Endless Ends

[Endless_Night]

Part of me being a horse? Well that's quite generous I will say.

Errr....

Ummm....

I feel this is wandering into dangerous territory.

 

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Errr....

Ummm....

I feel this is wandering into dangerous territory.

Bwahahaha I know I'm a scoundrel. I think that's also a Sagittarius thing. Maybe? I dunno. I'm guessing yes though. ;p

 

[Endless_Night]

Bwahahaha I know I'm a scoundrel. I think that's also a Sagittarius thing. Maybe? I dunno. I'm guessing yes though. ;p

You scoundrel, you!!






It suits you.

 

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You scoundrel, you!!






It suits you.

I'm very glad you approve.

 

[Endless_Night]

Bwahahaha I know I'm a scoundrel. I think that's also a Sagittarius thing. Maybe? I dunno. I'm guessing yes though. ;p

So, Sagittariuses (Sagittari?) are scoundrels.

(I think that's fair. )


What are Capricorns?


Dang it! Now I have to google the plural of Sagittarius!

 

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So, Sagittariuses (Sagittari?) are scoundrels.

(I think that's fair. )


What are Capricorns?


Dang it! Now I have to google the plural of Sagittarius!

Ohhhh good question. I'd probably just say "people that are Sagittarius."

 

[Endless_Night]

Britanica says Sagittariuses!


For those that were wondering.

 

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Britanica says Sagittariuses!


For those that were wondering.

Mystery solved! Great work everybody.

 

[Endless_Night]

We need matching deerstalkers.

 

[Endless_Night]

I am so reading this puppy!

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1522383156i/39682023.jpg

 

[Endless_Night]

Looking a little further into the above, it turns out to be a steampunk, paranormal romance! An Austen-esque comedy of manners, if you will.

(If Austen had written in Victorian rather than late Georgian.)

As circumstance would have it, my to-be-read pile is unusually tall. It practically teeters.

However.

I think How to Marry a Werewolf just jumped the line.


I Have Questions, Like:

-will there be cryptid/human copulation?
-are we talking decent werewolf erotica?
-does this herald lupine erotica is going mainstream?
-do I really want the answer to any of these answers to be Yes?

My curiosity is aroused, alas.

Dang it.

 

[investor2020]

There is more here than meets the eye . . .

Gail Carriger writes comedies of manners mixed with paranormal romance (and the sexy San Andreas Shifter series as G L Carriger). Her books include the Parasol Protectorate and the Finishing School series. She is published in many languages and has over a dozen NYT bestsellers. She was once an archaeologist and is fond of shoes, octopuses, and tea. Join the Chirrup for sneak peaks of upcoming giggles: http://gailcarriger.com/chirrup

San Andreas Shifters Series​

Contemporary Gay Urban Fantasy Series​

A gay Alpha werewolf moves his pack and his merman boyfriend to San Francisco. Throw in an accidental mage, a killer kitsune drag queen, the kelpie in charge of the DMV, and a dratsie barista and these misfits might just become family. High heat romps guaranteed to make you smile.

But before you jump into marriage, you might want to ease into the relationship . . .

10 Tips for Dating a Werewolf

Are you tired of dating boring, normal humans? Do you crave a little extra spice in your love life? Look no further than the werewolf! Dating a werewolf is like having a pet dog, but with the added bonus of wild, unpredictable behavior and occasional bursts of uncontrollable rage. Here are the top 10 tips for dating a werewolf (good luck, you’ll need it):

1. Always carry a bag of dog treats. Werewolves love to eat, and you don’t want to end up on the menu.
2. Be prepared for sudden mood swings. One minute, your werewolf partner might be sweet and cuddly, and the next, they might be growling and trying to rip your throat out. Just roll with it.

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1. Invest in a good pair of steel-toed boots. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.
2. If your werewolf partner starts to shed, invest in a good vacuum cleaner. You don’t want to end up with a house full of fur.
3. Keep silver objects away from your werewolf partner. Silver can cause allergic reactions, and you don’t want to accidentally kill them.
4. Make sure your house is well-stocked with raw meat. Werewolves have a high-protein diet and can eat up to three times their body weight in meat per day. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
5. Be prepared for some serious snuggling. Werewolves are known for their warm, fuzzy fur and love to cuddle. Just be prepared for the occasional growl or snarl.
6. Don’t be surprised if your werewolf partner disappears during a full moon. It’s not you, it’s just their natural instinct to transform and run wild in the woods. Just make sure you have a good book or Netflix binge to keep you occupied.
7. Be prepared for some serious jealousy. Werewolves are territorial creatures and don’t like to share. Make sure you’re not getting too friendly with the mailman, or you might end up with a missing limb.
8. Invest in a good set of earplugs. Werewolves are notoriously loud and can howl for hours on end. Just be glad you don’t live in a neighborhood full of them.

