Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

[Bamagan]

Ay ay ay. What a Monday. I need a good dose of this thread. That or bourbon. Anybody have puppy videos or flower pictures to post?

https://media.tenor.com/0zO9oD9c9bkAAAAM/funny-animals-ive-had-enough.gif
Bit of both?

 

[EmilyMiller]

I think I need this thread myself today.

Em

 

[Bamagan]

Monday Blues all around, eh?

https://media.istockphoto.com/id/177285089/photo/drunk-dog.jpg?s=170667a&w=0&k=20&c=-P8GhUEg0yAZfaV6RhyS_QoC0OsyRGXIBVPaEJo1BHI=

 

[EmilyMiller]

Monday Blues all around, eh?

https://media.istockphoto.com/id/177285089/photo/drunk-dog.jpg?s=170667a&w=0&k=20&c=-P8GhUEg0yAZfaV6RhyS_QoC0OsyRGXIBVPaEJo1BHI=

Yeah - something like that .

Em

 

[Bamagan]

Some days are better spent in a pillow fort.

https://i.redd.it/c94jqvrgj9671.jpg

 

[MillieDynamite]

Cat is calling to her toys and Donnie, walking around them, lecturing them. This happens at least once a day. She piles all her stuffed toys up around Donnie and then gives them their daily instructions. It sounds quite mournful, but it isn't. She's just being a momma cat.

 

[Mastered_again]

Was a good weekend, from opposite perspectives.
Saturday was stove cleaning, the good part being it's done.
Sunday was a local International Blues Competition. Winners move on to Memphis. 5 hrs of great music.
And I refuse to castigate myself for not writing.
Today the weather is absolutely open all the windows gorgeous weather

 

[Bamagan]

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/a_halloween_carol.png
From xkcd

 

[TxRad]

We're closing in on Toesday. Wiggle them if ya got them.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Ay ay ay. What a Monday. I need a good dose of this thread. That or bourbon. Anybody have puppy videos or flower pictures to post?

Check out, "Flying Squirrel who faked his own death." I couldn't get it to download, but you can google it. It's pretty funny and makes you wonder how smart they are.

 

[onehitwanda]

I give you: Crowboarding.

 

[Strixaluco]

I give you: Crowboarding.

They are clever animals. River otters (at least the species we have here) do it too - and in addition to snow, they slide down brooks.

 

[AchtungNight]

Cat person represent!

 

[Rustyoznail]

Check out, "Flying Squirrel who faked his own death." I couldn't get it to download, but you can google it. It's pretty funny and makes you wonder how smart they are.

Here you go.

https://fb.watch/nrEry-m2fK/

 

[Bamagan]

For the bird people out there:
an improv of trying to escape threads that get too tetchy:
https://media.tenor.com/vnnRWgB9c6wAAAAC/parrot-boom.gif

 

[EmilyMiller]

It’s a sunny fall day and I’m not going to let the bastards grind me down today .

Em

 

[Bamagan]

It’s a sunny fall day and I’m not going to let the bastards grind me down today .

Em

A miller objecting to grinding. Ironic.

 

[SimonDoom]

For the bird people out there:
an improv of trying to escape threads that get too tetchy:
https://media.tenor.com/vnnRWgB9c6wAAAAC/parrot-boom.gif

Thinking about birds as the dinosaurs who survived the meteor crash makes me happy for some reason.

 

[EmilyMiller]

A miller objecting to grinding. Ironic.

That’s too funny .

Em

 

[MrPixel]

A miller objecting to grinding. Ironic.

Yeah. I was trying hard to find word play in "mortar and pestle", but I must be having an off morning. "Mortar She Wrote?", maybe?

 

[Bamagan]

Yeah. I was trying hard to find word play in "mortar and pestle", but I must be having an off morning. "Mortar She Wrote?", maybe?

She's a witch posing as a pharmacist. He's a duck disguised as a man. They fight crime!
(I actually kind of want to write this.)

 

[EmilyMiller]

She's a witch posing as a pharmacist. He's a duck disguised as a man. They fight crime!
(I actually kind of want to write this.)

And I think I write whacky shit

Em

 

[TxRad]

If the duck lays eggs, does it have to go in the lesbian category?

 

[onehitwanda]

For the bird people out there:
an improv of trying to escape threads that get too tetchy:
https://media.tenor.com/vnnRWgB9c6wAAAAC/parrot-boom.gif

this gif is crying out for little cartoon arms.

 

[Bamagan]

If the duck lays eggs, does it have to go in the lesbian category?

Good question! Since drake is the 'technical' term for a male duck, an actual duck (female) disguised as a man (gender and/or species) might fit better in the Transgender & Crossdresser category.