Even More Random Thoughts

[mnbreastluver]

The fact that people put legs and arms between closing elevator doors shows a lot of trust to the mechanics that make them.

 

[Mr_Underground]

Don't forget to believe in your own bullshit today, you delusional bitch.

 

[Mr_Underground]

I think I might finally be onto something with this concoction of Mountain Dew, vodka, cough syrup and CBD oil.

 

[LikeableMe]

I am randomly thinking about garlic bread, and how toasted it should be

 

[Guyblue82]

I am randomly thinking about garlic bread, and how toasted it should be

Slightly brown and crunchy, but soft and warm center. Though I feel like there is a lot of leeway given it’s just so tasty.

 

[Cyberbella]

Some days I’m okay being like Wonder Woman, but then I think...I bet she even got to fuck Batman from time to time.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Is this the room I'll live my life forever

 

[85Ironman]

The fact that people put legs and arms between closing elevator doors shows a lot of trust to the mechanics that make them.

Two words:

"Lowest bidder"

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Tick tock, tick tock!

 

[Spins]

I really just don't know

 

[TongueLust]

They are becoming testy, I better get it together.

 

[frmtutanota]

She had her drink in her hand, she had her toes in the sand...

What a beautiful girl, ah yeah

 

[MsLead]

Probably only non football fans posting now....

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Some of you don’t masturbate enough, and it shows.

This belongs on a tshirt.

 

[Mr_Underground]

I prefer girls who listen to R&B over Indie and Classic Rock. They seem to ride dick better

 

[TongueLust]

How many drops of blood?

 

[catherinewheel77]

Baby, did you forget to take your meds?

 

[snap16]

Why am I finding so many people think that Lit is Match, it's supposed to be more Tinder.

 

[TongueLust]

Baby, did you forget to take your meds?

Me?

 

[catherinewheel77]

Me?

As if.

I just like to post rando music lyrics.

 

[TongueLust]

As if.

I just like to post rando music lyrics.

I know, but I am a little nutso.

 

[TongueLust]

I don't know who thinks that is kissing... open your fucking mouth. #Bachelor.

 

[LikeableMe]

So happy I don’t have work. Unfortunately, I’m back tomorrow. Boo!

 

[TongueLust]

This motherfucker has more connections than Teco.
Those clever bitches.

 

[TongueLust]

It's a contract...not surprised.🕯