Euro2004 support thread

[Guest]

It may not be a bad thing that they don't have much to do. For defensive players, having little to do in the back is the best that could happen. Players in your squad will receive points for:

1 - For playing in a game
2 - For playing at least 60 minutes in a game (includes playing points mentioned above)

6 - For each goal scored by your goalkeeper or defenders
5 - For each goal scored by your midfielders
4 - For each goal scored by your forwards
3 - For each goal assist

5 - For your goalkeeper conceding 0 goals and playing at least 60 minutes
4 - For your defenders conceding 0 goals and playing at least 60 minutes
2 - For your midfielders conceding 0 goals and playing at least 60 minutes
5 - For every penalty save

-2 - For every penalty miss
-1 - For every 2 goals conceded by your goalkeeper or defenders
-1 - For every yellow card
-3 - For every red card (includes any yellow card points)

Becks is gonna be a little goldmine for me, then, if we get awarded lots of free kicks, within striking distance, and a couple of penalties.

The likelihood of that happening with a German ref is negligable, though.

Lou

 

[Natural Born Eros]

We still believe, Lou, We still believe.

I'm relying on Goldenballs as well.

 

[SnoopDog]

Marvellous!

A German ref, who is also a dentist. Could a person be any more evil than that?

Lou

P.S. Another Collina fan here.

[DrEvil'sVoice]
Hehe, you're doomed....DOOOOOOOMED
[/DrEvil'sVoice]

Actually he is a pretty good referee but German-French relations are better than German-English relations.

Snoopy

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

To anyone who has Patrick Kluivert in their team... HES NOT GONNA START!!!!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Predictor Game | Home Page | Code to join Literotica League: 1162101@_193185

16 participants!

- Black Tulip
- Boobyprize
- CharleyH
- Cloudy
- Colleen Thomas
- Comp|icity
- CrazyyAngel
- Gauchecritic
- Lauren Hynde
- Liar
- Natural Born Eros
- Nemasis Enforcer
- Neonlyte
- Randi Grail
- SnoopDog
- Tatelou


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Fantasy Football | Home Page | Code to join Literotica League: 28990-6811

11 participants!

- Black Tulip | Tulip's Team
- CharleyH | Cavaliers de Mort
- Cloudy | Cloudy's Team
- English Lady | EL's Eleven!
- Gauchecritic | Leguin
- Lauren Hynde | Comando Suicida
- Liar | Yoohoo
- Natural Born Eros | eros for england
- Nemasis Enforcer | Nemasis' Enforcers
- Neonlyte | neonopolous
- Tatelou | Lou's Lads
- Lauren Hynde | Les Autres



We're STILL waiting for Lewd! Only 18 hours to go!

 

[Black Tulip]

Marvellous!

A German ref, who is also a dentist. Could a person be any more evil than that?

Lou

P.S. Another Collina fan here.

Suddenly I have this image of Sir Laurence Olivier as a dentist.

Need I say more?

(I can't cos I forgot the name of the film. LOL)

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Had to makes changes thanks to seeing likely lineups and injurys

Team -

GK -
Buffon - Italy

Df -
Raul Bravo - Spain
Puyol - Spain
Campbell - England
Nesta - Italy

Mf -
Kallstrom - Sweden
Vieira - France
Gerrard - England
Zidane - France

F -
Rooney - England
Henry - France

Subs - Zuberbuhler (Swiss), Goumas (Greek), Bjelica (Croat), Papadopoulos (Greek)

Not long to go now!!!!

 

[CharleyH]

Had to makes changes thanks to seeing likely lineups and injurys

Team -

GK -
Buffon - Italy

Df -
Raul Bravo - Spain
Puyol - Spain
Campbell - England
Nesta - Italy

Mf -
Kallstrom - Sweden
Vieira - France
Gerrard - England
Zidane - France

F -
Rooney - England
Henry - France

Subs - Zuberbuhler (Swiss), Goumas (Greek), Bjelica (Croat), Papadopoulos (Greek)

Not long to go now!!!!

Well a fan for the English flag sure has a hellovalot of frenchmen on their team.

FRANCE FOREVER

LOGIC: Listen up Lou and the rest of you!

A frenchman can cook and make passionate love, therefore he can play football, and please the crowds.

An Englishman? Can smoke a lot.

 

[CharleyH]

(I can't cos I forgot the name of the film. LOL)

Marathon Man You can say it. That will be the pain caused on England from France, and DEFINATELY Portugal on Greece. Complaining wussies

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Well a fan for the English flag sure has a hellovalot of frenchmen on their team.

FRANCE FOREVER

LOGIC: Listen up Lou and the rest of you!

A frenchman can cook and make passionate love, therefore he can play football, and please the crowds.

An Englishman? Can smoke a lot.

Let me think why I have 3 Frenchies in there... oh yeah there gonna get a load of points for me Zidane - gonna make golas and Henry's gonna score them!!!, Vieira he's gonna be a rock like normal....

England are still gonna win tho

 

[Guest]

The French smell funny. 'Nuff said.

Lou

 

[CharleyH]

The French smell funny. 'Nuff said.

Lou

LOL - they smell like Chateau Briand (sp) something the English, with overcooked pot roasts and over-inflated players can't relate to.

 

[gauchecritic]

Well a fan for the English flag sure has a hellovalot of frenchmen on their team.

