Endless Ends

[Endless_Night]

No, really.

 

[Endless_Night]

I go back and forth on this. Let's say a guy has fucked 40.5 women. That could be a number of things. Like, maybe that's 41 women with just a tiny portion of their fingers chopped off. <the rest clipped for my sanity's safe>

For someone who doesn't watch horror that was disturbingly descriptive.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

For someone who doesn't watch horror that was . . . disturbingly descriptive.

I think you can guess who I had this conversation with. It was ridiculous and macabre and hilarious.

There were graphs

 

[Endless_Night]

I think you can guess who I had this conversation with. It was ridiculous and macabre and hilarious.

There were graphs

Ohhhhhhhh. I was wondering what prompted this heart filled, and incredibly descriptive outpouring.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Ohhhhhhhh. I was wondering what prompted this heart filled, and incredibly descriptive outpouring.

I think you can fairly assume that if your favorite, quiet threads have been cocked up or derailed in the last few weeks, I played a significant role. Sorry?

If you come back to Cock Talk, I will refrain from graphic discussions and showing skin

 

[Endless_Night]

I think you can fairly assume that if your favorite, quiet threads have been cocked up or derailed in the last few weeks, I played a significant role. Sorry?

You told him we were discussing horror films? *blinks*

That seems a curious conversation for two people that don't watch horror.

If you come back to Cock Talk, I will refrain from graphic discussions and showing skin

Eh. I will be back eventually. It's just too chaotic for me at the moment.

But I think @hotwords229_A is enjoying all the physique attention.

I like my people to be happy.

 

[Endless_Night]

*new word alert*

I couldn't remember how to spell physique and accidentally stumble on physic, an archaic word for medicinal substance or remedy.

Actually . . . .

I think I know that one.

Still counting it.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

You told him we were discussing horror films? *blinks*

That seems a curious conversation for two people that don't watch horror.

Nah, he just has a sixth sense for when anyone is talking about bizarre shit. But I put the comment into the Lit-verse. Like saying Candyman three times into the mirror

Ridiculous is like a siren song to @Lord Pmann

Eh. I will be back eventually. It's just too chaotic for me at the moment.

I may be questioning why you are friends with me

But I think @hotwords229_A is enjoying all the physique attention.

I like my people to be happy.

Awww, you are a sweetheart, Enny. You are missed though

 

[Endless_Night]

Like saying Candyman three times into the mirror

Look at you, quoting slasher flicks!

I may be questioning why you are friends with me

No, it's all fine!

I'm just a little burnt out from some personal stuff. It lowers my peopleability* quotient.

*That's a word, right?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Look at you, quoting slasher flicks!


No, it's all fine!

I'm just a little burnt out from some personal stuff. It lowers my peopleability* quotient.

*That's a word, right?

I can relate and it really should be a word. I spent half my night coming up with fictitious excuses to stop peopling early

 

[hotoldrguy]

Old horror! Classic horror! Black and white stuff and Hammer films!

Muscles is the slasher flick aficionado.


So, so, so, so not clicking that.

No worries it is Enny safe

 

[hotwords229_A]

if your favorite, quiet threads have been cocked up

This was about me, I think!

 

[Lord Pmann]

For someone who doesn't watch horror that was disturbingly descriptive.

I watch tons of horror. Just not cheesy, campy horror. Although, in my pursuit of good horror movies, I have seen a bunch of shitty ones.

I like movies that even sound like a horror movie. Like a whore movie.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Pmann's Body Count (BC) Descriptors For Men

BC > 100: likely a rockstar or supremely wealthy

99 > BC > 20: very confident, capable and charming or just a man whore

20 > BC > 1: definitely the vast majority of the male population

0 = BC: young, celibate or is a coder in a hoodie in cellar/basement

1 > BC > 0: they will make a Netflix series about this one. Stay away, ladies.

You have not factored for a body count equal to 100.

*adjusts hoodie and looks out of my window*

 

[Lord Pmann]

You have not factored for a body count equal to 100.

*adjusts hoodie and looks out of my window*

My presumption is that someone who is at 99 always celebrates their success with a threesome, so the jump is discrete from 99 to 101.

For that reason, there is no need for 100.

 

[EyesOnHers]

My presumption is that someone who is at 99 always celebrates their success with a threesome, so the jump is discrete from 99 to 101.

For that reason, there is no need for 100.

*listens to your excuse for shoddy work, marks as an F*

 

[hotoldrguy]

Pmann's Body Count (BC) Descriptors For Men

BC > 100: likely a rockstar or supremely wealthy

99 > BC > 20: very confident, capable and charming or just a man whore

20 > BC > 1: definitely the vast majority of the male population

0 = BC: young, celibate or is a coder in a hoodie in cellar/basement

1 > BC > 0: they will make a Netflix series about this one. Stay away, ladies.

 

[Endless_Night]

This was about me, I think!

I watch tons of horror. Just not cheesy, campy horror.

This was directed towards you, @hotwords229_A.

 

[hotwords229_A]

This was directed towards you, @hotwords229_A.

Which of us watched Feet Of Horror?

At least I watched Camp Bigfoot for the breasts!

 

[Endless_Night]

Which of us watched Feet Of Horror?

This was research!!

The continuous pursuit of finding an actual movie of a home grown Creature Feature.

The research is going pooooooorly. America has no creatures? Why?

At least I watched Camp Bigfoot for the breasts!

I'm not sure sexually gratuitous camp beats research camp.

Nope.

 

[hotwords229_A]

This was research!!

The continuous pursuit of finding an actual movie of a home grown Creature Feature.

The research is going pooooooorly. America has no creatures? Why?


I'm not sure sexually gratuitous camp beats research camp.

Nope.

I have a calendar that shows an American Mythological Creature in a state park and gives a blurb about them each month.

We have plenty!

 

[Endless_Night]

I have a calendar that shows an American Mythological Creature in a state park and gives a blurb about them each month.

We have plenty!

But no classic horror. Or even good horror. And certainly nothing with that lovely gothic-y sexual undertone.

*cries*

I need to live vicariously.

 

[hotwords229_A]

But no classic horror. Or even good horror. And certainly nothing with that lovely gothic-y sexual undertone.

*cries*

I need to live vicariously.

Maybe this could be that book you never said you wanted to write.

An entire series on American Horror Creatures. Make those stories and then there will be!!!

 

[EyesOnHers]

But no classic horror. Or even good horror. And certainly nothing with that lovely gothic-y sexual undertone.

*cries*

I need to live vicariously.

I feel this.
Older atmospheric creature feature movies really worked for me.
But I don't know if the fact they were aged at my time of watching made them feel atmospheric i.e. American Werewolf, Razorback

Now most of the creature features seem to be fast paced shocks.
That said I did enjoy more recent ones like The Shallows and Crawl.
But know gore is not your thing, Enny, so can see how this would fall short for you.

 

[hotwords229_A]

That said I did enjoy more recent ones like The Shallows and Crawl.

I enjoyed both of these as well.
The Shallows for the bikini and Crawl because it was cool.
Generally, I’m not enjoying more recent horror.
American Werewolf is awesome!!!