Esoteric positions - overrated?

[Levorotatory]

This is just further reinforcing my belief that heels are evil. If they aren't ruining the wearers feet, they are destroying things or being used as weapons.

 

[TheWritingGroup]

I will vouch for that. I can also say that trampolines look fascinating the next morning.....when you wonder out loud who could possibly have done such a thing after practicing that innocent look in the mirror....

Please don't actually do that. If you wear stilettos on a trampoline and jump and bounce, you could catch a heel so easily. And literally break your neck. Trampolines are dangerous.

--Annie "Doesn't want to lose ChloeTzang to a trampoline injury"

 

[ChloeTzang]

Please don't actually do that. If you wear stilettos on a trampoline and jump and bounce, you could catch a heel so easily. And literally break your neck. Trampolines are dangerous.

--Annie "Doesn't want to lose ChloeTzang to a trampoline injury"

They are, but I wasn't jumping at all. I was bouncing tho LOL

 

[StillStunned]

I have practiced taekwondo kicks with stilletos. Keeping your balance while kicking is the hardest and staying mobile in heels is really hard, but you wouldn't want to be on the receiving end if they connect.

If you take your shoe off, that takes time, and it's to easy to block and it doesn't have too much force behind it - unless he's asleep of course.

In a bar, you'd just stomp your heel thru his foot, abandon your shoes and run like fuck while screaming that he's a wannabe rapist who drugged your drink....you'rr away and he's never making it outta there and if he does you were in the wrong sort of bar anyhow so you better have backup plans. And your shoes better come off easily too so you can run after the stomp

The scene that has embedded itself in my mind was during sex. Lying in bed, he's on top, she reaches down, takes off her shoe and rams the heel into his temple.

Again, I don't know whether this is an actual memory or just something that my mind formed by itself.

 

[Pavlovsdog6862]

There's only 4 sex positions.

Don't stick your fingers up my nose in the middle of missionary and call it the angry walrus.

LOL

 

[Kumquatqueen]

When I was younger, there was a magazine called More! aimed at late teens/20s women. which always had Position of the Fortnight, with diagrams, instructions, and difficulty and satisfaction ratings.

Obviously after four or five years they were seriously scraping the bottom of the barrel (standing on the stairs, for example), though my housemate claimed she and her boyfriend tried all of them, just for entertainment value.

I rapidly decided that any position with the possibility of falling over was a bad idea.

 

[PennyThompson]

In my experience (average dick, larger woman), PIV while spooning is not possible.

Spoons Position Denialism??