Embarrasing Moments

[unusuallyconfused]

Everyones got them. Just curious and feel the need to be entertained! I've always get red faced when you walk out of bathroom and didn't see the TP on the floor and it sticks to the bottom of your shoe. There was one time, I think the worst, that I wore a dress to work and a small piece got stuck in my hose and walked around for a bit and ..............finally someone let me know!

 

[Todd]

I accidentally wnet grovcery shopping with my fly unzipped while I was free floating.

 

[lavender]

 

[Fleshmachine]

Let me just bring a girl around my mother. She will try and top the previous times that she has embarassed me when I brought a girl home to meet her. No one can embarass you like family.

 

[Dayanara]

When I get dressed in the morning I usually leave for putting on my top last, just because I am more comfy in just my bra. But one day I realised that my bra and top were in the basement since I had done laundry the night before and not remembered to bring it up. No one was home (I live with my parents(, so I figured I'd go down and finish changing there. Well I am bouncing down the stairs (well a least the boobs were) and the door bell rings. Forgetting that I am half naked I open the door to give my neighbour a big surprise. At first I didn't understand the look on his face, but then I felt a breeze, yelled FUCK and slammed the door. Still to this day cant look at him, nor do I know what he wanted at the door....I think he forget as well

 

[SweetCherry]

My senior prom, I took one of my best male friends as my date. Now, I'm tall. I was 5'10 and the time, but my date was still several inches taller, af least 6'6. He also happened to be 2 years younger than me, so I knew a bit more than he did about most things.

Well, anyhow, we were dancing, as one usually does at prom. It was a slow song, so I had my arms around his neck. All of a sudden, he leans down to whisper in my ear. Now, here I am, with a very attractive 16 yr old male friend who I have a mild (OK, more than mild) crush on. I'm thinking maybe he's going to kiss me or tell me he's got a crush on mne as well.

But no. The fates were not smiling on me. He leaned down and whispered that my strapless dress was kinda slipping and he could see down the front of my dress. I instantly turned 50 shades of red and snuck one hand down to pull it up a bit before the entire dance floor saw my nipples. I haven't worn a strapless dress of any sort since then.

He didn't kiss me that night. He waited til the night I graduated, kidnapped me from my party and drug me off to another dance and kissed me in the pouring rais after the dance got cancelled.

 

[scylis]

being a poor sport when i lose... thought it ain't embarassing til AFTER it's all done...

 

[His Whimsicality]

When I was still a kid, my parents and I went on holiday one winter and I had a separate room. After we´d been cross-country skiing, I was of course sweating and I got completely naked and stepped out of my room to go into my parents´ next to mine to get new clothes. And lo and behold, the landlady of the pension was outside and saw me completely in the buff!

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Later that night he told me after talking to his mother that he didn't think she saw me. To this day I don't know if it's true. But I can honestly say, I don't think I've ever been quite as embarrassed before.

That is similar but not as bad as my ex-sister in laws situation. She was sucking her boyfriends cock when her mother walked in. Yikes!

 

[rambling man]

I was not embarassed at the time I don't think but was red faced the next day. At age 13 I was with a group of friends. We went out in the woods to camp out. Well we brought with us a bottle of Jim Beam, half a bottle of Wild Turkey and some beer. I got so drunk I stripped completely naked and danced around the fire. The next school day I caught a lot of hell. A few years later I would not have been embarassed at all,though.

 

[Morden]

Well there was one time I was with my girlfriend on the couch. We were talking with my mother who was accross the room from us. The conversation was dieing and I saw the chess board. It was on the other side of my girlfriend. She had rather large breasts, So I pointed kinda over her chest and said
"Anyone wanna play chest?"

 

[ShyGuy68]

Quite a few years ago when I was a young teenager, we were on vacation in my parents summer house, with some of my parents friends I think it was.


Now my parents were very liberal, so there were a adult magazine with erotica in, and one afternoon we were sitting in the livingroom, and I was reading away in it, which it seems like none of the adults had noticed. Suddenly I asked them all: What is a Clitoris?"

They all suddenly went quiet, and then they started to laugh big time! I sure did get a bit embarased there!! lol

 

[jcgirl]

I accidentally wnet grovcery shopping with my fly unzipped while I was free floating.

Why do I doubt this was an accident?

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Quite a few years ago when I was a young teenager, we were on vacation in my parents summer house, with some of my parents friends I think it was.


Now my parents were very liberal, so there were a adult magazine with erotica in, and one afternoon we were sitting in the livingroom, and I was reading away in it, which it seems like none of the adults had noticed. Suddenly I asked them all: What is a Clitoris?"

They all suddenly went quiet, and then they started to laugh big time! I sure did get a bit embarased there!! lol

Oh, I forgot that I did something familiar and asked my friends what a vagina was but pronounced it like a bag!

 

[unusuallyconfused]

I was not embarassed at the time I don't think but was red faced the next day. At age 13 I was with a group of friends. We went out in the woods to camp out. Well we brought with us a bottle of Jim Beam, half a bottle of Wild Turkey and some beer. I got so drunk I stripped completely naked and danced around the fire. The next school day I caught a lot of hell. A few years later I would not have been embarassed at all,though.