FRANCE FOREVER

LOGIC: Listen up Lou and the rest of you!

A frenchman can cook and make passionate love, therefore he can play football, and please the crowds.

An Englishman? Can smoke a lot.

Hmm. Now. Let me see. A Canadian..... erm football. The beautiful game. (the beautiful woman) French players... Barthez, Silvestre, Desailly, Pires, Vieira, Wiltord, Dacourt, Henry, Trezeguet and Saha. English fantasy teams including these players. Hold on... English Premiership teams including these players too. something odd going on here.

Stereotyping for cheap laughs. The only game in town. (Tell that to Mike Myers)

Gauche

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Finally:

The Dude has registered!!!

 

[Guest]

LOL - they smell like Chateau Briand (sp) something the English, with overcooked pot roasts and over-inflated players can't relate to.

Chateau Briand? Oh, is that what the name is for that unmistakable blend of garlic, cheese, snails and B.O.?

And, one other thing: the French don't have proper public toilets, they just have holes in the ground. That makes the smell even worse.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Finally:

The Dude has registered!!!

WHOOP!

Took yer bloody time!

Lou

 

[Guest]

Call me nosey, but I wanna know how come David Beckham is in our Lit League! Come on, own up, what's your Lit persona, David and where can I find some of yer "stories"?

Also, who are Booby Prize and Helloo You?

Lou, AKA "Nosey Parker"

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Lou:
- Helloo You is CrazyyAngel
- Booby Prize is Boobyprize, and David Beckham is Comp|icity, two Brits that Nemasis has lured over from the Personals forum, I think.


Lewd Dude:
'bout fucking time!


Charley:
     Allons enfants de la Patrie
     Allons gaiement vers le destin
     Survivre un peu
     Apprendre un peu
     Sourire un peu
     Aimer un peu
     Souffrir un peu
     Mourir un peu
     Pour rien.

     

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Predictor Game | Home Page | Code to join Literotica League: 1162101@_193185

17 participants!

- Black Tulip (NED)
- Boobyprize (ENG)
- CharleyH (CAN)
- Cloudy (USA)
- Colleen Thomas (USA)
- Comp|icity (ENG)
- CrazyyAngel (GER)
- Gauchecritic (ENG)
- Lauren Hynde (POR)
- Lewd Dude (ENG)
- Liar (SWE)
- Natural Born Eros (ENG)
- Nemasis Enforcer (ENG)
- Neonlyte (POR/ENG)
- Randi Grail (ITA)
- SnoopDog (GER)
- Tatelou (ENG)


***

Fantasy Football | Home Page | Code to join Literotica League: 28990-6811

11 participants!

- Black Tulip | Tulip's Team (NED)
- CharleyH | Cavaliers de Mort (CAN)
- Cloudy | Cloudy's Team (USA)
- English Lady | EL's Eleven! (ENG)
- Gauchecritic | Leguin (ENG)
- Lauren Hynde | Comando Suicida (POR)
- Liar | Yoohoo (SWE)
- Natural Born Eros | eros for england (ENG)
- Nemasis Enforcer | Nemasis' Enforcers (ENG)
- Neonlyte | neonopolous (POR/ENG)
- Tatelou | Lou's Lads (ENG)
- Lauren Hynde | Les Autres



We're STILL waiting for Lewd in the Fantasy Football game! Only 16 hours to go!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hi Lauren.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Hey, stranger.

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Lou:
- Helloo You is CrazyyAngel
- Booby Prize is Boobyprize, and David Beckham is Comp|icity, two Brits that Nemasis has lured over from the Personals forum, I think.


Lewd Dude:
'bout fucking time!


Charley:
     Allons enfants de la Patrie
     Allons gaiement vers le destin
     Survivre un peu
     Apprendre un peu
     Sourire un peu
     Aimer un peu
     Souffrir un peu
     Mourir un peu
     Pour rien.

     

Yep I got them over from the Personals Forum when you complained there wasn't enough people signing up for it... hope you didn't mind

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Yep I got them over from the Personals Forum when you complained there wasn't enough people signing up for it... hope you didn't mind

Mind? Of course not. The more the merrier.

 

[CharleyH]

Hmm. Now. Let me see. A Canadian..... erm football. The beautiful game. (the beautiful woman) French players... Barthez, Silvestre, Desailly, Pires, Vieira, Wiltord, Dacourt, Henry, Trezeguet and Saha. English fantasy teams including these players. Hold on... English Premiership teams including these players too. something odd going on here.

Stereotyping for cheap laughs. The only game in town. (Tell that to Mike Myers)

Gauche

Hey! Goucho, our country is built on English and French. I have a right to be bi- . . . . fottball is still a play with the foot and without all that garbage called gear. French players, oh ya, but hardly as fantastical as a good English Dijon sauce. And LOL - uh I noticed even the die hard Lou picking a frenchman as her lead . . . LOL . . . seems the french are the only head in town, huh. LOL

 

[CharleyH]

Chateau Briand? Oh, is that what the name is for that unmistakable blend of garlic, cheese, snails and B.O.?

And, one other thing: the French don't have proper public toilets, they just have holes in the ground. That makes the smell even worse.

Lou

ROFL - um no honey, you must be English, go drink some of that wine you all make and after you come outta the pub tell me? Did he find the goal?

Perfume was made in France for a reason by the way . . . to cover up the English goal tender evasion.