Embarrassing!!

[*Eve*]

I know this thread has been visited over and over again but it still never loses it's fun. Okay, spill it. What's the most embarrasing thing that has happened to you recently.

Ok, I was sitting with my boyfriend and his friends at wedding reception. Everyone at the table was already cracking on the music being played. Well an N'Sync song came on and I said "OH I love this song!" Everyone at the table stopped in the middle of the conversation to stare at me as if I had grown a second head. To play it off I said, "oops did I say that out loud?" Everyone laughed at that but at the time I felt 2 in. tall. Now that I think about it, it was kind of funny.

 

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[Savage Kitten]

last nite

while enthusiastically going 'down' a this guy i... *groans* upchucked.. on him.... i apologised.. he apologised.. i told him it was really ok.. cept for the fact the strawberries didn't taste as good coming up as they were going down hehe

what happened then? well.. i washed out my mouth.. and then continued! hehe gawd i was embarrassed but, (!!!!) You can't keep a good kitty down!! hehehe

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Vlad]

My 4 yr old niece often talks me into taking her shopping, I'm an easy mark--we were in a very crowded Toys-R-Us, she tripped and fell, I bent over to pick her up and cut a 120 decibel fart! She, and every one near us started laughing, that was bad enough, but she also told her mother, my mother, my father, her father, and my best girl. They all got a big kick out of it and my niece calls me "fart" almost every time she sees me!

I have yet to live it down-

Vlad

 

[Gingersnap]

I was at work and got a complaint phone call from a pyscho insurance person about "a D R G catorgory". She was so nasty I started barking like a dog and growling into the phone. I hung up and was having myself a good laugh when I realized the surgeons I work for had been in the room and were all staring at the back of my head....

 

[Dreamer1]

She was so nasty I started barking like a dog and growling into the phone...

I thought you said you were feeling better?

 

[Expertise]

We have "shootout" at the end of each of our hockey practices.

This involves the players going in one at a time and attempting to score on the goaltender. If you do not score you are eliminated. The process then repeats until there is only one "shooter" remaining. That shooter and the goaltenders do not have to skate "lines".

The coaches participate in this and are as a rule never the winner. Last Friday morning I won. In a spoof of celebration I "rode" my stick. This involves reversing it so the blade is pointing backwards between your legs providing a base, placing most of your weight on the shaft and gripping the top. You then "ride" the stick like a witches broom.

I got a little too vigorous in my celebration and the damn thing snapped in two with a tremendous BANG. Not only did I have to suffer the embarassment of landing on my ass in the middle of the ice and the laughter of my players .... but the damn stick cost me $140.00

Fuck

 

[Juliangel]

I got a little too vigorous in my celebration and the damn thing snapped in two with a tremendous BANG. Not only did I have to suffer the embarassment of landing on my ass in the middle of the ice and the laughter of my players .... but the damn stick cost me $140.00

Fuck

Cannot help you replace the stick but I can kiss the booboo and make it better.

 

[Cheri]

I wish I could have seen this...

I walked out my parents back door wearing a long and very big black coat and starting inching my way to the car. I hit an ice spot and my legs slid out from under me. My brother who was waiting in the car says that my legs flew up almost waist level one direction and my coat flew the other. With a great thud I landed flat on my back. When I finally regain a few of my senses, I sat up to see my mother and brother slumped over in the car laughing so hard they were crying. My loving family....
The other instance was after a pretty bad car accident I had. I sustained a few pretty gruesome injuries that made me almost freakish in appearance. I had stitches sticking out of my cheek right below my eye on top of the black eye and blood on the eye itself. Needless to say no one could look at me without staring. lol My mother and I were sitting in Wendy's eating lunch, I was keeping my head down to try and be inconspicuous. My mother leaned over to me and said with a laugh, everyone is staring at you. I peek up to see that she was right. As revenge for endless haggling from my family during that time (they called me Scarface), I cowered and said in my best stage whisper, Mommy please don't hit me anymore. Ah, revenge is sweet!

 

[Purple Haze]

LMAO!

 

[Juliangel]

Ok my most embarrassing moment was almost 15 years ago.

Since I am the baby of my family most of my siblings were married and had kids by the time I hit my teens so I was an Aunt at an early age.

I was 16 and had taken my niece, who was 3 at the time, to a movie. Afterwards the bathroom was packed so we went into the same stall and she pee'd.

Well when I dropped my pants for my turn, she said in that voice toddlers have that can be heard over a jet engine "WOW you got hair down there!!!"

I could hear laughter from outside the stall and I wanted to die. We stayed in that stall until the bathroom cleared out because I would not open the door and face those people after that.

 

[Juliangel]

Re: I wish I could have seen this...

I cowered and said in my best stage whisper, Mommy please don't hit me anymore. Ah, revenge is sweet!

Too Funny Cheri!!!

 

[Expertise]

Please kiss my boo boo baby.

