Endless_Night
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Turns out, Five-Headed Shark Attack has both a four-headed and five-headed shark. Ta-da!< Two-Headed Shark Attack and Six-Headed Shark Attack.
I mean . . . what happened to three, four, and five?
Naturally I went on the hunt. Seems there is a Three-Headed and a Five-Headed, just not streaming. Wherefore Four? Where?! There is no Four! >
Turns out when the four-headed shark is killed, it immediately mutates. Its tail mutates into a fifth head. *nods seriously*
That is why there is no Four-headed Shark Attack movie. How do I know this? Because I just tracked down and viewed Five-Headed Shark Attack, natch.
It is a truly terrible movie.
One of the great mysteries of the decade solved.
