Eurovision Song Contest

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How the fuck can they give more points to Moldova than to Israel???

Austrians are morons...

 

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My God, it's Hugh Grant!

 

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OK, how much has Moldova paid for the votes?

 

[neonlyte]

How the fuck can they give more points to Moldova than to Israel???

Austrians are morons...

But consistent.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Finally some points to Ukraine... but I can't for the life of me understand why they vote for the Moldovians...

 

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Pity points for Sweden. Just when I thought we'd be without.

 

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Yes! Nothing for the idiots, 12 for Israel!

Yay Monaco!

But now we have the Belarus... they're gonna vote for the slavs, ofcourse...

 

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Will you stop voting for Moldova, you idiots! It was a BAD song!


And come on, give some credit to the cute Cypreotian!

 

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Moldova and Norway...

is it Gay Pride Week already?

 

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Finland, I love you! The only country not to waste points on Moldova.

 

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Am I the ONLY ONE in the entire fucking Europe who liked Cyprus???

 

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YES! BULGARIA!!!!!!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

We're watching the final blow to intelligence here. The Europeans are voting for the ugliest artists performing the most terrible songs.

 

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Yes! MALTA!!!! I love you!

God, please take away those boxers...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well, atleast we can ride along a little with the success of Greece, seeing as Helena's a Swede.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

We're watching the final blow to intelligence here. The Europeans are voting for the ugliest artists performing the most terrible songs.

Nobody actually listens to the songs or sees the performances before voting.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Maybe it's pity points for Moldova - for being estethically impaired?

Hurray, finally, Moldova! Now they can't get any points!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Nobody actually listens to the songs or sees the performances before voting.

Weeee! I'm not alone in here!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Why's every country thanking Ukraine for hosting such a nice evening? They make it sound as if they're surprised that Ykuraien could pull off such a thing!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Why's every country thanking Ukraine for hosting such a nice evening? They make it sound as if they're surprised that Ykuraien could pull off such a thing!

It's surprising there even is a Ukraine. Remember there was practically a revolution a few months ago.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

They were saying that on some countries people were complaining that they phoned in to vote for the Netherlands, or something, and the message they got was "Thank you for voting for Moldova".

What a rip off.

 

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This is so exciting. Who will win, who will win...

I don't like theat Pavlo-guy. He's stressing and he's rude.

Proof that you should have professionals, not models, for the job as host/hostess - a point made a few years ago in Sweden by Vendela Kirsebom. (Famous for telling the Swedish people on live TV that she had to go tinkle... )

 

[Svenskaflicka]

They were saying that on some countries people were complaining that they phoned in to vote for the Netherlands, or something, and the message they got was "Thank you for voting for Moldova".

What a rip off.

That explains a lot. Thank you, Lauren Hynde, you've given me back my hope of mankind.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Whow, the president...

What an opportunity for an assassin...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well, that's it. A nice song won, and even though poor Cyprus was unfairly treated, atleast Norway and Moldova didn't win.

Thanks for participating in this thread - the little it was - and goodnight.

This thread can now be declared legally dead.





Until some jackass finds it funny to resurrect it in 18 months...