In conclusion, dating a werewolf can be a wild, exciting, and terrifying experience. Just remember to keep your wits about you, invest in a good set of earplugs, and never forget the dog treats.
Good luck, brave werewolf daters!
You’re going to need it.

 

[Endless_Night]

There is more here than meets the eye . . .

I fear I may be influencing your reading choices.

 

[Endless_Night]

San Andreas Shifters Series​

Contemporary Gay Urban Fantasy Series​

A gay Alpha werewolf moves his pack and his merman boyfriend to San Francisco. Throw in an accidental mage, a killer kitsune drag queen, the kelpie in charge of the DMV, and a dratsie barista and these misfits might just become family. High heat romps guaranteed to make you smile.

Wow.....

So many questions.

-How does a werewolf "date" a merman?
-Accidental mage?
-Kitusnes have nine tails?
-I had to look up drastie.

She's also on a list for groundbreaking authors in the urban fantasy genre!

I really am going to have to read a couple of her books.

 

[Endless_Night]

There is a portion of my property uncleared. Several years back, before my time, a storm took out a couple of trees and made the walk through impassable. As it's waaaay in the back and difficult to reach, it hasn't been a priority.

Today, I start clearing.

With a small chainsaw....


I feel like I should chronicle this experience.

I find it so annoying that there are just things I am not good at. I feel like I should be able to do anything!


*heads forth into the wilderness*

Otherwise known as the back two acres.

 

[investor2020]

^^^
My mind is going into overload . . . I'm not sure which image is appropriate here . . .

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[Endless_Night]

I'm back.

With no damage.




Also nothing cleared. The sheetrock dude came early and curtailed my chainsawing attempt.

 

[Endless_Night]

^^^
My mind is going into overload . . . I'm not sure which image is appropriate here . . .

https://mh-2-stockagency.panthermedia.net/media/media_detail/0011000000/11823000/11823545_detail.jpg or https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ff/3f/53/ff3f5354994c3cbb392b8ec4a7db246e.jpg

Alas, no.

Now if you can find a pic where she can barely pick the thing up and needs a manual to turn it on....

 

[investor2020]

Not able to find such yet, but found the next best thing . . . a confidence booster:

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[Endless_Night]

Not able to find such yet, but found the next best thing . . . a confidence booster:

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Link?

I am so buying.

If I can find it in a color that suits my skin tone, of course.

 

[Endless_Night]

I just want to go on record that I am having the most awkward day.

Tomorrow for the reboot.

"Sleep, Sleep, wherefore art thou, Sleep?"


That's how that quote goes, right?

 

[investor2020]

Ask, and you shall receive . . .

https://www.amazon.com/Arborist-Gif...tomizationToken=MC_Assembly_1#B078RZCQZR&th=1

or

https://www.amazon.com/-/zh_TW/dp/B07W86674N

 

[Endless_Night]

Ask, and you shall receive . . .

https://www.amazon.com/Arborist-Gifts-Underestimate-Chainsaw-Sweatshirt/dp/B08Q9LMCYB?customId=B078RZCQZR&customizationToken=MC_Assembly_1#B078RZCQZR&th=1

This is perfect! And the Navy Blue would look great.

Perfect timing, too. I've just been hit up for a couple of secret santa gift lists requests under $50.

One way or the other, it's mine.

 

[Endless_Night]

Tractor Tales 2

Last year, I was ah-mazed at seeing someone drive their tractor down a four lane road through the center of town. Destination, liquor store.

This weekend, I had to make a dash to the local lumber yard. Parked out front was a bright, shiny, orange tractor. Stock, I presumed, set out to tempt the retail hordes.

I hopped out of the car and was headed to the doors when a small bark caught my attention. A lost pup? The parking lot was close to a freeway….

I started looking. No loose pup.

Eventually the barking led me to - you guessed it, The Tractor.

On the - darest I say passenger side? - of the floorboard, lounged a small chihuahua in a pup bed. It biffed again, and stared, one lip curled disdainfully in that specific chihuahua way.

…………...

Okey dokey.

As I wrapped up my purchases the tractor owner ambled out to the parking. He climbed in and drove towards the little lumber warehouse.

To pick up lumber, presumably.

In his tractor.

With his chihuahua riding shotgun.


Now, I realize for some, this is unremarkable.

For me, this is a Braaaaaave New World.

 

[Endless_Night]

A Superfluity of Nuns.


In case there happen to be any other lovers of offbeat collective nouns hanging about.