Erotic Caption Challenge

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With a General Election due this May, Britain is now faced with choosing one of these fine gentlemen as the next leader of the country.


http://www.blink.org.uk/aimages/michael_howard150.jpg

Michael Howard - leader of the Conservative Party. A Jewish immigrant who grew up in Wales, he was once described as having "something of the night" about him by a female colleague.


http://waroffice.us/images/teams/blair.jpg

Tony Blair - current Prime Minister. An avid church-goer, who has disappointed the electorate by providing them with no sexual scandals so far.

http://www.dalerhodes.co.uk/gfx/charles_kennedy.jpg

Charles Kennedy - leader of the Liberal Democrat party. Something of a non-entity, who's better known for his alleged drinking problems than his actual policies.



As people with proven success in the field of erotica, I challenge you, the writers, to come up with your own smutty captions for these pictures. They can be submitted in the form of headlines, quotes and even brief descriptions of what may or may not be going on in the pictures.

Please make the most of this opportunity, because I guarantee that all future British political threads are likely to be dull as ditchwater. Let's just hope that it doesn't go on for months and months like the American campaign...
 
Michael Howard: "How you doin'?"

Tony Bliar: "Guess what I did with my fingers on George."

Chucky: "I look good in this Imperial Yellow."
 
Michael - "Have you ever had your brown-eye licked by a fat man in a trenchcoat?"
Tony - "And then I'd twist them, like this, running my knuckles over your g-spot..."
Charles - "Just let this sexy beast slip into something a little more comfortable and I'll be ready to go all night..."
 
Just felt two of those pictures could be combined. :D

C'mon Tories!

The Earl
 
LOL! at everyone! I especially liked the juxtaposition of the two images, Earl :nana:

OK, my turn....

http://www.blink.org.uk/aimages/michael_howard150.jpg

Try a bit more lube and you might be able to get a fourth finger in...

http://waroffice.us/images/teams/blair.jpg

As the people of Great Britain know, I do my utmost to be honest with them at all
times, and I’m willing to confess that the only weapon of mass destruction that has ever been in Iraq was about this long (after surgery, of course) – and never left my pants the whole time I was there.



http://www.dalerhodes.co.uk/gfx/charles_kennedy.jpg
File your teeth down first, Mr Howard, and then we might discuss the blowjob deal...
 
Michael Howard - "I have the Fava beans and the Chainti -what u got?"


Tony Blair - "Well, I just slipped them right in and twirled them about, and, you know, that's when Peter taught me all about the Third Way"


Charles Kennedy - "Get the shirt out for the boys, for the boys. Get the shiiirt out for the boyyyyyssssa!"
 
LMAO!!! Excellent captions!


(And yet, I'm seriously horrified at the same time. Ewwwww.)
 
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