongueLust]

I mean... he does have a point.
Oh, and fuck left.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, I am like an alcoholic but for coffee and also alcohol.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

I need better socks

Dude I dont know what you do for work but I am on my feet all day in kinda shitty conditions. After a lot of trial and error I have settled on mostly Smartwool or Timberland socks.

 

[TongueLust]

Annoyed, but I have to admit, more consistent than others have been.

 

[ydahecnot]

Things do change...sometimes they can be good....sometimes bad.

Great, now I have Crackerbox Palace stuck in my head