Esoteric positions - overrated?

[TheWritingGroup]

I will vouch for that. I can also say that trampolines look fascinating the next morning.....when you wonder out loud who could possibly have done such a thing after practicing that innocent look in the mirror....

Please don't actually do that. If you wear stilettos on a trampoline and jump and bounce, you could catch a heel so easily. And literally break your neck. Trampolines are dangerous.

--Annie "Doesn't want to lose ChloeTzang to a trampoline injury"

 

[ChloeTzang]

Please don't actually do that. If you wear stilettos on a trampoline and jump and bounce, you could catch a heel so easily. And literally break your neck. Trampolines are dangerous.

--Annie "Doesn't want to lose ChloeTzang to a trampoline injury"

They are, but I wasn't jumping at all. I was bouncing tho LOL

 

[StillStunned]

I have practiced taekwondo kicks with stilletos. Keeping your balance while kicking is the hardest and staying mobile in heels is really hard, but you wouldn't want to be on the receiving end if they connect.

If you take your shoe off, that takes time, and it's to easy to block and it doesn't have too much force behind it - unless he's asleep of course.

In a bar, you'd just stomp your heel thru his foot, abandon your shoes and run like fuck while screaming that he's a wannabe rapist who drugged your drink....you'rr away and he's never making it outta there and if he does you were in the wrong sort of bar anyhow so you better have backup plans. And your shoes better come off easily too so you can run after the stomp

The scene that has embedded itself in my mind was during sex. Lying in bed, he's on top, she reaches down, takes off her shoe and rams the heel into his temple.

Again, I don't know whether this is an actual memory or just something that my mind formed by itself.

 

[Pavlovsdog6862]

There's only 4 sex positions.

Don't stick your fingers up my nose in the middle of missionary and call it the angry walrus.

LOL

 

[Kumquatqueen]

When I was younger, there was a magazine called More! aimed at late teens/20s women. which always had Position of the Fortnight, with diagrams, instructions, and difficulty and satisfaction ratings.

Obviously after four or five years they were seriously scraping the bottom of the barrel (standing on the stairs, for example), though my housemate claimed she and her boyfriend tried all of them, just for entertainment value.

I rapidly decided that any position with the possibility of falling over was a bad idea.

 

[PennyThompson]

In my experience (average dick, larger woman), PIV while spooning is not possible.

Spoons Position Denialism??

 

[DeMont]

1. Missionary
2. Cowgirl
3. Doggie
4. Standing
5. Spooning
6. The one which I don't know the name of but involves us pendicular, him.lying on his side and pusing down into her and her with a leg over his thigh. My wife and I do this all the time.

I agree with there not being that many and some being ridiculous. I'm interested how many positions there actually are and how many variations. Do real people actually regularly do reverse cowgirl, for example, and does it count seperate from regular?

@TheRedChamber,
Good base list there my dear colleague, I am, however, tempted to add a couple from experience.

I don't know the name of number 6, I am sure there is one since it was a regular occurrence with myself and various partners. Perhaps "Super-spoon"? Another that springs to memory where the lady, lying on her back, pulls her calves up to around her ears thus exposing two possibilities, "Double-Whammy"? The lady reclines on her side and you raise one leg straight up your body (the upper leg of course) then you straddle her lower thigh and drive forward from there (Good for deep penetration) "Oiling The Scissors"? and finally, if there is a finally, beginning with the Reverse Cowgirl then she lies flat back on you, spreads her legs and you hook your ankles over the top of her legs at the most accessible point, the "Flat Cowgirl"?

I have no idea if there are real names for these but they are, without discomfort if you take a little care with your partner, readily accessible positions.
Respectfully, of course,
D.

 

[ElectricBlue]

The scene that has embedded itself in my mind was during sex. Lying in bed, he's on top, she reaches down, takes off her shoe and rams the heel into his temple.

Again, I don't know whether this is an actual memory or just something that my mind formed by itself.

It's a little bit Gone Girl, where the Rosamund Pike character (Amy) brings Neil Patrick Harris (Desi) to a rather unfortunate end.

 

[kreemi_pi]

This thread reminds me of a dirty song i heard...goes a little something like this...

Fuck me sideways, fuck me sideways, fuck me up and down,
Fuck me in the mountains, or fuck me in the town
Fuck me north and south oh yes and fuck me east and west.
Fuck me any way you like, cuz baby you're the best!

Ok not really relevant. Sorry.