The major political parties have picked their candidates and the consensus is that they are oh, so boring. Can this be the best America has to offer? Nah, the good guys just don’t wanna subject themselves and their families to the now normal vilification of a campaign. Or maybe the pay isn’t good enough, in any event it’s now our turn to put together a ticket.
This will be the Erotica Party Ticket. Already this sounds better then anything the Democrats or Republicans have on their platforms.
So if you could pick anyone you wanted, to be our party’s nominee for President of the United States, who would it be?
If you so desire you may throw in a V.P. as well.
The rules are few and simple, similar to my thought process.
1. Nominee has to reside in the U.S.
2. Nominee has to be living, unless it’s a cartoon character.
3. If the nominee is white his first name cannot be Jesse.
4. If the nominee is over 90 years old his first name cannot be Strom.
5. Extra points if your nominee is a woman.
If you feel an over-whelming urge to explain your nomination, feel free. The reasons need not make much sense…similar to the major party candidates.
My nominee is: Mario Cumo
He’s intelligent. He’s got big testicles. He’s a great orator. He’s Italian, who’s gonna mess with us when we have an Italian President?
This will be the Erotica Party Ticket. Already this sounds better then anything the Democrats or Republicans have on their platforms.
So if you could pick anyone you wanted, to be our party’s nominee for President of the United States, who would it be?
If you so desire you may throw in a V.P. as well.
The rules are few and simple, similar to my thought process.
1. Nominee has to reside in the U.S.
2. Nominee has to be living, unless it’s a cartoon character.
3. If the nominee is white his first name cannot be Jesse.
4. If the nominee is over 90 years old his first name cannot be Strom.
5. Extra points if your nominee is a woman.
If you feel an over-whelming urge to explain your nomination, feel free. The reasons need not make much sense…similar to the major party candidates.
My nominee is: Mario Cumo
He’s intelligent. He’s got big testicles. He’s a great orator. He’s Italian, who’s gonna mess with us when we have an Italian President?