Are you saying that your body is so hot, that if you were naked in front of bunch of people, you would not be embarassed. If so, please send picture!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

hard to pick.!

1. having to explain to my best female friend [at 18] why her mother and i were fucking on the couch.

2. having the best looking female at a keg party sneak up behind
me and yank my pants and underwear down to my ankles while i was talking it up with four other girls. [ at 19].

3. trying to explain why some fool brought you a spare blonde at 1:30 in the morning while you were having sex to the woman you just got engaged to that night wearing a towel standing out in the front yard with eveyone involved was laughing themselves silly. [ at 25]

4.having your dates mother call you up in the middle of fucking the hell out of her daughter to ask if she {her daughter}could spent the weekend with you because her ex was causing trouble
on your first date. [at age 27}

And the list goes on and on and on.

 

[WildHoney]

Hi Everyone,

When I was in high school (9th grade) we had to take swimming as a class. One day after the class was finished the intructor asked me to stay for another minute. This was my first year in this school and it was very confusing for me to find my way around. Well, after he said I could leave and get changed I started walking for the shower area and I went into the door that I thought was for the girls. Turned out it was the wrong door. I can still remember the sounds the boys made as I walked in. I wanted to dig a hole right there on that tile floor. I will admit that thinking back now, had I been in 12th grade, I would not have minded a bit.

WildHoney

 

[nasty]

I have you all beat

Meeting my idol, (Lila McCann, probably haven't heard of her.) Anyway, I'm shorter than she is, so when she bent don to put her arm around and take a picture with me, my elbow brushed up against her right boob. I was MORTIFIED, although I was exited. The next time I saw her, I didn't know how to react. Luckily, I believe she forgot.

 

[Tabby432]

I almost had a very embarrasing moment today. A friend logged onto MSN so I started talking to him... but it wasn't him. lol It was his uncle.

Potential for major embarrasment. Instead it was just awkward.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

i've got two here....
first, my junior year of high school me and my friends were out at Denny's when we had said we were at the library, and i locked the keys to the car in the truck (on accident). we had to find a way to break into the car without damaging it to get the keys out.... well, i was sol since my parents (it was their car) were on their way to a funeral. we ended up calling someone else's parents to help us break in. it was a big mess with a small mass of people in the parking lot around us laughing


then... last october, i was over at my friend's room at school and we were on our way out. walking down the stairs, well sort of walking... i fell down them (actually about 2) and spent the next week on crutches. what made it even better was my friend felt bad about it and kept apologizing... eventually, i just said fine.. it's your fault... and then started tellin everyone he pushed me down the stairs.

 

[ChaoticLil]

I have two that I can think of at the moment.

1) Going over to my best friend's house and after him convincing me that his parents were out of town for the weekend, we got naked and started fucking. About 15 minutes later we hear on the outside intercom his parents' driving up. He throws me my clothes then grabs a book and hand it to me telling me to look busy. His dad sticks his head in the room to say hi to me; I'm suprised I wasn't beet red.

2) Years ago when I lived with 3 guys, I came out of the shower and heard one of them in the living room. Being blind without my glasses I didn't know that he had a friend with him. I go into the living room naked completely oblivious to the fact that his friend was there too. Needless to say he got an eyefull.

 

[batter]

went on vacation

to georgia a few weeks ago.
we drove in to florida one day to the beach.
i was playing in the waves and got hit by 2 huge waves that came in back to back.
i went under water and when i came up, my swimming trunks were down to my calfs. as i tried pulling them back up, i got hit again with more large waves, pushing me up onto the shore.
it took me awhile before i got them back up again.
being that we forgot to bring towels with us, when we left, i wanted to change into some dry shorts before getting into the vehicle so my wife stood behind me with the door open so i could change. when i stripped and changed i got into the seat, and as i closed the door shut, there was a young woman standing there to get into her vehicle which was parked beside us. she just looked at me and gave me a smile and we drove off.

 

[Felsen]

When I was 13 I had a crush on Helen, a 19-year-old girl who worked in the bank on Front Street in the small Texas town where I lived. She was very pretty and really well-stacked.

One day I was standing on the front porch of the drug store on Front Street at few doors down from the bank, and this cowboy was standing there with me. He watched a dog scratching his back on the sidewalk and said, "Damn! I wish I could do that!" I thought that was a really cool observation and laughed out loud about it.

A few days later, I was standing in the same place when Helen came down the street from the bank to take her afternoon Coke break. The same dog was there, again scratching his back and, thinking I would impress with my "worldliness", I turned away from the dog and looked at Helen, saying the same thing the cowboy had said, "Damn! I wish I could do that!"

Helen looked at the dog, then at me, and then pushed past me into the drug store. I wondered why she'd looked so funny, and when I looked at the dog again, he was licking his penis! I ran down the street and could never look Helen in the face again!

 

[rambling man]

yeah but it still doesn't keep you from wishing you could do that. I wish I could.

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Re: went on vacation

she just looked at me and gave me a smile and we drove off.

With that body, I would of smiled too!

actually, I probably would of dropped to my knees and raised my arms in homage!