Oooooohhhhhh that feels soooooooo much better. LOL

 

[Mustang Sally]

In Grade 9 French class, my desk was front row centre. (possibly by choice - I'm THAT much of a geek) The class was singing Christmas carols, in French, reading the words from the projection screen. Somehow my desk broke and started folding in on me. I reached back to grab the desk behind me to pull myself up, but ended up in a heap on the floor, caught between the table and chair parts of the desk. I don't think anyone knew what was happening until I fell. Everyone burst out laughing, including the teacher, who was bent over double giggling. When she got a grip, she helped me up and finally asked if I was ok. Classmates later told me I continued to sing until I landed on the floor. LOL

I have countless other "I'm such a klutz" stories. After falling, tripping, or doing something else equally stupid in public, I always quickly look around to see if anyone noticed, then continue on my way as if nothing had happened.

 

[pandora]

This happened to me just last night. I was at my sons J.V. basketball game. The gym was full of high school students and parents alike. The guys were in a tight match with their rivals. Everyone was yelling and screaming for their kids. I was no exception. Then it happened, the fast break. My son was dribbling down the court like mad, dashing to the basket for a lay up and two points. I was jumping up and down yelling "YEAH RICH, WAY TO GO SON" and telling everyone proudly that that was my son who did that, when the lasy in front of me leaned back and said "hum m'am, I'm glad that you enjoyed that but your son is sitting on the bench". And he was, with his head down and his teammates pointing at me laughing. God, and he has another game tonight. I'm going in disguise.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Lemme see. I have so many. I seem to constantly embarrass myself in public (along with everyone who is with me)

I have had my dress fall apart on me while I was in court. I mean the whole damn side of it unraveled and you could see clean up to my waist. Made worse only by the fact that I was weraing the sexy undergarments mentioned in other posts. I'm sure those people thought I was a freak!

I have fallen countless times and once in a bar I loudly asked my friend if the man at the other end of the bar "wasn't that the guy you fucked last week that you said was so BAD?". I suppose when you are drunk you never know what you will say and how loudly you will say it. (I really was trying to whisper)

I have spewed drinks out of my nose while laughing. All in all, I would say I am not the kinda person you want to take out in public.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Miss Southern, I couldn't help but notice that you failed to mention one particular embarrassing episode of yours that occurred on the hood of a police cruiser in front of a host of local policemen.

Care to share with the group?

Whatdya say, BB'ers? Wanna hear about it?

 

[forgetunome]

My embarrassing moment...

I was in high school 11th grade...it was lunch time...and everyone is in line filing there way through to get that tray filled with...well they called it food...and as I was getting my tray...I realized that I was the focus of everyones attention....especially the guys...

My history teacher looked at me and said "Evelyn your blouse is open and by the way nice boobs!" I blushed so profusely, dropped my tray of food and ran to the bathroom and cried! I was a long time living that one down. I was always self conscience of my breasts anyway because I developed early and had 32D's by the time I was in 8th grade so...I already was hassled by the boys and that just compounded it!

My face still turns red over that!

[Edited by forgetunome on 11-17-2000 at 12:57 PM]

 

[whatsinaname]

This happened a few months ago. I happen to be the lucky owner of a Green Cheek conure, Petrie, which is a bird, about a year and a half old, and a female chihuahua, Faith, which is nearly the same age. I had a first date with a woman that I had met through a mutual friend of ours. We agreed to meet at my place since it was close to where we were having dinner.

My bird, ladies and gentlemen, does NOT like women in my apartment. PERIOD. When my mother comes by, she nips at her, tries to pull out her pearl earrings, and generally is all around jealous. She flies to whatever room I'm in and perches either on the door or on my shoulder to let the company know that I'm "her man."

Well, the young lady comes in, and immediately the bird goes into a frenzy. As my date reached forward to shake my hand, the bird started screeching. Mind you, she's only 11 inches from beak to tail, but she can be LOUD. I had previously warned my date about the bird, and she had shrugged her off. "I get along with all animals," I recall her saying. Well, not accustomed at the time to such a clamor, when the bird starts screeching, the dog, who is very timid, used to get nervous, and when she got nervous, the first thing she did is find a nice, quiet spot to pee.

My dog jotted over to greet my guest about the same time my bird launched her attack. She landed on my guests' shoulder, started pulling on her hoop earrings, to which my date just laughed, right until the bird shit on her white blouse, (a thick, gooey "This-is-what-you-get-for-putting-me-in-my-cage-at-night" shit that she tries to get me with every morning ) AND, for good measure, she followed it up with a screech attack. By this time, my date was petting the dog, and when the bird started screeching, the dog had a panic attack, looked up at my date with a forlorn look in her eyes and peed a pond on the carpet, right at my date's feet. My bird flew to the top of the blinds in the living room, laughing (she mimics laughter) as I tried to clean up the messes. Surprise, surprise, that was the last time I saw her. Ah, yes, the joys of owning pets....

The bird: http://www.geocities.com/motorcity/7281/pets/perched2.jpg

[Edited by whatsinaname on 12-05-2000 at 03:30 AM]

 

[WriterDom]

I was in high school. Took my date to the drive in movie where we often had sex. After the "movie" we went directly across the street to a popular drive in restaurant (back in the days of curb boys who would come out to your car and take your order) we pulled up next to Jimmy, a buddy from school and he started dying laughing along with everyone once else in his car. When I asked what was so funny he pointed to my door. Where the condom had stuck and was hanging on courageously. As embarrassing as I was for me, I'm sure it was much more embarrassing to her.