End Banana Opression NOW!

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Imagine, just for a moment, that you are a banana, sitting in a tree, minding your own business, hanging with the bunch and maybe making comments about the palm tree's big hairy nuts, and then some bastard comes along and plucks you.

Destined for the supermarket to be bought, skinned alive and eaten? Oh no, a worse fate is in store for you.

You are taken away, made to wear silly shoes and gloves and drilled in an inane, repetative dance step. And to add injury to insult, they are made to wear a fake smile so others will think you are enjoying it.

THIS PRACTICE IS CRUEL AND MUST END NOW!

We, at Banana Recovery And Treatment need your help to stamp out this barbaric practice.

WHAT YOU CAN DO:

1) Refuse to have anything to do with dancing bananas.

2) Report any one offering you a dancing banana to a moderator immediatly - your complaint will be dealt with in the strictest confidence.

3) Discourage the use of dancing Banana's in posts by pointing out to the poster that this is a cruel and unnecessary treament.

Your co-operation is appreciated.

Thank you.

******Help a Banana return to the Wild ******

 

[Jim_Henson]

"These are the cries of the carrots.... you see Reverend Maynard..."

 

[REDWAVE]

Dancing bananas of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your peels.

 

[bluespoke]

Well, as we say in the UK in a slightly different context, .............


munch my bunch for lunch!

 

[Jim_Henson]

Or maybe Cows with Guns....

 

[perks]

my bananas usually thank me

 

[bluespoke]

my bananas usually thank me

Your bananas have reason to!

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

my bananas usually thank me

No doubt out of FEAR of retribution!

Is that a banana in your AV by any chance?

 

[perks]

No doubt out of FEAR of retribution!

Is that a banana in your AV by any chance?

but of course, sugah. They don't call me the banana tart for nothing.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

but of course, sugah. They don't call me the banana tart for nothing.

Ah ha! So that's what happens to bananas that refuse to dance! No wonder they thank you, you.... you... opressor of bananas!

 

[LordMagicMan]

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The cruelty!

The lack of humanity!

You torurers of defenseless fruit,

DANCING BANANAS = SLAVERY

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

<Snip! The chains of banana bondage fall away>

Ha! Go Bananas! Run! You are now free!

 

[red_rose]

I would just like to say that nanners are yummy.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

I would <released> just like <freed> to say <rehabilitated> that nanners <moved to a safe house> are yummy.

Then EAT THEM don't make them DANCE!

 

[Ladybird]

Yeah........ but some nana's have an attitude problem.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

See, now that's what happens when a banana is made to dance too long!

Avoid this tradgedy - Free Bananas now!

No, Not 'Free' as in costing nothing; the other kind of free.

 

[Coolville]

my opinion of the banana

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

"This is Derek.

He had been forced to dance besides pictures of naked women. For months, he could only dance and look at the pictures of provocative women doing sexually arousing things to themselves and with other people.

He was rescued with the hope of returning him to the wild. Depite intensive therapy, we were too late. He was damaged beyond repair. Now he is cared for in an institution for mentally ill bananas.

He requires constant supervision. Just last week he escaped and made a bid for freedom. He was found, lost and confused, in a supermarket, exposing himself to blue rinsed old ladies and asking them if they would like to see his banana dance.

For Derek, it is too late. But with swifter action we can help save countless bananas from this humiliating and degrading slavery.

Please help when you can.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

*BUMP*

(Well it's a serious issue, okay?)

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Bump

 

[dragonhearted]

....what he said

:nanas:

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MY bananas are happy to dance their sexy peels off for me!

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Re: ....what he said

<Released from captivity>
MY bananas are happy to dance their sexy peels off for me!

Thanks for bringing those bananas to me so I could set them free.

 

[crystalizedjoy]

egads, the horrible oppresion! FREE NANAS!

end the slavery!

[/torture-nana]

 

[A Kilted Rogue]

Alright, everyone, they've rested long enough...