Entertain Me

[Worm]

I'm staying in tonight and drinking. Today starts my vacation so entertain me damnit!!!

 

[peachykeen]

oh yeah. what an invitation.

 

[Worm]

I want to see EE fight with Hanns; Nora Ruby and Eu doing some lesbian stuff; ppman and redwave arguing with busybody about politics; ummm in the Calypso Cafe I want to see some stripping ahhh ok thats it for now.

 

[Dietrich K.]

I'm entertained by peachy's av.

 

[Worm]

Whats the tatoo of if you don't mind me asking?

 

[*Eve*]

I can put my leg behind my head, is that entertaining?

 

[hogjack]

Ready

I can make a caricature of you using only Cheetos, Doritos and some white glue.

You'll have to sit very still for 15 minutes though.

 

[Worm]

I can put my leg behind my head, is that entertaining?

At this point I'll take what I can get....

 

[Worm]

Re: Ready

I can make a caricature of you using only Cheetos, Doritos and some white glue.

You'll have to sit very still for 15 minutes though.

Throw in some bugles and you have a deal.

 

[Guest]

I'm as drunk as skunk, yet not naked yet!

 

[Nora]

I want to see EE fight with Hanns; Nora Ruby and Eu doing some lesbian stuff; ppman and redwave arguing with busybody about politics; ummm in the Calypso Cafe I want to see some stripping ahhh ok thats it for now.

Sorry sweetypie. Eumenides and Ruby are on holiday and left me here all alone.

And I'm stuck at work for another 2 hours!

 

[Worm]

Sorry sweetypie. Eumenides and Ruby are on holiday and left me here all alone.

And I'm stuck at work for another 2 hours!

Ahh there goes my weekend. I've been silently stalking you three

 

[Nora]

Ahh there goes my weekend. I've been silently stalking you three

I feel your pain. I'm lost without them. Really. Does this mean I get your undivided attention, or are you holding out for the trio?

 

[bknight2602]

If you are going on vacation shouldn't you be entertaining us?

 

[Worm]

I feel your pain. I'm lost without them. Really. Does this mean I get your undivided attention, or are you holding out for the trio?

Anything for you

 

[Nora]

Anything for you

ANYTHING??

 

[Worm]

Si Senorita

 

[Nora]

Si Senorita

Since I'm stuck here at work...you know...alllllll alone here in this big, scary, empty building...

well, no..it would be too much to ask. Nevermind.

*flutters lashes coyly*

 

[Worm]

Well hmm......

 

[Nora]

So I guess bringing me some dinner's out of the question, eh?

 

[Worm]

I can bring you a pizza !!!!

Worm *Rings door bell*
Nora "Come in"
Worm *Walks in*
Nora "is there sausage on that pizza"
--Insert Cheesey 80s disco porn music here--

 

[Nora]

I can bring you a pizza !!!!

Worm *Rings door bell*
Nora "Come in"
Worm *Walks in*
Nora "is there sausage on that pizza"
--Insert Cheesey 80s disco porn music here--

OMG toooooo funny!

Nora: (stiltedly) Oh no! Not there! That's my boss's desk! I'll get in trubble!
Worm: Oh yeah, baby! Now I'm the boss!
Nora: *simpers and giggles*

--insert *wakka wakka* lame guitar solo from cheesy porn music here--

 

[Worm]

OMG toooooo funny!

Nora: (stiltedly) Oh no! Not there! That's my boss's desk! I'll get in trubble!
Worm: Oh yeah, baby! Now I'm the boss!
Nora: *simpers and giggles*

--insert *wakka wakka* lame guitar solo from cheesy porn music here--

LOL

Worm: *Bends Nora over the desk*
Worm: "So now about that christmas bonus you asked for"

 

[Nora]

hahahahahha!! Nooooo! that's too cheesy even for lame 80's porn!!! lol!

 

[Worm]

I dunno I've seen some cheesey ones